Jake

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I fake being an extrovert. (he/him and/or they/them) Inside of me are two wolves. One of them is a raccoon. The other is a possum. Less cis the older I get.

a fake book cover depicting a bluish-sepia toned scene of a man with his hand to a mirror, with a thousand-yard stare... the title is "Did I Just Argue with a Joke?" and the lower text is "Part of a Bluesky Educational Series" with the bluesky butterfly logo
Magic: the Gathering card Harmless Offering 2R Sorcery Target Opponent gains control of target permanent you control. “Such an adorable face!” Illustration is a pair of human hands holding an orange tabby kitten, but there’s something odd with its tail. the thumb of the human hand has a bandage on it. - Illustrated by Howard Lyon.
A 60's era Greco Made in Japan semi-hollow body guitar in rosewood. It has two "devil-horn" cutaways, two pickups, and a bigsby-like vibrato into an art-deco style metal tailpiece. The body is a streaky dark brown natural finished wood with double F-holes, and there's a black pick guard. Two single-coil-seeming pickups, with a three-way switch on the lower bout and two control knobs. The headstock is a 3x3 that vaguely resembles Gibson's "open book" shape.
Sol Ring (1) Tap: add 2 to your mana pool The OG original illustration by Mark Tedin
Beast minifig, supporting itself from a white charger cable with one hand.
A Transformer (Go-Bot, really) with a fedora (trilby, really) photoshopped "onto" its head.
Venn diagram: Notable, In your Mentions, Asshole AB: Parasocial BC: Don't engage just block CA: Politician ABC: That one guy
My results to the quiz. 91% woke 9% Chud 42% Techbro 58% Neo-Luddite 50% Hopepilled 50% Doomer 86% Davos 14% Dubai My closest match: Zohran Mamdani (Mayor of NYC 2026-present)
A snippet of the pictographs from OP, with many pixelated. An exclamation point in the top right and a Skitch-pink arrow pointing from it to a "No exclamation points" pictograph in the bottom right.
a pictograph depicting a leaf with a prohibition slash through it
Screen snip showing me being blocked by 383 people.
The rear view of a LEGO minifig of Beast from X-Men with its hair removed, showing a blank back of the head.
A slightly battle-worn LEGO minifig of Beast from the X-Men
A logo in the style of Doctor Who that instead says “Professor Why”
a snippet of the above photo, cropped to give the illusion of people partying up on top of a city bus.
Screen snip of my steam profile for Rocket League, showing Last Played Today, Play time 6886.9 hours, and 88/88 Achievements.
Coors Light's New 'Tallerboy' Packs 3 Beers Into 1 Giant Can There's no need to get up from your couch to grab a second or third beer. Above a picture of a hand holding a really tall Coor’s can with 14 o’s in the Cooooooooooooooor’s on it
Five packs of Mood Swings on a walnut table
Clippy with a raised eyebrow saying "How YOU Doooin'?"
A fire engine on fire, from The Dark Knight. According to IMCDB.org: “…a former Chicago FD apparatus, that shop number of E246 tells us that it’s a 1982 E-One according to CFD’s page on FireWiki. It was Truck 61.”
Okay Guy meme; a sullen-looking rage comic character who is accompanied by the caption "Okay." See: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/okay-guy
Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist {1}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior First strike Whenever Mirri attacks, each opponent can’t block with more than one creature this combat. As long as Mirri is tapped, no more than one creature can attack you each combat. 3/2 Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve
Screen snip of Mood Swings™ Emotional Support Bundle $119.99 Quantity 1 Five 45-card packs of Mark Rosewater's Mood Swings trading card game
screen snippet showing Mood Swings™ Emotional Support Bundle $119.99 Quantity: 1 (five 45-card decks of Mood Swings playing card game.)
This is Boodle—who is _not_ my cat, but I got to cat-sit him (and his "sister") for a few weeks. He's a bigole boy, but skittish and shy, so it was a big deal that he came out and lounged around.
screen snip of duckduckgo.com's answer to the 'when is sunset' query sunrise: 5:27 AM sunset: 8:20 PM
Black 2002 Toyota Aristo
Centered white text on black background: Dawn of The Final Day -24 Hours Remain-
Screen snip of my Steam showing iRacing last played Feb 4.
a redsound Darkstar synth in a black tabletop-format case with various knobs, bright red buttons, and a joystick dead center. It's a neat synth.
Close crop from Scalzi's image of the "Sus" button on the chord cluster...
Every pokémon is someone’s favorite. Mine is Psyduck (#54) “I *also* am most effective when I have a headache.”
Foo Fighters rhythm guitarist Pat Smear playing a *gorgeous* red Gibson double-cut hollow-body with pointy horns, cream-colored binding, double-parallelogram fretboard inlays and a trapeze tailpiece.
a close up shot of some machinery with a sign that says: WARNING IT IS POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE THIS BUT NOT UNALTERED
Screenshot from Empire record of A.J. saying “I don’t feel that I need to explain my art to you.”
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A vinyl copy of Herb Alpert’s _Whipped Cream and other Delights_ on top of an audio-technica turntable.
“god” from _Futurama_ “When you do things right people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”
A view of Douglas Island across the Gastineau Channel from downtown Juneau on a glorious spring afternoon.
Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) and Jeffery “The Dude” Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) from _The Big Lebowski_ at a scene in a diner.
Biovisionary 1GU Creature - Human Wizard At the beginning of the end step, if you control 4 or more creatures named Biovisionary, you win the game. Flavor: He tired of his fellow researchers and their useless prattling, so he decided to make a network of with whom he could carry a conversation.
Screenshot of a 504 Gateway Timeout error from scryfall.com that includes the funny line “or complain on Bluesky”.
an F-16, flying knife-edge left to right. It's painted to resemble snake-skin pattern, with black "scales" on drab grey base, with bright yellow markings. It's part of a demonstration team cal—oh right... no explanation... 📸 - Ray Bartnikowski
My vinyl copy of _Mutiny After Midnight_ by Johnny Blue Skies & the Dark Clouds. It features the title in a 70's/80's cursive in white that fades to red for 'Midnight', the artist name in a Chunky extra-bold font, a pool of red liquid, and a very 70's/80's stylized chrome dagger stabbing through a small disco ball, with a drop of red liquid dripping from it.
a snippet from google maps of a large multi-story building with no windows and 6 pairs of large rectangular exhaust vents with angled openings.
A screenshot of a YouTube error.
screenshot that shows Noah blocked me.
A fortune cookie fortune that says “Many possibilities are open to you – work a little harder.”
A screenshot from _Invaders from Mars_ (1986) depicting two bulbous-yet-gangly-limbed aliens flanking a librarian lady in a dress, inside a cavernous spaceship in various copper-related color tones.
Screenshot of a 3-pack of seedless cucumbers for $2.99
US-POLITICS-TRUMP US President Donald Trump shows a replica of one of Elvis Presley guitars after he signed it, as he tours the Jungle Room during his visit to Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee, on March 23, 2026. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP via Getty Images) Trump gazes at a black acoustic guitar with his signature on it
A stylized stiletto stabbing a silver disco ball, which is dripping a drop of red liquid, as featured on the album cover of Johnny Blue Skies (aka Sturgill Simpson) album _Mutiny After Midnight_
The album cover for _Throwing Copper_ by the band Live. Stylized oil painting of a man in a suit surrounded by a few women in various poses.
the cover of Prodigy’s “The Fat of the Land” album… featuring a fish-eye lens shot of an orange crab with its claws extended overhead on a blurry beach with blue/green overtones.
A gold-foil silhouette of a pair of koi fish adorns the black box of the Magic: the Gathering Secret Lair: Dandân. It’s resting on a playmat featuring the “Tassipurr” parody art from Star City Games.