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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president

Anthony Gose on a mound
Newremberg Rondon
the curbes lurb teen roast meme featuring becker wenkus
NOW OUR ASS IS IN THE JACKPOT
red sox batting stats for the 2nd half, jahmai jones leads the pack with a .400/.471/.933 line in just 17 PA
Major League groundskeepers captioned "They're still shitty"
Homer laughing on the couch and saying “it’s true! It’s true! We’re so lame”
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
Mr. Sunshine replying back "think of the free exposure and experience for your resume"
robot from Pikuniku asking Mr. Sunshine "HEY, WHY AM I NOT GETTING PAID?"
Lauren and I next to a Costco sheetcake that says “let’s party”. I’m wearing a polo shirt and hat. She is wearing a veil and a black tom petty t-shirt
Uniracers
From the animals you shot you got 2949 pounds of meat. However you can only carry 100 pounds back to the wagon. Press SPACE BAR to continue
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego contestant trying to find African countries on a giant map
Vivek saying something. The word PASS is displayed behind him
I still haven’t gotten a good answer for why this is the case. Teams spend all their emotional willpower and physical feats toward the opportunity to play additional games that officially do not count toward their stats. No, stats are not the end goal. But goodness, they should at least count. Mash them together. Make the numbers bigger.
Venn diagram Moe Syzlak U Moe from the Three Stooges "Overreacts to pranks" Moe Syzlak U Friedrich Mohs "Eastern european, probably" Moe from the Three Stooges U Friedrich Mohs "Wise Guy" Union of all three "A certain hardness to them"
James Outman with his necklace in his mouth
A federal judge Tuesday tossed FBI Director Kash Patel’s $10 million lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”
I know it says Más Bold Taquitos
Scruffy from Futurama
there was one interaction that stood out more than the others: seeing Pirates Chairman Bob Nutting in the service tunnel.
Canoers starting holding their boats on a road
Dingler (by Way)
JHONNY license plate
"we need more inge jerseys in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of inge jerseys"
geordi la forge meme: (no) MLB teams are tanking and it's bad for the sport (yes) MLB teams are tanking bc they don't want to meet the president
Shannon from Detroiters in bed reading “Reacts to Messes” by Steve Harvey
common walkingstick (Diapheromera femorata)
tim robinson in ITYSL playing the egg game saying "I'm not in trouble AT ALL"
The air quality is “500 hazardous” and I think it only goes up to 500 is that good
Will Baseball End Segregation? Odds:0% For sixty years an unwritten rule has barred Black players from the major leagues, and the owners vote fifteen to one to keep it that way. When the Dodgers sign Jackie Robinson, even some stars predict he will fail. “I have seen none who combine the qualities of a big-league ballplayer — not even Jackie Robinson.” Bob Feller, 1946
mr. burns asking the audience "are you saying 'gooooooool' or 'gauuuuuuuul?'"
Rk Player Age Birth B T Ht Wt ▼ 1 Prince Fielder 29 us US L R 5-11 275 2 Bruce Rondón 22 ve VE R R 6-3 275 3 Miguel Cabrera 30 ve VE R R 6-4 267 4 José Valverde 35 do DO R R 6-4 265 5 Evan Reed 27 us US R R 6-4 255 6 Joaquin Benoit 35 do DO R R 6-4 250 7 Avisaíl García 22 ve VE R R 6-4 250 8 Brayan Peña 31 cu CU B R 5-9 240 9 José Veras 32 do DO R R 6-6 240 10 Justin Verlander 30 us US R R 6-5 240 11 Victor Martinez 34 ve VE B R 6-2 235 12 Matt Tuiasosopo 27 us US R R 6-2 235 13 Octavio Dotel 39 do DO R R 6-0 230 14 Alex Avila 26 us US L R 5-11 228 15 Jhonny Peralta 31 do DO R R 6-2 225
A young buck in my backyard
Lindsey Graham posting at May 3 2016 “if we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.”
A board game called Mystic Curling CLub
screenshot from the music video "ÆØÅ (Size Matters)" by Kollektivet. Two very european looking men dancing in front of a large Æ
venn diagram between "san francisco giants in the 9th" and "hendrix fans in 1968" where the union is "finally, someone recorded a hit off dylan"
scorebug LEE SMITH
fisher price podcast set for white guys
the media play store in toledo, ohio
A Costco hot dog with a sesame seed bun
first frame: a man labeled USA shoots a man in a chair named Iran Second frame: "Why would Belgium do this?"
an egyptian sacrophagus photoshopped in the bullpen where craig kimbrel is standing
Baseball park
Fireworks
Ultros from FF6 on the catwalk of the opera house next to a “4t” weight
IN THIS HOUSE, WE RESPECT THE 2018 EPISODE OF TRAVEL MAN STARRING RICHARD AYOADE "48 HOURS IN BRUSSELS" WITH SPECIAL GUEST COMEDIAN LEE MACK
spinal tap lost backstage
Joey Cora pointing to where the ball is
Gene dressed as Hans Gruber standing up waving his arms in front of a backdrop that looks down from the Nakatomi Tower that makes him look like he’s falling. Zeke has a John McClane wig on. Courtney is Tess from Working Girl. Andy and Ollie are holding the backdrop