SUEDE (NOT THE BAND)

@suede.bsky.social

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I'm Suede. Making videos about Autism & Pokémon, not at the same time (yet). #actuallyautistic . You engage in good faith, I answer. If not, I block. Cishet, He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

Lammergeier with Black feathers
Lammergeier with a human for comparison
Lammergeier, or Bearded Vulture
Bearded Vulture, or Lammergeier
A billboard from the game "Last Judgment" featuring a bar named "Amazoness" with the description "sexy show pub"
Flame Roasted Toast from FFXV
"America! America! God shed his grace on thee Til selfish gain no longer stain The nanner of the free!"
Aragaki from Persona 3
Youtube thumbnail for the anime "the bugle call" featuring a woman playing a trumpet, which is not a bugle
George Takei's "ohh myyyy"
Steam banner for Cyberpunk 2077, with the top tags "Cyberpunk, Open World, Nudity, RPG"
A frame from Pokemon season 1, episode 43, Where Ash is dancing with a seriously messed up character model in the background
"the backrooms" done in the font and poster style of "the matrix"
A hot dog with a perfect mustard squiggle
"Duck, you sucker"
An Uzi from the movie "bad taste", which was a custom home made fake mold
Ellipsus+ Writing insights feature including metrics on: - Vocab Diversity - Academic reading level - Sentence Length - Sentence Rhythm - Paragraph density - Sentence openers - Passive voice detection
Ellipsus+ Writing insights feature including metrics on: - Vocab Diversity - Academic reading level - Sentence Length - Sentence Rhythm - Paragraph density - Sentence openers - Passive voice detection
Scene from Spec Ops: The Line where one main antagonist tells the other main antagonist that "none of this would have happened if you'd just stopped"
Discord conversation Friend: guess it'll be just be us guys for tonight suede I'll bring the beer and hot dogs Me: {insert screenshot of original FFVII of Tifa and Aerith saying "Well have a good time with just the boys" that only happens if you choose Red and Barret as the first party after leaving midgar that I can weirdly remember even while I still have trouble remembering my spouse's phone number}
Champions tactics: Grimoria Chronicles
Political Cartoon by Dr. Suess with the caption "the old family bathtub is plenty safe for for me!" Depicting a man with an "america first" hat bathing with crocodiles and sharks bearing fascist insignias
""Dr. Suess's" Red, White and Blue things", a childrens book using Suess's name to promote the US 250th anniversary
Pyramid Head from Krazy Kart Racing
A loud clatter signaled the loss of control in the man's third cloth-arm, the wine spattering in a pungent mess over the rough stone floor. His face purple with a cocktail of embarrassment, indignation and actual cocktails, he turned to Byra with his free finger raised, ready to unload another tirade on the young man. His gaze then lifted, and what he saw caused much of the color to drain from his face, leaving it an almost pleasant cerise.
April May from Ace Attorney
At first Belo felt nothing. Then a bubbling, steaming resentment began to steep her gut, spreading to her fingers, toes and jaw as they all clenched tightly. She had never wanted to break something more in her entire life, to crunch the wood and smash the marble and dent the metal until the room was as ugly as she felt. Her voice quivered through clenched teeth as she responded.
The end of Season 8 Episode 9 of The Simpsons where Homer says "in your face, space coyote!" but the subtitle is altered to say "spurs coyote"
Cowboy Bebop's iconic "see you space cowboy"
“Leni, sincerely, with genuine concern, do you have a death wish?” “Come on, Belo, think about it, it’d be amazing…” Leni continued, blissfully unmoved. “Oh wait. Oh no... your fitter brought up your lineage didn’t he? That scumsucker! I mean, you finally meet a guy who deserves a fist in the factories and there’s nothing you can do to him! That’s gotta suck, right?” “You have no idea.”
Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber saying "So you're telling me there's a chance..."
A scene from Vampire Huutner D with astounding hand drawn, moving rim lighting made with cel cutting
Princess Jasmine
THE BOUNCER
"IT'S TRAUMA! - Silent hill" but done in the style of the GBA logo screen
AND COUSINS TOO!
Ciri's portrait from The Witcher 3, in which she looks VERY sour
Bearded Vulture, or Lammergeier
The "liminal arcade", surrounded by a vast concrete brutalism style building
Ken Jeong from Community doing the "squinting because he can barely see it" meme
A photo of the original lineup of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Movie poster for the 1996 John Travolta vehicle Michael, about a fallen angel
A younger Ralph Fiennes
Screenshot from Inside Out: Dream Productions which looks extremely AI even though it isn't
PYRAMID HEAD: There was a HUNGER here. It's gone now.
the BK logo except it says SILENT HILL: YOUR WAY HAS YOU
"You ever have that moment" "When you realise" "I need to go to the toilet" "And you realize" "You've had to go for 5 hours" *other chat* "Same as it ever was"
A "like=fun fact about me" template that goes up to 40. No way I'm alt texting all of them so im afraid you'll gave up glean the context from my replies 😅
Aragorn from LOTR shouting "BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
An abstract painting of Pyramid Head with floating men in cages around him. This is the sole justification for Pyramid Head being in other games
Neverness To Everness for PS5
Tonight's episode: the writer's barely- disguised fetish
Cover art for the video game, People Of Note
Screenshot from the game People Of Note in which an airhead idol character says "But remember, like, one-way parasocial relationships are fundamentally incapable of fulfilling the basic human desire for intimate and creative connection, you know?"
Screenshot from The Ghost And Molly McGee, wherein Molly is shown with an expression of profound grumpiness and "Going Through Something"
Ad for a Samsung upright vacuum cleaner with "bespoke AI"
Ayaka: I was born a man. Im sorry, im sure this is really shocking to hear. Kiryu: No, not at all. Everyone has obstacles they've got to deal with. Yours are just a bit bigger than everyone else's, Ayaka.
"The entire premise of the show is a post-capitalist and apparently non class-stratified meritocracy that frowns upon materialism and glorifies intellectual discovery. IMO clumsily inserting ham-fisted contemporary political commentary really detracts from the storytelling"
Carmen Sandiego
Gundam Deathscythe Hell