𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳

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𐇔, the only unicode character with genitals (so far). Anarcho-many-things. Bugs, plants, language, science Radically pro-transgender 🏳️‍🌈🏴

Panel from a Salmon science diagram, with a salmon ejecting a white substance. A label identifies the substance as "sperm", which is scratched and corrected to "milk".
Chubbers cut and pasted onto a background of flames, highlighting the similarity of his body shape from this angle to a flame.
[Black Hat is packing a bobcat into a box; Megan stands beside him.] Megan: What are you doing? Black Hat: Making the world a weirder place. [Bobcat, in wild, skewed text]: mrrowlll [Black Hat has finished taping the package for shipping.] Black Hat: Starting with my eBay feedback page. [Bandaged person at a computer with assorted debris around the floor.] [Contents of screen, bold header:] Comments: [Line of typed text:] Instead of office chair package contained bobcat. [Line of typed text:] Bandaged person typing: Would not buy again.
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. Jean-Paul Sartre
Simpsons scene of Maggie's birth. Homer: it's a boy! and what a boy! Dr Hebert: that's the umbelical cord, it's a girl.
Discus Stu (Simpsons S13E14) holding a discus, a bottle of ouzo, and wearing platform sandals.
Dazed and confused scene with some words replaced: "That's what I love about these simpsons, man, I get older, they stat the same age"
Ben Chambers liking the post in question
Meme "Go to horny jail" "bonk" But the left shiba is replaced by a bison bunking the right shiba
Milhouse wearing a wig and a bra: "what's the matter? Scared you might like it?"
Animated Series Joker, laying down with a big "bang" flag out of a torso wound, and blood coming out of the mouth.
"Where does your inspiration come from as an artist? Me:" Picture shows a head; inside the head is a person tearing their face off
Hey conservatives why dod you always wear that mask? Mask: "fertility crisis" Under the mask: white supremacy and raping teenagers
30 rock meme with the words partly changed Kenneth: I don't side with the oppressornor the victim. Choosing is a sin, so I always just stay neutral in situations of injustice. Jack with his face covered by a picture of desmond tutu: that's the side of the oppressor we count those
"Why are you so quiet? What's on your mind?" Head containing a can and a bowl of beans
Diagram with a map and a bunch of animals pointing to the region they are from. Title: Convergent Evolution Nine-Banded Armadillo Chinese Pangolin Giant Anteater Common Echidna Aardvark Even though they evolved separately, they look alike because they eat the same food (insects). The environment selected for a long nose and sticky tongue.
Screenshot of a facebook post by the band Blondie featuring a photograph and the following caption: "Pictured from left to right (front row): Amanda Jones, Elda Gentile, and Debbie. Pictured from left to right (back row): Billy O'Connor, Chris Stein, Fred Smith"
Nathan Kalman-Lamb: Do Americans not understand that their flag is essentially understood as a hate symbol globally? Erin Biba: And what the fuck exactly do you want us to do about it Tyler, from the internet: like, we live here, we know how bad it is; we are being oppressed; why do people from outside of America keep acting like our oppression is just that we're fucking stupid? BeeVine: I understand you're oppressed... why do you want to wave the flag of the oppressor, then?
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So....deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones
Goose meme
Meme This fucking sucks actually (Literal coolest thing ever)
Rockwell freemdom of speech
tweet from 2020: "If I make a mistake in english please don't correct I have no respect for this language ❤️"
Robert California saying "it was just actually cookies the whole time"
Goose meme
Popehat If a cop pulsl you over start shooting #lawyer #legaladise
Mother and child comic but also Loss
Trolley problem meme Top track: Hear a satisfying ka-chung Bottom track: Don't hear a satisfying ka-chung...
Same three panels as above, but in reverse order and with an added speech bubble coming from the guy in the last panel saying "wtf?"
Allegory of the cave.
Lucelia Rodrigues Head of Department of Architecture & Built Environment, Professor of Sustainable and Resilient Cities, Faculty of Engineering
Jamelle bouie ignoring everything the professor says in the video, quote tweeting the same post I'm quote tweeting with "yes it can".
Picture of Niemoller's "first they came" poem on the wall of the US Holocaust Memorial Museum, featuring many em-dashes.
Stock image of a rubber stamp with a heptagram crudely pasted on it
Cover for Vonnegut's novel Player Piano, with the letters "us" covering the o so it reads "pi anus"
Share that have taken prescribed medicines in the last week in England, by amount & age group. Each bar of the graph is further subdivided into 1-2, 3-4, or 5+ medicines. The chart starts a bit under 20% for ages 16-24 and resches almost 100% for ages 85+. The chart passes 50% somewhere in your 50s.
Meme using an old painting featuring a man looking in the distance and a woman looking at him. Man: VOTERS are so hard to read Woman: Well actually we just wan- Man: Such complex creatures Woman: If you just liste- Man: So mysterious
"Why are you so quiet? What's on your mind?" Head containing a can and a bowl of beans
Bo burnham saying "Can any single person shut the fuck"
Screenshot of the above tweet. The first letter of the first line is circled in yellow, as well as the 2nd letter of the 2nd word and so on until the 7th line. These letters spell HERPENI. then on the 2nd to last line the letter s is circled. A yellow line connects allthe circles.
Same AI slop of a McDonald's as above, but modified to read McGonad's
National and World News Parents: Check Your Kid’s Texts for these 28 Acronyms, and What They Mean File photo by: CNN Wire Posted: Dec 8, 2014 / 09:31 AM PST Updated: Dec 8, 2014 / 09:36 AM PST SHARE (CNN)- If you think you are tech savvy all because you know what “LOL” means, let me test your coolness. Any idea what “IWSN” stands for in Internet slang? It’s a declarative statement: I want sex now. If it makes you feel any better, I had no clue, and neither did a number of women I asked about it. Acronyms are widely popular across the Internet, especially on social media and texting apps, because, in some cases, they offer a shorthand for communication that is meant to be instant. So “LMK” — let me know — and “WYCM” — will you call me? — are innocent enough. But the issue, especially for parents, is understanding the slang that could signal some dangerous teen behavior, such as “GNOC,'” which means “get naked on camera.”
You wouldn't download a weiner info
right ear 1/4
Frame from the Simpsons showing a cereal box of Krusty O's cereals with a face of Krusty and a speech bubble with the words "free inside! One jagged metal krusty-O!
Screenshot of the search bar of the Full Epstein Library with a search for "ET" showing 16,929 results.
Close up of the poster for the movie We Go On remastered, but the all caps as well as thr inconsistent letter sizes & kerning make it easy to read WE GOON. The poster also features a terrified woman in the foreground, and another face of (I think) the same woman with dark eyes and screaming in the background.
Screenshot of an exerpt from a Bulwark interview with Tanden with the following text: EGAN: It seems like there’s a fear within the party about saying the wrong thing and getting roasted online. And it’s made officials less willing to be themselves. TANDEN: When you’re in opposition, your job is to add people to your coalition, not subtract them. This effort at purity-testing people—I think that’s unhealthy to learning. You have to learn from what your opposition thinks or what people in the middle think. It actually makes you worse at your job if you think everyone who disagrees with you is some kind of bad person. Source website: https://www.thebulwark.com/p/neera-tanden-unplugged-democrats-fight-cap-interview-north-carolina-supreme-court-riggs-griffin-whitmer-wikler
Shots from the simpsons episode where aliens run for elections, but some words are changed. Alien as Bob Dole: guns for all. Crowd: boooo!! Alien as Dole: very well, no guns for anyone Crowd: boooo!! Alien as Dole, with clip art sweat drop added: uhhh do u think starscream ever said megatron is serving gunt Crowd: yaaaaS QUEEN
Screenshot from the cambridge dictionary for the wird Kilt, with a picturebofna kiltnat the bottom the definition is "a skirt with many folds, made from tartan cloth and traditionally worn by Scottish men and boys". The word skirt is circled in purple.
Shots from the simpsons episode where aliens run for elections, but some words are changed. Alien as Bob Dole: guns for all. Crowd: boooo!! Alien as Dole: very well, no guns for anyone Crowd: boooo!! Alien as Dole: Guns for some, miniature American flags for those who choose the guns. Crowd: yaaaay!!
Will smith is sitting in the egg chair with the table and says Wanna get down on this?
Shot from the first Men in Black movie where Will Smith pulls a table across the room during the exam where everyone is sitting in egg shaped chairs with nowhere to write.
Screenshot of a table. I don't know how that's gonna come across in audio in the ALT text because it's a letter-based linguistic joke. 3 by 3 table. The top left cell says "/ngry/ paradigm. The rest of the top row labels the colums a- and u-. Then in the first colum the bottom two rows are labelled ∅- and h-. Then the last four cells are occupied by "angry" at the intersection of a- and ∅-, "hangry" at the intersection of a- and h-, hungry at the intersection of u- and h- and, crucially, ungry at the intersection of u- and ∅-.
Screenshot of two comments from Mark: "this reply just shows nothing more than your own insecurity B Vine" "that’s quite a stretch, I can’t wait to give a big middle finger to everybody’s been whining and calling me a Nazi supporter over the last few months because they have a room temperature IQ"
Screenshot of the post above by mark Johnson markthespark207 featuring an image of a man, tall muscular wrestler, holding a microphone and screaming at a shorter, unmuscular man with glasses. The image caption is a threat to do this to me when "it works".
Four panels, a renter and an apartment manager. Appartment manager: WATER AND GAS ARE PAID FOR, BUT YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR ELECTRIC. Renter: FOOL! I'LL ATTACH A FLYWHEEL TO THE SHOWERHEAD WHICH WILL SPIN A DYNAMO, WHICH WILL CHARGE MY CAPACITOR BANK, WHICH WILL CONNECT TO ALL THE WIRING IN MY APARTMENT! I'VE BYPASSED YOUR SYSTEM ENTIRELY APARTMENT MANAGER! FOR YOU DIDN'T RECKON ON MY BEING... Appartment manager: WE HAD ASSUMED NOBODY WOULD SPEND SO MUCH MONEY AND TIME JUST TO SAVE A FEW DOLLAR Renter: AN ENGINEER!