Soup Of Graffiti

@supergraffiti.bsky.social

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yeah man. do it up

A screenshot of my bluesky feed. Above this post, roseschmits.bsky.social posts "Being spaghettified by a black hole must feel so good for a brief moment... Biiiiig stretch"
Simple pen doodle of Metal Sonics head on white lined paper. His face is as unmoving as ever but he has comic book lightning bolt things coming out of it like he's mad
A close up photo of a lovely butterfly with a fuzzy brown body, big cute antennae sticking out in front, and kind of jagged/rough-edged orange wings with dark brown spots and edges. Kind of like an autumn leaf. It's on a bright blue bench with some brambles and leaves visible in the gap between the slats or planks of the seat - whatever they're called.
Simple pen doodle on lined paper. Starwalker from Deltarune saying "I am also" in one speech bubble, and then "gay." in a second speech bubble
Simple black pen sketch on white lined paper of two extremely off-model Kris Dreemurrs. Both in their light world outfits. One is extremely short but with a normal sized head, flipping two birds at you. The other is creepily tall, the SOUL is visible on their chest. Their arms are by their sides and they're holding a bit knife but holding it the wrong way up with the blade part facing up
Simple pen drawing on white lined paper. It's a bust of Susie Deltarune. She looks grumpy. She says "I'm gay."
Edited Wikipedia screenshot says: "Bnuuy Syndrome Instead of brain there is bnuuy" And there's an example diagram of a humanoid head with a photo of a bunny in the void where the brain would be. This diagram is labelled "like this"
Two cans of pringles. One has the nerve to be labelled "XL pack" because it's almost one inch taller
Dylan Moran as his character Bernard Black in the show Black Books. He is on the phone, with a post-it note stuck to his forehead that says "on phone"
That pride flag Lego set but the blue minifig has been replaced with Sonic The Hedgehog
Six pairs of socks with Keith Haring illustrations and rainbows and stuff all over them
An open, crumpled bag of Malaco brand Super Salty liquorice
These are all Bluesky notifications. In this one, I see that jimmy447.bsky.social reposted my post about beating Voidburger at DDR
A blurry, badly framed photo of a Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine, almost as if it was taken very hastily. The screen is completely black besides "coin(s): 0/2" and "credit(s): 0"
Photo of a white guy sat across the table, looking at their phone. He has messy balding hair, black nail polish, a black watch and a bike chain bracelet, a sonic the hedgehog t-shirt under an open muted rainbow flannel shirt. There are coffee cups, a tray of chips, some wooden forks and napkins and stuff on the table. They're in a hotel lobby. He looks so bored and tired, his eyes are half closed
A simple pen and paper drawing of a bipedal bear with beady eyes and a little smile wearing a party hat and holding a present with its two front paws
Photo of a delapitated old arched door in the side of a dirt mound. It's super dark in there. Bits of wood and rubble strewn all around. There is scaffolding above the door, around the upper layers of the building. It's all fenced off and there's a sign that says "danger. Keep out." I've never wanted to disobey a sign more in my life
Little old brown cat asleep on my lap. Her head is almost upside down and her dumb little fangs are showing even though her mouth closed
Small, old brown cat curled up on my lap, sleeping
Ballpoint doodles on lined notebook paper. We've got the words "video james" next to pacman and a trail of dots that leads into the head of a joystick, another little nonspecific video game controller, the head of The Hero of Time, and a big chunky CRT TV with maybe Super Mario Bros on the screen. There's also a Game Boy Advance, a screw top wine bottle and a shiny full wine glass, a cool trainer with a fish sticking out of it who's blowing bubbles with its mouth, a little mario mushroom and starman, an ornate dagger pointed at an old phone handset with the curly wire that leads into the smoke off a cut little house surrounded by plants, a fucked up shaped coffee cup I'm not sure how to describe - it's closer to the shape of like an oil lamp, and finally a skull smoking a cigarette and he has a trucker cap with the words "DON'T DO IT" on it
A blurry phone camera photo of the same tattoo of the goron symbol that all the generic gorons in Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask all have. It's on my arm, but you can't tell that from the photo
Some black ballpoint doodles in a lined notebook. There's a head with a big mustache and eyebrows and a shocked expression, a chicken with the words "chicken time", a pencil, a pint of beer or something, a goofy smiley face with sunglasses and buck teeth, a laptop with a baseball hat, legs and cool trainers riding a skateboard with the word "rad", some big pills and the words "take you meds", a hot dog, some leaves, a CRT TV with a little news reporter on it and a tiny graphic of 9/11 in the corner, a skull, the words "my doodles are always the same but it is nice to be drawing at all"
Photo taken in the toy section of a supermarket. The display banner above the shelves says "Early Learning Centre" with a logo of a baby on some letter blocks that spell ELC. The shelves themselves are all stocked with off-brand NERF guns with names like VIGILANTE and FURY
A post by Rachel Vindman from 14 days ago that says "Our children deserve better. Thinking of the victims and survivors of Parkland today 🧡🧡🧡" There's a video of her and her husband (a Troop, obviously) pretending to be sympathetic. I dunno. I didn't watch past the first 5 seconds. Fuck these people.
Extremely pale white hand holding up a plush tree frog in front of the camera in a spare bedroom. It has black and orange stripes on top, with a bright blue underbelly and limbs, and big amber eyes. Cutie
Actual screenshot of Vector The Crocodile telling Shadow The Hedgehog not to kill himself "yet."
a colourful mixed media illustration of a mandarin duck, made with collage, watercolour pencils and markers
Mizzle from Deltarune. It says "am I still dreaming?"
A comic, title: "A conversation I had once." A scruffy retail worker with bags under his eyes kneels on the floor of a bookshop putting stickers on books. A customer approaches and says "Excuse me, do you have the new Jodi Picoult?"
Simple black and white illustration of a man standing near a dragon. The man asks the dragon "how old are you?"
A double page of ballpoint doodles in a small sketchbook, mostly depicting comically-off model headshots of Wario, but also Waluigi, a garlic clove, Toad selling a Mario Party star for $20, Donkey Kong looking gormless, Mario and Luigi, a Goomba, a Shy Guy, some Mario items like a coin, mushroom, fireflower and leaf. There's also a banana next to Donkey Kong labelled 'Potassium,' and Wario's W emblem labelled 'Be The Bad Guy'
a colourful illustration of a tardigrade, coloured as if a colourised microscope image. it's lying on its back wearing a collar with a bone-shaped pendant. there is also a ball with a bone pattern on it, and a dog food bowl labeled 'DOG' filled with colourful protein strands or something
Cream The Rabbit doing a cute half curtsy and a big smile, Cheese peeks over her shoulder and waves. The background is all gingham and ice cream
Hastily drawn black and white pen sketch of mario and luigi, a fire flower, mushroom and starman in an extremely approximate impression of the Mario & Luigi series. Luigi is holding a big hammer but looking unsure about it somehow. Mario is giving him a thumbs up
A screenshot from Instagram. A sketch I drew of Teddy from Bob's Burgers saying "Don't feed a guy a SPONGE, Bobby" has been reposted by Dan Mintz, the voice actor for Tina from Bob's Burgers. The caption says "I would eat a sponge if Bob made it. Thanks @aljillustration!" It has 11.8k likes and 1.5k shares
A price sheet for illustration commissions. Traditional media full body pieces are £25 for the first character and +£15 for each additional character. Traditional media half body pieces are £20 for the first character and +£10 for each additional character. Traditional/Digital Mixed Media Full Body pieces are £30 for the first character and +£20 for each additional character. Traditional/Digital Mixed Media Half Body pieces are £25 for the first character and +£15 for each additional character. Backgrounds are £25 though a blank, transparent or simple texture or colour wash background are free. Large extra details like large props or weapons, pets/familiars etc. are +£5. Text is free.
A dirty mirror selfie of a 37 year old white man with a beard and mohawk and surly expression in a very messy room. Black ripped and cuffed jeans, black lo-top trainers with zips and buckles, white ankle socks, black hooded long sleeve tshirt, black long sleeve mesh shirt thing, black denim shirt with cuffed sleeves, black nail polish