StuckBoy ☭

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Programmer, Tokusatsu-enjoyer. I hated AI before it took my job. Mahjong Soul ID: 121684710 Blog: https://stuckboy.netlify.app/ Games: https://backloggd.com/u/StuckBoy/ Movies: https://letterboxd.com/StuckBoy/

A screenshot of the game Drakengard 3. The prominent character is One's dragon, Gabriel. Compared to Michael, Gabriel appears to be incredibly monstrous, featuring a jagged design and heavily armored face.
A screenshot from the opening level of Drakengard 3. Pictured are the other five Intoners standing atop a very large building. Each Intoner possesses a unique weapon, outfit and color combination.
A screenshot of the opening cinematic for Drakengard 3. Pictured are the character Zero and behind her is a dragon companion named Michael.
A screenshot of the first image shown to you during the idle screen of Drakengard 3. It is an entirely black background with white text that reads, "Square Enix Presents". There is dialogue occurring during this time as well, which is a child-like voice asking to pee for some reason.
A screenshot of the game Valkyrie Saga. The player-controlled character Roll is standing in a house, with a large painting adorning one of the walls. I'd attempt to describe it but honestly this is like image 5 out of probably 40 and the fact that I'm trying to do alt text on all of them is a big enough endeavor as it is.
A screenshot of the game Valkyrie Saga. The player-controlled character Roll is talking to a construct named Lampno. The conversation appears in a dialogue box that occupies the bottom portion of the screen. The text reads, "Yeah, We can just hold the jump button to keep gliding."
An image of the game Valkyrie Saga. It is a picture near the starting area, with the player-controlled character Roll standing near what appears to be a dock. In the background is the boat that she arrived in.
Art of the game Valkyrie Saga. The main character Roll is featured prominently in the center of the art, in a pixel art inspired style. Behind her is a background consisting of similarly pixelated cloudy blue skies and a floating island featuring several features that are indiscernible at this distance. The title of the game appears below the aforementioned scene, in front of the wispy clouds.
Ryu from Street Fighter and Cyclops from X-Men giving the mother of all handshakes. Ryu is in the art style of the Street Fighter Alpha series. The background of the legendary handshake is an orange sunburst centered behind the two icons. Streaks of white alongside darker and lighter oranges emanate from the center. Truly a kino moment in video game history.
A meme template taken from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. In it, Calvin's dad approaches Calvin while he is seated next to a record player. In this iteration, the record player is assumed to be an ancient Thinkpad running the game Rogue. While approaching, Calvin's dad says, "Playing Rogue? Let me show you something...". The second panel is Calvin looking down at the supposed computer while his dad explains, "Two types of games are inspired by it, Roguelikes and Roguelites. All games actually fall into these two categories.". Calvin replies, "Uh-huh.", signaling that he understands the base concept, and fears where his dad is going with this. The third panel is just Calvin's dad, as he begins a long-winded explanation of that theory with the following thought, "Hades? Roguelite. Spelunky? Roguelike, Umamusume? Roguelite. Despite being a Battle Royale, PUBG is actually a Roguelike.". The final panel is Calvin laying in bed at night, seemingly kept awake by the explanation, annoyed by its continuing accuracy.
A horizontal list of the last four movies I've watched using Letterboxd's "Recent Activity" shelf. From most to least recent they are The Big Short, Mulholland Drive, The Imitiation Game and Superman 4: The Quest for Peace. I gave The Big Short three and a half stars because while it was a great attempt at capturing the historical impact, it gave 2010 movie vibes most of the time, which I guess is accurate for its release date. Mulholland Drive received five stars and a like from me. I yearn to explore David Lynch's mind like it's the Backrooms. Imitation Game also received three and a half stars for reasons similar to The Big Short. Superman 4 received one star for reasons that should not necessitate explanation. If I recall, half a star was for Nuclear Man's cat claws and the other half was for the double date with one guy gag.
A still from the movie Coraline. Pictured is Coraline's father, who is seated in front a computer in the midst of typing. His eyelids are incredibly dark compared to the rest of his complexion, implying he's racked up at least a decade's worth of sleep debt. Text has been superimposed over the computer. It reads, "me at 3:52 am knowing damn well where I have to be at 8am."
An image of the last four things I've watched via Letterboxd. The order (from most recent to least) is Ultraman R/B (rated 3 1/2 stars), Twins (rated 3 1/2 stars with a review), Kamen Rider Zero-One (rated 3 1/2 stars with a review), and 1990: The Bronx Warriors (rated 3 1/2 stars). I have no idea why I'm seeing much mid stuff lately, but you can't find peak unless you wade through the deep waters.
A screenshot of a graphic shown in episode two of Kamen Rider Geats. There are 26 headshots featuring names of characters and their rider code names. Such highlights include Kamen Rider Baboon, Dolphin, and Lizard.
A top and bottom panel meme. In the top panel, Chris Evans as Steve Rogers is looking downward, like he's checking his phone. Below him is the text, "I have to go." The second panel is him standing up to rush out, with a tissue box overlayed by his hands to look like he's about to wrestle his skin snake. A group sits/stands nearby, as if they were in the middle of a conversation when he suddenly announced this.
A still from the 1997-1998 series Ninja Turtles: Next Mutation. Center frame is the titular Shredder grasping the loose top of one of his Foot Soldiers. The outfit Shredder is wearing is a bit dramatic, but honestly the turtles look like in-his-prime-if-you-know-what-i-mean Barry Bonds. Anyways the horns on his helmet, yes I said horns, are down right silly. It's a chevron that would make great grand-pappy RX-78-2 jealous (positive). The rest of the mask is equally a little absurd, as is the rest of his outfit. His shoulder pads are domes that look like he just bought gray gear from a shop vendor in town like it was a "intelligent economical decision" given it did 3 better DPS than his more-than-four-levels-lower counterpart the humble tier 2 (A.K.A. Blue) that is providing several flat stat bonuses it is additionally providing a unique passive that gives him more HP Regen (an outstanding move). To wrap it all up it seriously looks like they modified a Takanuva child's mask (good luck deciphering that one, shout out to my bionicle brethren) because the mouth literally makes this face 😐 Anyways it's streaming on quite a few services and it's probably on something you can watch with minimal commercial breaks.
Walton Goggins in "White Lotus" looking like his entire world was just shattered in front of his eyes. The soft, out of focus lighting of the background draws a stark contrast to his facial expression. His eyebrows are slightly raised in surprise, his eyes wide and his mouth hanging open slightly like when one forgets a very important appointment that they should have been at thirty minutes ago.
A scene from the film series "How to Train Your Dragon". A male character with an almighty beard and mustache is staring at his lost wife. He is proclaiming "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you." while similar text appears as a subtitle below his head.
Cover art for Mastodon's "The Hunter". Pictured is what appears to be a bull, though it features multiple lower Jaws and two pairs of horns. There are also an uncomfortable amount of ears.
Along the top of the image there is text that reads, "Sleep paralysis demon but it's Scott Stapp of Creed, singing tasty jams all night long." Below the text is an image of two individuals. One appears to be asleep, this can be assumed to be the person suffering from sleep paralysis. Over top of them is the aforementioned Scott Stapp, with hair blown back by a powerful breeze. He is in the process of delivering said tasty jam to the sufferer of sleep paralysis.
An oil-based painting made by me, attempting to recreate the one featured in Season 5 Episode 5 of The Joy of Painting titled, "Quiet Pond"
A painting made by me in an attempt at recreating Bob Ross' "The Grandeur of Summer".
A black and white photo of a cat wearing a black sleeping mask over their eyes. Hair is protruding straight up from underneath the sleeping mask. Text below the image says, "Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen)"