summerdazed

@summerdazed.bsky.social

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Brat and party girl. Just here for the free milk and cookies. she/her

Beebo laying on a blanket. He's a grey cat with a little white.
The VJ kissing photo, only the two kissing are redacted
The helicopter in the poster. It looks like a guy is leaning out of the side window and shooting over the nose while other guys are shooting out of the side.
Laid to Rest There's a chrome skull mask and under it is an X made of two vicious looking knives with the brass knuckle handles
Basket Case The monster twin Belial is coming out of the basket.
Howl Last train. Full moon. All change. There's a window on the train with a bloody hand up against the glass.
Clippy being all pulled apart in one half, the fingers are rubbing him and his paper looks scratched and torn. The bottom half is pregnant Clippy
The Monster Squad. The kids are sitting on the roof of a car with Dracula, the Wolfman, and the other monsters in the background
Czar Nicholas II
Doug, from Doug's Big Game, in the comic shop. He says, "Smells and graves? All I wanted to know was if you took the morning after pill that I bought from CVS."
The Nightingale. the main protagonist is holding a flintlock rifle and running through the woods.
The Mortuary Collection Every Corpse has a Story is the tag There's a woman reading a book with Clancy Brown large in the background.
If men flirted like birds panel 1: A guy saying I built you a beautiful house (He's a construction worker) panel 2: I will perform a sensual dance which I have practiced for a whole year just for you. (He's in a dance costume) Panel 3: (He's carrying a bunch of stuff) I have collected some pretty rocks and other stuff I've heard you might like" Panel 4: Two birds on a a branch, it says if birds flirted like men "I showed u my dick pls respond"
A bunch of balls. Bowling balls that is.
Alien It's just the xenomorph looking all fancy
Dre holding a beet
Bill Clinton talking on a microphone and looking at a phone.
A tremendous lake view. Near Mackinac
The Dahmer making you watch tv meme but the Jerry Yes logo is on the tv (with an added ! too).
It looks like a vintage piece of art, the kind you'd see on a book cover. It's a man looking over his shoulder at a shirtless man behind him. The shirtless man has arms that look like huge chrome...uh...well chrome dildos. I don't have a clue what this is supposed to be from and I like the mystery of not knowing better. Carl Chrome Cockhands is about to make sweet sweet love to blue outfit guy.
The goofy cell phone monster from season 3 of Ash vs Evil Dead. It's all spindly with a big sharp toothed mouth and googly eyes.
The guy in college wearing the Indinia jersey
A 3k vending machine from Amazon that can be delivered by Aug 25. It looks like it can have both drinks and snacks at the same time.
@WAForeskins "The Amos Foreskin III, JR" My girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat. ================= This is in response to the Libertarian Party national account asking "In your words, what do Libertarians believe" in 2019
Lily Phillips (the I fucked 100 men lady) with a speech bubble.
A shot from Super Mario 64 DS. The princess is saying, Dear Mario: Please save the kids. They need you to use the n-word. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool"
Jimmy Fallon's skeet to Bsky but with Brendel's skeet on his device.
Several rocks with zippers that open to show strange human teeth