Roland Schitt

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“GOP lawmaker says he doesn’t know if Mitch Mcconnell is alive” Article by Taylor Delandro
Master in Disguise- turtle scene
Jake Lang sassily kicks Ice T
Jason Mantzoukas
Putin and Trump playing chess but donald is playing with action figures
Im a turtle- ‘master in disguise’
Best pals Trump and Epstein hang out; taken about 30 yrs ago
Best pals Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump take a photo together; 1997
“Fun fact if you don’t care about Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s wedding you can just not engage in content about it!”
Soto misplays a single, turning it into a triple. Ewing comes over but it slips out of his hand when he tries to throw it, allowing Springer to score
Vanilla Ice had been posting earlier in the day from the site, showing a panoramic view of the massive stage and huge lawn and referring to the proceedings as “once in a lifetime.” “We’re all gonna come together and be teenagers for the night!” A typical response read: “So awesome you didn’t bow down to the woke mob. Liberals think they control people and they think people aren’t allowed to use their freedom to perform where they want. Kudos to you and Flo Rida for standing your ground.”
Vanilla Ice had been posting earlier in the day from the site, showing a panoramic view of the massive stage and huge lawn and referring to the proceedings as “once in a lifetime.” “We’re all gonna come together and be teenagers for the night!” A typical response read: “So awesome you didn’t bow down to the woke mob. Liberals think they control people and they think people aren’t allowed to use their freedom to perform where they want. Kudos to you and Flo Rida for standing your ground.”
Strike 3 called 3 -4 inches high
Cool eight yr old holds bat
donald acts creepy asf
Creepy ass mf
donald being creepy asf
donald being creepy asf
The fascist majority of scotus struggling to keep the confederate flag upright while stepping on the Voting Rights Act (jail them all)
Picture taken moments before cops shot the poodle dead. Jameson is wearing a Knicks shirt as they were celebrating the Knicks winning it all
donald and Putin playing chess but instead of chess pieces donald is playing with action figures
Mini Me
Trigger Warning for little dick rightwing fags: Michelle Obama
The 2 year old Golden Retriever, wearing a Knicks shirt, moments before being shot by a little-dick fascist in a police uniform
The ‘F’ Word - South Park
Mini Me
Mini Me
Two of the dumbest fags there are
South Park - The ‘F’ word
Emails between Bannon and Epstein in 2018, The Guardian: On 30 April, Epstein wrote: “the christians i met with feel , the media portraying me as beyond redemption is deeply troubling and offensive.” Bannon replied with strategic remarks: “Yes yes yes of course – but we must counter ‘rapist who traffics in female children to be raped by worlds most powerful , richest men’ – that can’t be redeemed – that why we let them blow up the argument while showing the 12 you redeemed.”
“Shut the fuck up, donny” - The Big Lebowski
Don Snorleone slouches back and takes a long blink during an event in the Oval Office
Donald or pig?
Donald with dicks drawn on his face as he dozes off
Terri Sewell briefly reveals that even she forgets how stupid Bessent is sometimes
Epstein and Trump - Jan. 1 1997
Oz with donald’s shit all over his face
DUMB ends with a B
Ha, Gayyy!! - Community
Side eye JD
How about tree fiddy - South Park (‘99)
Hollowed out White House depicted as a baby’s cradle. There’s a milk bottle and a pacifier
Tan France, Tina Fey and Ratchel Dratch pose on a rooftop
Hincapie has his shorts stepped on as he goes to the ground and his shorts are thereby pulled down
Commencement speech by Gloria Caulfield, the Vice President of Strategic Alliances for real estate firm Tavistock Development, glazing AI She immediately gets booed
donald does a dookie in his pants
Batman breaks weapon labelled as AI SLOP Speech bubble: “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it”
Rarely does anyone do what you just did! 2020 comic
Blue states right at a foul ball before calling it fair
Trump Cancels US Envoys’ Trip to Pakistan for Iran Peace Talks
JD Vance says school shooting are a ‘fact of life’
Sac fl6
The Ellison Creeps
Because of this piece of shit, I’ll never read again- South Park Context: Barbrady learns to read after he couldn’t catch a rogue chicken fucker because he couldn’t understand the ransom note they left. He learns to read and says ‘at first I was happy learning to read, but then I found this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand,’ at which point the above meme occurs
Vance Says Pope Leo Should Stay Out of US Affairs Nytimes headline
Christ on the Cross; Bartolomé Estebån Murillo; 1660-1670; Spanish
Musk balances forks at Mar-a-Lago like he’s trying to the attention of the adults
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this