Surly Buddhist

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#NOLA #NOLAsky Photography, origami, juggling, tech, old school video games, and OG D&D. Formerly @bsicomics/@captsarcastic/@surlybuddhist at the bad place. Husband to @nolanotes and father of @rougarou https://www.jasongrazulis.com/

Keep calm the dow is over 50,000
Picture of a black cat missing its right eye. The caption reads, "Erc (Eric without the eye)".
Excerpt from a wdsu.com story about Cyclospora. The text says, "Officials said more than 1,000 cases have bee reported nationwide." The graphic show the estimated cases at 18,757.
Kitchen counter and white hardwood floor with a blue liquid spilled on it.
Taco WATCH Get Ready: Everything you need for a taco is on the table. Taco WARNING Get in Place: Tacos are ready!
Blue tube container labels Powdered Alum and branded as Katz and Besthoff.
Old shit. Powder container, Lysol bottle, Absorbine Jr., Mercurochrome, Sucrets, and calamine lotion. These are probably from the seventies and eighties.
Picture of the cabinet under a bathroom sink. There is a brown paper bag from True Value Hardware. The bag is split open revealing random stuff. Next to that disaster is a dirty scrub brush, a dirty pink toothbrush, and two deflated balloon animal dogs. One dog is pink, the other red. Craft hand sanitizer leftover from the pandemic ties the piece together.
Yard sale ad for saddles, tools, guns, etc.
Weather map of the gulf south with the proper label of Gulf of Mexico.
G-I-Luvit • 3h 10 Awards Elon musk is a 50 year old man with more money than god and he spends his time spamming 9gag memes on twitter because he got dumped by a girl that looks like she would shoplift plastic bongs from spencers. he has the same origin story as knuckles the echidna and refuses to pay taxes and when he gets called out for it he'll pull some stunt like "if the government can give me a detailed plan of what they'll use the money for by 4:20 I'll sell 69 shares of tesla stock" like he's the smosh version of the joker and he'll probably get away with taking over mars because that weird dude you know who hasn't upgraded his personality since 2011 and talks about the death star having contractors on it when it blew up like it was a real event will see this shit and go "epic win"
Artist rendering of bunny rabbits of various poses and colors. When you squint your eyes it is a picture of Bad Bunny.
toilet paper roll with the end folded into a triangle. The top left angle is marked as 62 degrees, the top right is marked as 74 degrees, and the bottom has a question mark for you to solve it.
Keep Calm meme with a crown at the top and text below it that reads "Keep calm the dow is over 50,000". White text on red background.
Scene from the movie Flash Gordon showing little people dressed in shiny pink, green, and gold costumes.
A scene from Harold and Maude. Harold is meeting with his psychiatrist. They sitting in separate chairs slightly turn towards each other. Harold is dressed exactly like his psychiatrist.
a picture of a right hand giving a thumbs up and the thumb is wrapped in that amazing red tape that sticks to itself (like when you give blood and they put that cotton pad on the needle wound and wrap it. same stuff). It's red in color. And ouch.
Pin back button that reads, "BE GOOD" In large friendly letters.
THE UNITED STATES IS AN OIL COMPANY WITH AN ARMY George Carlin
My funeral: Two identical coffins, open to display two identical bodies. Preacher steps up to podium: "Family and friends, it is times like these when we need to ask ourselves the difficult questions Is.. it... cake?
Long line at Costco.
TRANS LIVES RARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WIZARD BOOKS
This science exhibit illustrating the difference in size between the Earth and the Sun. Earth is represented by the blue marbles, and the large sphere represents the Sun. 1.3 million Earths would fit inside the Sun.
Screenshot from the movie, "The Big Labowski". Labowski is laying on the rug and the text reads, "It really tied the room together".
A shirtless Marlon Brando crouching down on a beach in Vietnam with a soldier on both sides. This is a scene from the movie Apocalypse Now.
Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.
Buttons showing a crown with an X through it and the words, “NO KINGS” written below.
Tuxedo cat laying down and staring up at a goose statue next to his bed.
Protester with a sign that reads, "Ice agents are just Temu mall cops".
@wapplehouse The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a '96 Cavalier that's never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.
Man swinging a hammer with text that reads, I didn't grow up listening to punk rock to bow down to a fascist.
Blue bandage with a white heart in the center covering the jab site for my COVID vaccine.