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Caption: "Conservatives making up fake scenarios and getting mad at them." Photo: split frame. Left frame: blonde woman pointing and shouting. Right frame: empty chair. In the usual meme format, the chair is occupied by a smug cat.
Laura Ingraham post from Twitter. Picture shows masked Patriot Front members protesting at the Capitol. Text says "I call fake. Looks more like Antifa in costume. No one should be allowed to cover their faces."
Graph showing predicted electric rates today. 7¢ is the usual flat rate, but we're seeing over a dollar today.
Kevin Hassett
I once heard Ska described as "what plays in a 13-year-old kid's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks" and nothing in this world is more accurate. Picture of Ska band in bright clothes.
Kevin Bassett, lying about something.
Anthony Head in "You, Me, and Them" with Eve Myles.
Teen birth rate from 1991 to 2021, declining from 61.8 births per thousand to 13.6.
Duck duck go AI response.
Ivanka Trump, pitching Goya beans.
Moss, from "The IT Crowd," carries a burning fire extinguisher. He says "I'll just put this over here with the rest ... of the fire."
Teen birth rate over the past 35 years, dropping from 61.8 per 1000 women in 1991 to 13.6 in 2022.
Trump nuclear uncle speech “Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”
US politics to an outsider is like walking in on an argument about how best to punch babies. People expect you to pick a side, but you just stood there wondering why we punching babies.
Medical chemotherapy bill, showing two drugs costing $28k and $50k respectively.
Xkcd "Duty Calls" comic. A man is seated at a computer. A voice off frame is talking. V: Are you coming to bed? M: I can't. This is important. V: What? M: Someone is WRONG on the Internet.
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
Screenshot of the YouTube app, showing how to get to the "Hype" menu item.
Screenshot of "top hyped videos."
Graph of teen birth rate since 1991. It's a very steady drop, from 61.8 per 1000 women down to 13.6 per 1000.
Chevy Chase from 1970s SNL. "THIS JUST IN... GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD"
Family guy color chart meme.
Cat, sitting on hardwood floor, taps a leg covered in blue jeans. I'm trying to work and she's tapping my leg indicating that it's time for cat treats.
Stick figure at computer. Caption says: "Does anything make you want to read an email more than a recall request?" Speech balloon says: "You'd like to recall the email. Would you? Why? What is it you don't want me to see?"
Cartoon of almost naked emperor standing in front of mirror. Reflection shows him in a nice robe. Title: The Emperor's New Clothes.
Internet post. Pam Bondi says "The Dow is over 50,000 right now." - Pam Bondi, doing the cost-benefit analysis of child r*pe.
Medical bill, showing two drugs costing $27k and $49k per dose.
IT MAKES ME FUCKING CRAZY WHEN I SAY TO SOMEONE THAT I WANT HEALTH INSURANCE AND THEY ASK ME "WHOSE GONNA PAY FOR IT" ME YOU FUCKING DUNCE. THE FEDS TAKE 25% OF MY FUCKING PAYCHECK. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND IT MAKING LITTLE PALESTINIAN KIDS INTO SKELETONS. I WANT HEALTHCARE.
Old photo of doors from the segregation era. Doors are labeled "Ladies, Men, and Colored."
Two aliens at the crucifixion of Jesus. One alien says to the other "You know what we need to do? We need to get the fuck out of here, that's what we need to do."
Comic. Two men at a door ask a woman if she's found Jesus. Jesus appears to be hiding behind the curtains.
Homer Simpson talking to Bart, saying "Most racist thing... So far."
Creed, from the US show "The Office," with his fake web site info next to him.
Jim threatens Dwight with a "Full Disadulation" on "The Office."
Cover of Todd Parr's book "It's Okay to be Different"
Donald Trump, clearly mocking a disabled reporter.
Photo from BBC Coupling. Kate Isitt, Sarah Alexander, and Gina Bellman.
Gary Larson "Far Side" comic. A woman sits reading in a chair by a closed closet door. Two dogs are nearby. One dog says to the other "You wanna have some fun, Fred? Watch... I'm gonna go over and stare and growl at the closet door."
Chevy Chase, from the SNL days.. He holds a can labeled "New Shimmer non-dairy floor wax" while Dan Aykroyd and Gilda Radner kiss in a kitchen behind him. New Shimmer: it's a dessert topping AND a floor wax.
Meme format. A blurry photo of Donald Trump standing in front of a used car lot. The caption reads "This photo was smuggled across realities to give us a glimpse of the proper timeline. The one we were robbed of. Admit it, this feels right."
Woman wrapped in a Donald Trump flag stands on a gallows. The US Capitol building sits in the background.
Political rally. A salt shaker stands on the stage with a "SALT" banner behind him. A crowd of slugs is cheering "Slugs for salt!"
Bizarre huge squirrel Christmas decoration at the local arboretum display.
Picture of a cake. The frosting is in the pattern of a green Christmas sweater, with some white and red accents.
Woman looks forward to and prepares to be taken by the Borg. Smbc comic.
"Look, having nuclear-my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart -you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world-it's true!-but when you're a conservative Republican they try-oh, do they do a number-that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune-you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged-but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me-it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right-who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners-now it used to be three, now it's four-but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years-but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."
Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Police holding up a skin tone color chart with darker colors as "not okay" and lighter colors as "okay."
Online post. "Breaking: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to Tylenol during traffic stop." Photo shows a woman in a police uniform on the ground.
Teen birth rate in the US, showing a steady drop from 1990 to today.
Chart showing the teen birth rate dropping steadily over the past thirty years, from a high of 61/1000 in 1991 to 13/1000 in 2022.
Cover of children's book. "The Emperor's New Clothes." A nearly naked man stands in front of a mirror, in which the reflection shows him clothed.
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
Old Twitter post. Caption "THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL!!" Photo: Shiba Inu dog stands on a conference room table. Several people are seated. A conference call image shows on a large monitor.
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
Clothes lying flat on the ground, as if the wearers suddenly disappeared.
Photo of a woman holding a very large syringe.
Graph showing teen birth rate in the US, from 1991 to 2022. It drops steadily from 61.8/1000 to 13.6/1000 women.
Photo of two small children standing in front of a LOT of cookies. Photo from April 2008.
Picture of a stag with a crown over its head. Caption reads "oh deer lord."
Charlie Kirk - normal face