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“NOW” THAT’S WHAT I CALL THE PRESENT MOMENT
A shit photoshop of Marvel’s The One Above All (as seen in Immortal Hulk #50 drawn by Joe Bennett) with the face of Paul (as drawn by John Romita, Jr.). This divine form of Paul is radiant, and extends his arms wide across the sky. “I AM THE ONE ABOVE PAUL.”
active shooter, adorkable, apophenia, ass clown, asshat
george lucas minion
Edited Jack Kirby panel of Orion of the New Gods with Metron and Lightray behind him. Orion’s holding a joint and saying “THIS IS MY FATE, LIGHTRAY. I SHALL MEET MY FATHER DARKSEID IN THE FIRE PITS—AND WE SHALL SEE WHO CAN SMOKE THE LOUDEST !!!!!” Lightray chimes in “BUT DEAR FRIEND—-THE MEGA-BOOF IS TOO GREAT A POWER FOR EVEN THE GODS!! GO SMOKE IT IS TO CHALLENGE THE VERY SOURCE!”
the Babu Friks
Some beanpole pretending to be Orion of New Gods. Orion if the Astro-Force was just Marfan syndrome.
A series of “Young Bond” YA novels.
Absolut Vodka
AP headline: Lawyers for singer Dfourvid say he didn’t kill 14-year-old girl after his arrest
Bluesky displaying error message when trying to save picture
Silver-painted foam thingys with Kirby crackle detail and a big empty space in the left one to fit a Mother Box in
Article from The Verge saying you can now talk to a slop machine while driving with Apple CarPlay
Spider-Man and Mary Jane’s bull Paul Rabin revealed in his glory as the Marvel universe’s god, introducing himself by saying “I am the One Above Paul”
Orion helmet, now with more paint
Unpainted foam helmet sitting on newspaper. The helmet is meant to be that of Orion of Jack Kirby’s New Gods comics. Turned at about 20 degrees to the right, photo taken from slight high angle.
slop fucking garbage hague trials for everyone involved fuck you (its ahsoka star wars average 3.3 stars for some fucking reason fuck everyone that posted about that shit on letterboxd)
A Letterboxd listing displaying an episode of The Muppet Show with all the usual Muppets and Sabrina Carpenter. Average rating 4.2 stars.
screenshot of a tweet from jan. 1 2022, but edited. it now reads: getting queerbaited by Stranger Things is like losing at chess to a dog. the original text referred to the marvel cinematic universe.
some reddit bullshit that says: [Christopher] “Nolan is Captialism’s idea of what “art” looks like”
Frame from Brazil (1985, dir. Gilliam). Eugene Helpmann (Peter Vaughan) in a wheelchair dressed as Santa Claus offers Sam Lowery (Jonathan Pryce) barley water in a padded cell.
A pencil sketch on post-it note of a roughed-up Cassian Andor looking upward and over his shoulder. “Who are you?” he asks in a word balloon.
The OpenAI logo struck-through with a No symbol. Text surrounding icon reads “BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW!” in Davison Art Nouveau (or similar font, evoking Dune book covers)
Images from Demolition Man showing Taco Bell/Pizza Hut of the year 2032, some time after the Franchise Wars left [Taco Bell/Pizza Hut] the world’s only restaurant brand.
Variety article from January 31, 2023. “Robert Pattinson's Batman return is set as Warner Bros. has announced Matt Reeves "The Batman Part II" will open in theaters on Oct. 3, 2025. Additional information, including a plot synopsis, remains under wraps for now. James Gunn and Peter Safran confirmed "The Batman Part II" release date during a press event on the Warner Bros. lot on Jan. 30.”
Picture taken of my TV playing the all-new, all-AI edition of Noseratu the Vampyre
Lex Luthor on a post-it
Guy Gardner flipping you off on a post-it
Superman scribbled on a post-it
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DS9 DVD box, signed by Armin Shimerman around his image (as Quark) covered in tribbles.
Superman Red/Superman Blue #1, cover by Dan Jurgens and inked by Joe Rubenstein. The titular Supermen stand back to back all electrically charged in an orange and green void.
Future writing a text
two maga (one blue, one red) assholes having a friendly podcast chat
two maga (one blue, one red) assholes having a friendly podcast chat
Page from Watchmen #11 rewritten and relettered. Panel 1: Dr. Manhattan extends a blue arm toward Rorscharch. Rorschach: Huhhh. Panel 2: Rorschach begins to remove his mask. Rorschach: Of course. Must protect language of TikTok algorithm. Well, unalive me. Do it. Dr Manhattan: Rorschach. Panel 3: Closeup on Rorschach, crying and yelling. Rorschach: DO IT! Panel 4, wide: Manhattan complies, Rorschach is vaporized, though the sight is obscured by a giant asterisk, unlike Manhattan’s blue ass which I didn’t even think to censor for the meme but I guess I should’ve? Does the joke still work? I don’t know. Anyway… Panel 5, another wide one: All that remains of Rorschach is a puddle of blood covering snow still piling on the ground. Dr. Manhattan walks away, evaporating snow into steam underfoot.
Scene from The Matrix: Resurrections. The Analyst (Jonathan Groff) says “I'm sure you can understand why our beloved parent company, Warner Bros., has decided to make a sequel to the trilogy.”
low-rent cosplayers standing in a row. this movie cost nine figures. fuck me.
Scene from The Princess Bride, in the kid’s room. X-Factor #11 is one of several comics on the messy shelf behind the bed.
the snazzy new Arrow Video 4k boxes of the Dollars trilogy. Cover art by Tony Stella shows Clint Eastwood’s characters in the respective films A Fistful of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly painted in warm red tones. as UK imports they unfortunately have those rating icons too but it’s fine.
Frame from Terminator 2: Judgment Day as Sarah Conner is incinerated by a nuclear blast in her bad dream. Meta AI suggests responses: Is the skeleton happy? The skeleton seems pretty determined to go outside despite being on fire. That takes a lot of s... Outdoor activities for skeleton enthusiasts That's a unique interest! Here are some outdoor activities that might appeal to skeleton enthusiasts:... Fire safety tips for skeletons For skeletons looking to enjoy the breeze while toasty, here are some "bone-afide" fire safey tips:…
Very beginning of the opening crawl from The Empire Strikes Back — “Episode V” in yellow over space.
Yui from K-ON! holding bottle and surrounded by iconigraphy of Arkansas, including its flag, Bill Clinton playing saxophone, Johnny Cash, Glen Campbell, the Razorback logo, Evanescence’s Fallen album—boy, this is a music-heavy meme—a bowl of rice and a mockingbird. Caption in Impact font: ARKANSAS MENTIONED
4K steelbook of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. Designed to look almost like a leather cover book but with ornate gold image of Russell Crowe as Capt. Aubrey looming large over a smaller gold image of the HMS Surprise at sea
[Picture of James Gunn] Political power grows out of the barrel of a Gunn -Mao Zedong (Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung)
Instagram post from director Baz Luhrmann wherein he poses in costume “flying” past a Superman-themed water tower on the Warner brothers’ lot. Caption: “I just flew by the Warners lot to wish everyone a SUPER day…” 6,227 likes at time of screenshot.
A cartoon of a scraggly-bearded, bespectacled man wearing with distorted features a grey t-shirt reading “I [heart inside a Superman-pentagon] Henry Cavill But I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER watch any of his movies.” Behind him is a background collage of posters for movies Cavill is in where he does not play Superman, in luding Argylle, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Enola Holmes and The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.
Facebook post, picture of bald spot on back of man’s head with superimposed text reading “UCLA SCIENTISTS MIGHT'VE JUST CURED BALDNESS WITH A CREAM. RESULTS WITHIN A WEEK…”
Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s head photoshopped on top of J.D. Vance
Some YouTube guy in a greaser getup chroma keyed on to a sparkly pink background singing that his sexual orientation is “Cuomosexual” (as captioned in all caps yellow Frankling Gothic font)
a low-resolution image of Sebastian Stan as Donald Trump in The Apprentice (2024). Subtitle reads: “Deals are my art form”
Trump putting on a MAGA hat circa 2016. The lettering is small and stitched, it looks like a normal enough hat.