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pissed off, funny, and warm / bookworm / @indieheadspod.bsky.social twihard / 🏎️ 🆑16 / ♒️ / perfect tits and correct opinions are mine. she/her

A black schnoodle playing fetch
“For months I'd been doing nothing but boiling eggs and teaching my child to differentiate between the cat in the hat and the fox in socks and Jonathan Rice, the undersecretary of state was actually angry at me! It's stuff like this that got us into Cambodia.” ― Nora Ephron, Heartburn
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Aquarius Sun, Taurus Moon, Virgo Rising, Aquarius Venus - #2FA7C9 #7E7A48 #A8BFA0 #9C8CD6. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
Flow, Bottoms, The Phoenician Scheme, Catch Me If You Can
John Oliver stares in angered disbelief
Willow, a tan and white Shiba, sleeping on my foot
murder in Monaco, the murder of Rachel nickell, maternal instinct, one battle after another
Screenshot of a social media comment saying “I hate seeing Zak Brown happy.” pasted over a video of Zak Brown looking like a kicked puppy.
a tan and white Shiba Inu dozing in her soft snorlax blanket
4 × 3 130 points • 0 mistakes 🟨🌟🟨 🟩🌟🟩 🟪🌟🟪 🟦🌟🟦
The UFC extravaganza at the White House was not a celebration of a sport, it was a celebration of slop. We have always been a violent country, but have we always been such a shameless one? Read more
email from the Washington Post with the subject "The Post Most: The White House UFC fights showed us the America we needed to see"
an MS paint placeholder artwork of a guy chopped in half, a dead guy on the ground with Xs over his eyes, and I think a bird? looks about right. idgaf as long as it isn't AI
70 pts, two mistakes
Thelma and Louise ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Moulin Rouge ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 Project Hail Mary ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Anatomy of a Fall ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
gonzo and rizzo from A Muppet Christmas Carol
According to @SportmphMark, Brembo introduced a new brake specification on Charles Leclerc's car at the Canadian Grand Prix. Photo shows Charles' wrecked car in Monaco.
New Knicks fan: “my mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in four!!!”
Brownies on a plate
DNS / DNS
A little white dog saying “i know what you are”
13News Now has contacted Patriot Front, asking about the group’s motives for demonstrating at the Oceanfront, but have not heard back.
heidimccahan.author While I’m thrilled for you that you’ve found a way to consume so much content at little or no cost, please remember that authors are generally not paid per borrow. Please consider how your excessive use of generous lending policies impact the people creating the content you enjoy consuming.
a lot of magnets on a fridge including one that’s the penis of the statue of David, a sexy bottle opener from Croatia, the Milan Duomo, the Ferris wheel from Daytona 24h, the Indy 500 milk, the NYC skyline, the constellation from grand central station, lemons from Naples, and a Seinfeld “No Soup for You!” magnet
Fred Vasseur: “heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh” Fred Vasseur speaking to Ted Kravitz
Brittany your dog is being sassy and is refusing to eat unless there is cheese covering it or it is dumped fully on the floor
How is Miss Willow She’s decided to lick the cheese off the dog food
Charles Leclerc’s radio from the Miami sprint: “Kimi is… so bad on wheel to wheel. He moved under braking, it’s unbelievable. We’re going to crash”
Text conversation: Did you have cheese with dinner That’s her “I want cheese” or “I want attention” book Boof I put some cheese in her dinner because she didn’t eat. Once there was cheese she ate no problem lol. So she wants more cheese Cheese or attention lol Oh it’s cheese. More cheese has solved the problem.
A brown and white Shiba Inu mix barking at my mom for attention
christian Lundgaard holding a sign with his 2026 milk preference - 2% or almond milk
Alan Ruck and Justine Lupe as Willa and Connor Roy in succession, raising their hands in celebration after getting married and totally nothing else happened on that day, not at all.
Akshayfghhh: Phone number plz I love you Cutie pie Akshayfghhh: Thank you darling
emerson fittipaldi holding orange juice after winning the indy 500
he just looks at average poops and goes “good shit.” or “that one was weak”
Nancy Pelosi endorses fellow progressive Connie Chan in race to succeed her
Screenshot from the legend of Zelda: breath of the wild featuring Pumah, a short girl npc with a cool outfit
Alice from Genshin Impact with text boxes saying: “A complete show-off” “Bullies little kids” “Exceedingly self-centered” “Likes to make gifts of bombs”
bigolas dickolas wolfwood (@maskofbun) on Twitter: read this. DO NOT look up anything about it. just read it. it’s only like 200 pages u can download it on audible it’s only like four hours. do it right now i’m very extremely serious. BRITT NOTE: the bone season is not 200 pages and is longer than that but this is for emphasis
screenshot from Instagram. Samantha Shannon (@say_Shannon) says “Once for life. Once for a crown. Once to bring the tower down.” The image is a green inky background with THE MOTH REBORN SAMANTHA SHANNON In gold lettering
Sabrina Carpenter in a red and white striped outfit. Twitter post from drew @fkapigz "This Yoo-hoo boys!" ass outfit" Quote tweet: "Bugs Bunny would have had this shit on"
Atlassian Williams F1 Team X Marvel with comic versions of f1 cars and James Vowles is there
Klee standing in front of a lot of fire. Text: GO TO HELL
The simpsons “I sleep in a big bed with my wife” meme with aster-verite.bsky.social ‘s posts about the shit he does for the personal carbon footprint. It’s drivel. “I picked a couple things exclusively under my control. First I adopted minimalist lifestyle. I decreased my base electrical loads and automobile use to the bare minimum. I reduced animal protein consumption by 30% and counting. I started a guerilla Monarch habitat restoration project” “Years ago when it was still open I tried to get the coop where I now live to opt into the MicroFit program at the same time they were doing roof replacements. They were unfortunately unenlightened, passed on the opportunity, no interest loan & bought the cheapest roofing which is already failing”
clearsky post from aster-verite.bsky.social "we have rankled the f1 fuckwits. good. easier to identify and block"
a white and tan Shiba mix, Willow, is sitting on a bean bag chair with no cover on it and looking extremely pissed off because WE RUINED HER BEAN BAG
A washer sitting in a laundry room.
guy trying to hold in a fart with a vein nearly bursting on his forehead meme
Ask Carson kressley about mortgage fraud
[Cut off from previous message, see previous posts] Understood. We are just going to refund you for the washer. We just dont think we can make you happy at this point. We will come get it Friday or Saturday. And are you going to give me anything for the washing machine that was hauled away when I bought this one? Are you no longer coming at 4? No we are not coming at 4. We are only refunding for the washer we sold you. If we need to go to court we will. Im sure they would like to hear both sides to this story.
You're going to have to go higher than that We cant go any higher. We are trying to make it work for you. We are just a small business. [cut off message but I have the whole thing in the next screenshot don't worry]
Does the washer work at all when you just wash clothes and dont put blankets in? Or does it just not work at all? The washer will turn on and go through most of the wash cycle. It will not spin. My husband tried it without anything in it and the timer won't count down on drain and spin when it's empty and it just keeps pumping Ok. Thanks. We have this one that is exactly like your that is checking out good. It just has a little ripple in the front. [cut off picture of a washing machine]
We are just having a hard time getting another GE washer. We thought we had one and it wont go. We probably will just have to refund you for your washer. We can come pick up on Friday. Unless you can wait.
Uhm The washer just started up by itself and it says "cancelled" lol well. That's fun.
The "Weight" Factor: A King comforter is heavy when dry, but it's a beast when wet. If the customer tries to wash a comforter plus a set of sheets, the machine will likely hit a DC or UE (Unbalanced Load) error. Advice: Tell them "One comforter, nothing else." The "Suds" Trap: Front-loaders use very little water. If a customer uses too much soap on a big comforter, it won't rinse out properly, leaving white streaks. Advice: Recommend "HE (High Efficiency) detergent only" and suggest using the "Extra Rinse" setting for bedding. The "Bedding" Cycle: Samsung machines usually have a dedicated "Bedding" or "Bulky" cycle. This cycle is programmed to spin slower at first to balance the weight.
the feedback button, circled in red
Animation from F1 Kids commentary of the Japanese GP, of Leclerc vs Russell with Leclerc doing a nice little salsa dance and Russell looking despondent after once again getting leashed by his nemesis
notre dame fighting irish logo
The bad boy of the Baby of the Year competition, BART HARLEY JARVIS, who is dressed up in a super cool leather vest and a skull bandana because he’s a REAL TOUGH GUY. He’s one of the most aggressive babies I have ever met. Please watch I Think You Should Leave.
Trump in the McLaren garage