Steve Wagner

@swagner.bsky.social

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He/Him. Clue enthusiast. Crossword completer. Philly sports fan prisoner. “If life gives you lemons, steal some apples because no one wants fucking lemons.”

Baseball Tonight studio, filled with boxed and junk, being used as a storage space.
A tiny couch.
NBA Jam SNES game with the word Overtime flashing
Michael Jackson halftime show where the fans held up placards showing a picture of kids holding hands
A six panel comic. Panel 1: man getting a medal from a woman. Panel 2: the man biting the medal Panel 3: the man kissing the woman Panel 4: the man giving a double middle finger Panel 5: the man popping champagne Panel 6: the camera zooms out and the man is celebrating on the 3rd place podium, while first and second place stare.
Painting: Napoleon AT FONTAINEBLEAU by DELAROCHE Napoleon sitting on a chair, devastated
A French Mime, devestated
A screen cap from the video game Oregon Trail showing an ox and a Conestoga wagon and the caption says “you have died of diarrhea lettuce”
Movie poster for London Has Fallen
Worst guy you know actually made a good point meme
Famous mime, Marcel Marceau, making a very sad face
Jonathan Goff as King George III in the musical Hamilton
Jaylen Brown wearing finger shoes
Reggie miller making the international sign for choking
Pip from South Park
Vigo the Carpathian, who looks like Erling Haaland
Goofy CR7 statue
Goldmember from Austin Powers saying “Right in the kniggin”
Allen Iverson screaming at the crowd as the Wachovia Center with his hand to his ear.
Atreyu trying desperately to get his horse Artax to not drown in the algae filled reflection pool
Goofy Ronaldo bust
Sloth from the Goonies
The Louisville Slugger Museum, at sunset, with a 120 foot bat leaned up against the one wall.
Jimmy Butler at the Met Gala with a black sport coat over a black hoodie
A child using a stool to reach the mic at a lectern.
Wilt Chamberlain posterizing Bill Russell
Undertaker meme with my unsuspecting fiancé thinking up a fun Saturday night out, not knowing the Sixers and Flyers are playing
The top photo is of Gob Bluth, Michael Bluth, Lindsey Bluth and Buster Bluth as children on a boat with a terrified look on their faces. The bottom photo is J. Walter Weatherman, missing his Arm and saying “And that’s why we need a ballroom”
The graphic from Sportscenter segment Did You Know with the words “did you know?”
An ad showing a woman whiling a passport. The text says “apply for Canadian citizenship”
An Eagles insulated cup filled with a Miami Vice, half a frozen strawberry daiquiri and half a pina colada.
A man holding a Boom Stick pickleball paddle
National idiot, Benny Johnson, tweeting “the national mall celebrated the ARTEMIS II right. A beautiful tribute to NASA” and shared a video from 2019 of the Apollo 11 Saturn V launch being projected on the Washington Monument.
IKEA Man saying “you think you hate this team more than me?”
Phils fans holding a sign that says “This will always be Harry Kalas’ deck”
Packages on a counter. They sit directly under a sign that says: “Do not leave packages on the table/ground. Deliver to package room. No deje los paquetes sobre la mesa o el suelo. Entréguelos en la sala de paqueteria.”
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers under stand the difference between watches and warnings. On the left is a “crab cake watch” with pictures of crab cake ingredients. The picture on the right is a “crab cake warning” with a cooked crab cake.
Two charts side by side, showing that I solved Wordle in 4 turns, whereas Worlde bot did not arrive at a solution in time.
A screen cap of Del Ballard Jr’s Wikipedia page showing his birthday is July 1, 1963
Tim Robinson from ITYSL dressed as a hotdog saying “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this”
Pokémon Red and Green on a Nintendo Switch Home Screen.
A late 1990’s CGI Bill Clinton from MTV bits
Shaq saying “I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game”
The Sixers graphic showing that they beat the pelicans 124 to 114. Kelly Oubre smiling wearing a 2001 styled black Sixers jersey. The crypto logo has been edited out.
Fat guy in a MAGA hat smiling with the caption “-Keeping your passport on you at all times to verify your citizenship. - deporting legal citizens - asking permission to drive places - pepper spraving children - escheating 2a rights to an authoritarian regime - getting absolutely ratfucked by billionaires” Below it the same fat guy in a MAGA hat crying with the caption “- having to show a vaccination card to get into a brewery one time like over four years ago”
Andy Bernard GIF saying “i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you actually left them.”
My achievement board on the NYT Games app.
Word of 2026 is “sultry”
Clue for NYT Mini Crossword “The 2025 Super Bowl champion Eagles, on scoreboards”
A display with old technology, including a Mac
A photo of Will Levis No 8 Perfume De Mayonnaise.
Thumbs up huddle meme
A scoreboard from the ESPN App showing that the Kutztown Golden Bears won the NCAA Division II Quarterfinal football game against Frostburg 51-29
Greg Maddux, Tony Gwynn, Kirby Puckett, Don Mattenly, Cal Ripken Jr 1993 Topps Series 1 Baseball card and Derek Jeter’s Rookie Card.
10 Topps 1993 Series 1 Baseball packs of baseball cards
Jason Kelce telling Peyton Manning to “shut the fuck up”
A screen cap of Apple Maps show that my location is a 5 hour drive from Cleveland.