Superman Out of Context

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Lois & Clark dressed up as Batman & Robin for a party.
Young Luthor Before Explosion: Friend of Humanity (hair) Young Luthor After Explosion: Enemy of Humanity (bald)
Guys in green screen suits fluttering Supermans cape.
Superman drinking a strange concoction to contain the explosion.
Superman has his own island and he doesn't want anyone visiting so he shaped it like himself so no one will land on it by mistake.
Supercat (Clark) types out a message on a typewriter for Lois: "Don't despair. I'll stay here with you until we find a way to switch me back!"
Superman: "let me guess *yawn* you're new in town *yawn* and never heard of Superman." Criminal throws a gun at his head.
A man begging for help rips Clark's shirt. Clark gets mad stating it cost $30 plus tax.
Clark melting his glasses with his heat vision.
Superman doxxing Batman online.
Superman burning Batman at the stake with his sat vision.
Superman takes a gun and starts eating it while everyone watches.
Superman eating bullets like gumdrops.
Supergirl bursting through a cloud of smoke with the box reading,"High enough."
Jimmy Olsen in drag.
Superboy flirting with Superman's mom.
Lucille Ball feeling Superman's (George Reeves) muscles.
Superman tries giving Lois a hot dog as Lois screams, calling herself a weenie.
A farewell kiss between a superman and a mermaid!
Superman punching out an angel.
Christopher Reeve gives Richard Pryor the classic rabbit ears on the set of Superman III.
Constantine telling Superman that he'll probably need to save everything by the end of his plan.
Superman and Martian Manhunter share a chuckle over the idea that Lex Luthor has the best interests of the American people.
Clark silently freaks out when Lois holds his hand during a movie.
A tree looms in Superman's path! WHAM! -- Bye-bye tree!
Superman threatens to shoot a man.
Clark throwing a grenade at Perry, who's dressed in medieval knight armor for some reason?
Superman taking a golf club to the dome.
This looks like a job for... Perry White?
Superman's hearty laughter brings down the whole neighborhood.
"While You Were Sleeping" Lois dreams of being Superwoman Jimmy dreams of being editor in chief Ribbon dreams of sleeping Lex dreams of defeating Superman Prof. Hamilton dreams of equations Clark isn't in bed Superman is saving a plane while everyone sleeps
Superman animorphing into a cat.
Superman eats a delicious but deadly grenade.
"Good Sex, Bad Lex" Smallville Ad
Superman throwing a bullet back at a criminal.
Superman shows aliens Earth's true wealth, Hostess Twinkies.
Superman swats away a skeleton saying,"Go rattle your bones somewhere else!"
Superman chuffin back some fat darts to use the smoke to hide his actions.
Superman wants to kiss your toes, and he's asking nicely. (I think this is from the Emperor Joker storyline?)
Superman tells Hal to stop screwing and that he doesn't want to have this convo again, then completely destroys a window.
Superman got really high and has the munchies. He can smell brownies coming from North Dakota.
Superman made a pile of six cars. He made a pile of 6 cars in all.
Superman and Power Girl fight off a lumberjack dinosaur and a dinosaur with machine gun hands. Superman: "These dinosaurs are magical!!"
Superman and Flash playing chess at super speed. Flash: "Then we kill anyone who doesn't recycle. Checkmate."
Superman scarfing down 60 burgers a minute, making onlookers sick.
Supes sitting next to a resting polar bear. "Are you lonely, boy? Yeah. Me too."
Superman: This is a love story. Batman: This is a detective story.
Streaky doesn't want to go in the cat carrier.
Superman singing "Walk the Dinosaur" for his dino friend.
Clark Kent using his super dance moves to defuse a bomb.
Superman's monkey brain kicks in as he holds a pile of what I'm hoping is dirt, but I can't be sure. Pretty ominous.
Bruce's growly, bassy voice drives Superman crazy.
"Want bones of steel?" Superman Got Milk ad.
Superman gets a head massage from a table saw.
Superman tries to fly but face plants instead.
Darkseid has confused Superman with someone who gives a damn what he thinks.
Superman looms over a child trapped in a dark basement.