Dishwasher Jones

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A laminated sign reading “I AM VERY OLD - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME” from the Revelstoke railway museum
A museum exhibit of a mannequin dressed up as a telegraoh operator sitting at a desk with a telegraph.
A old timey black and white photograph of a man in a coat and hat going down a snowy railway on a tricycle-looking device.
A screenshot of ‘jill of the jungle’. A retro platformer where the controls and ui take up a permanent portion of the left hand side of the screen.
A black golden doodle is leashed to the photo taker. He is stood still at the top of a small concrete staircase and HE WILL NOT MOVE FOR ANYONE OH MY GOD.
Zangief performing a crouching jab from street fighter II. A little backhanded chop with his right hand.
Screenshot of town from Mystical Ninja on the Nintendo 64
Craig Mack from the “flava in ya ear” music video
Album art for Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”
YouTube short of first person view of a rollerblading old man. He has posted twice on his own short, once with the crying emoji and once with “I sound gay *crying emoji x2* I’m not”
Leo the black Goldendoodle is laying down right in front of the sink where my macaroni is draining
A crop of the above screenshot zoomed in on the category “Wife (Intelligent)”
A screenshot from MDickie’s Wrestling Revolution 3d.
A black doodle dog laying on his back with his tongue out on a couch.
A black dog lying down in the aisle between a stove and a kitchen island
A black Goldendoodle dog is lying on a carpet asleep next to a stuffed penguin dog toy
Cover of a collection of Ben Wicks cartoons
A black goldendoodle dog looking up at the camera.
Shot from “The Simpsons” of Cololnel Leslie Hapablap about to break down the door to his private washroom.
Sponsored search results. The 2nd one down says “cumputer on eBay - Find it all on eBay” followed by “looking for great deals on cumputer? From everything to the very thing”
An old pinball game “Energy Conservation Game”
A poster of the NES version of “paperboy” showing the kid throwing newspapers on a red bike
Tinybaby’s avatar
A one panel comic “Herman” by Jim Unger. A man with an umbrella and soap suds coming out from his shirt is saying “Don’t you ever rinse my shirts when you wash them?” to his wife walking with him
A tv on top of a fireplace. The tv is plying the opening to “terms of endearment”
Logo for an old Canadian kids show “camp cariboo”
An image of Nicholas picholas from video and arcade top 10 with a caption reading “Nicholas Picholas: Is that his real name?”
From elsewhere in the thread, @palzee’s replay of a screenshot of a Hulk Hogan tweet from Oct 2011: “Goodnight HULLAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don’t know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks”
A dog standing on its back legs with its front paws on a wooden fence in a forested area
A black dog sleeping on a couch with his paws curled up.
A black dog sitting outside of a wooden fenced area.
A black dog sitting and looking at a front yard that may or may not have a bird in it.
Black dog sleeping on a couch with his paws stretched towards the camera
Shot from the simpsons of Homer bent backwards over a fire hydrant during his fight with Bart’s big brother
A black dog holding a large stick in the rain
A video of Wii music. The player’s mii is in a dog costume and making barking noises along to music.
A black dog looking sad while lying down on the couch.
A Shane Doan Arizona coyotes jersey
A black dog sitting in the grass in front of a “no dogs allowed” sign
A black dog lying down with a rope and ball dog toy and a black pot filled with water
Headshot of a black goldendoodle dog
A black haired golden doodle is curled up on a couch
An image of “The Smiler,” a character with a creepy grin who is a presidential candidate in the comic book “Transmetropolitan”
An injured football player is lying down on the field and being attended to by medical staff. Along the sidelines in the background some players and staff have dropped to a knee, including a red, furry bull mascot
An ad that reads “teach any dog to Not pee or poop Ever again! Search by breed In only 6 days” With a sketched picture of a retriever
ECW wrestler The Sandman staring at the camera wearing a purple t-shirt with a R4 Ridge Racer Type 4 logo and mascot Reiko Nagase
A sprite of Akuma’s teleport from street fighter alpha 2
An old photograph of the “Dine-A-Ville” motel and cafe. The sign for the motel is held by a large cartoon dinosaur statue with big eyes and eyelashes.
A black golden doodle is looking at the camera while on leash and holding a toy watering can in its mouth
An ad reading “all day” followed by “11am to 4pm” underneath
A dog looking up at some mozzarella cheese on a cheese grater
Cover art of Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumper” album with a baby with a gigantic toothy grin on a bright green background.
A Burger King ad with a sign that just reads “whoppers”
A screenshot of Gillian Seed driving a car from the video game “Snatcher”