Sus

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Your friendly neighbourhood German. Agent of Awesome.

Clips from Baldur's Gate 3 arranged to mimic the opening credits from Friends.
A wanted poster containing the words "Have you seen this painting?" And a description that reads: "Synopsis: The player observes cave paintings left by primitive tribes of the denizens of the Underdark: driders vs. mind flayers, from when Lolth first descended. Passive History check reveals more information."
The A-Team opening but with BG3 companions. Just my melted, rotten brain on full display.
The Baldur's Gate 3 entry in my Steam library, showing a total playtime of 146 hours. And I've only just started Act 3.
A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, showing the player character and Astarion, modelling drow armor. There's text on the image but it's really not important, I just couldn't get a better screenshot.
A screenshot of an owlbear cub and Scratch, the best boy, from Baldur's Gate 3.
A screenshot of a cutscene from Baldur's Gate 3. The party arrives on this BONKERS boat with batwings for sails to the massive iron gates of Grymforge.
An open oven, liberally decorated with bits of detonated potato.
The start-up screen for Badur's Gate 3
Rigging of the Santa Barbara Anna, a three-mast topsail schooner.
The stern of the beautiful barque Gorch Fock, at anchor in Rostock Warnemünde.
I saw this sign in France. It prohibits diving off the pier with your car. Liberté my ass.
2 Kartoffelkäfer (lit. potato bugs) on a leaf.
A screenshot of Google search results for "Greta Gerwig" with all colours on the screen changed to pink because of capitalism. I'm happy for the Barbie movie doing so well but fuck this intrusive bs.
A picture of my face at 48 years of age.
Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia, leaning like a pro. Jordan Catalano, previously the greatest leaner of all time, could've learned a thing or two.
My mug, half hidden by my favourite bug-eye sunglasses.
A sign above a bar in Dinan, called Miette. Jail for mother!
The text reads "top secret - bigot". It's on a replica of an English-language military map at Pointe du Hoc in Normandy.
The front door and side of Delerium Café in Rouen, France