I'm the guy who sucks

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A tufted titmouse on a branch.
Large finished cross-stitch project featuring dozens of sprites from the Mega Man X video game series.
A two-panel image of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg. In panel one, Mitch says "I played in a death metal band. People either loved us or they hated us." In panel two, he says "Or they thought we were ok."
All robots & computers must shut the hell up [Pictures of loudspeakers, computers, and kiosks with red cancellation slashes across them] To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to And I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a divine being, you are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue
Screenshot of a twitter reply. Original post is from Nancy Mace, captioned "Kids, and their dad, took me out for barbecue for my birthday. 47 never felt so good!". The photo shows Mace at a restaurant table with two barbecue trays in front of her. The once closest to her has a container of beans front and center. I can't overstate how full to the brim this thing is. Absolutely maximum capacity beans. A quote tweet from Kyle Kulinski reads "That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch".
pixel art of a sphere made of bricks
pixel art image of a ROUS from The Princess Bride clambering over a log
a lil collection of pixel-art books on a shelf
pixel art log
Adonis in his cardboard box clubhouse, with a poorly-edited neon sign reading 'ADONIS' over him, like it's his little nightclub