SwampLizard

@swamplizard.bsky.social

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Speech, language by profession (SLP), neuroscience of language (PhD in progress ⏳ ). But this account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.

Australian shepherd sitting on the floor.
Daniel Siad smiling and holding a cigar, looking like some evil Baltic twin Jason Statham would beat up in a dark dilapidated foundry
Blue guy main character from avatar, edited to be shown biting his index finger with a smile in a seductive way
A mirage on hot sand in a desert
Do you speak your dog's language? 1h ago Learn what your dog really hears when you talk to them and what it means.
After Weeks of Silence, McConnell Says He Is Recovering From a Fall The Republican senator denied that he had suffered a heart attack and said he had left the hospital and moved to a physical rehabilitation center. He did not give a timetable for returning to Capitol Hill.
One student who started with 55 and got a 59
George Costanza from the image below, left original, right completely bald with a short beard. Left side has Mass Effect’s paragon symbol overlaid, left has the Renegade symbol
A woman with her hands over a glowing orb with candles lit
Still from the snarky “here’s how to share PS4 games” instructional video, with one guy handing a disc to another, with text spelling “lever gate” overlaying the disc
Dragonball Z themed canned drinks for $2.50
It was March 2012, and 300 residents of South Bend, Ind., solemnly marched to the Martin Luther King Center to protest the killing in Florida of a black teenager, Trayvon Martin. A prominent figure at the demonstration was Darryl Boykins, South Bend's first black police chiet. Admired for teaching tennis and boxing to young people, he had been promoted to chiet five years earlier after winning the respect of both black and white officers in a department that sometimes divided along racial lines. Mr. Buttigieg addressed the protesters, but seemed not to interact with Mr. Boykins. What no one in the crowd knew was that the police top brass were in turmoil — shaken by allegations that Mr. Boykins had improperly taped phone calls of senior white officers who were said to have used racist language, including about him. With federal prosecutors scrutinizing Mr. Boykins, the 29-year-old mayor fired the veteran police chief just before the Trayvon Martin protest. No action was taken against the officers. Precisely what they said on the tapes of their department phone calls is unknown to the public: Mr. Buttigieg has refused to release them, saying the matter is still being resolved in court.
Bernie meme, standing before a snowy residential area saying I am once again asking the app not to track
A black and white Mickey Mouse cartoon where he finds a can of opium and says “good gosh! Opium!” But with Ernest’s face photoshopped in for Mickey’s.
Overview Even the best-behaved children can be difficult and challenging at times. But oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) includes a frequent and ongoing pattern of anger, irritability, arguing and defiance toward parents and other authority figures. ODD also includes being spiteful and seeking revenge, a behavior called vindictiveness.
Detected as Japanese 膝が痛そうな動き English (US) = A movement that seems to hurt the knee
Google image results page for deep fried butter
House conservatives derail GOP agenda in SAVE America Act showdown Adam Pack Fox News Published on June 30, 2026
Picture of Apple mouse with charging port on bottom
U.S. and Iran Agree to Halt Days of Fighting Over Strait The two sides are set to resume peace talks intended to strike a long-term deal to end hostilities and restrain Tehran's nuclear program
Photo of Alan Jackson onstage at his final concert, looking noticeably older than 40.
Picture of the cover of aforementioned book. Red cover, with the title and praise on a receipt graphic.
Summary • Iran says its strikes were response to US airstrikes • US says its attack was a response to Iran's strike in strait • Each side says the other is violating interim ceasefire
Worlds first trillionaire, with other billionaires listed, edited to include a cutout of the post below with Kat holding a shrimp
A bar showing “gamer” and “pervert” at opposite ends of the spectrum
Pope Leo XIV result
Hello Human Resources meme, where the top guy is saying “we want healthcare for everyone” and the woman says “aww, you’re so sweet.” Bottom panel has the second guy saying “we want healthcare for everyone,” and the woman calling Human Resources.
A simple drawing of a person turning a big lever, cropped version of the trolley dilemma meme
a still from the video where JD is leaning toward his wife, green lines drawn over them, with his tilting towards her, and her dotted line pointed away
Back of a popcorn butter spray that says a serving size is 1/5 seconds of a spray
A chess set of carved red and tan stone, with the aforementioned animals positioned on the squares.
Followed by a science account named “licia”
California raisins lined up and posing on a dark blue background
Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
A chewed up windowsill
Jd Vance in an eye patch
Vance says Iran agrees to nuclear inspections, as under Obama deal Conversations with inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency could occur as soon as Monday, the vice president said, as negotiations continue in Switzerland.
Headline: Hunter Biden Challenges Donald Trump Jr. to Cage Match, Slams UFC Freedom 250 at White House
Book overview 1897: Louise's husband mysteriously disappears while out hunting. He was righteously gunned down by the local sheriff after stealing apples for the town orphanage.
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explosion mushroom cloud at the russian refinery with eyes and mouth drawn on to look like a goomba
A linked in post with a man named Sivakumar Selvaraj saying “can you read it?” Below is a picture of soldiers contorted to spell the words “my god is (incomprehensible, likely due to AI).”
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
Seymour from FFX
SwampLizard (1 day ago): Maybe they agreed on the catering at the actual meeting
The picture shown on the cover of the Atlantic
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Headline: Trump says Iran deal is 'all signed', details remain unclear First bullet point of summary: Iran's nuclear programme to be subject of later talks
Dictionary entry for gay: happily excited: MERRY in a gay mood b: keenly alive and exuberant: having or inducing high spirits a bird's gay spring song 3 a : BRIGHT, LIVELY gay sunny meadows b: brilliant in color 4 : given to social pleasures
A roll of parchment paper for cooking
Wilentz: I do find a certain irony in this. People who rail against objectivity, say that there's no such thing as objectivity, suddenly want more evidence.
Oscar the grouch with a black background, resting his head on his hand
Wikipedia page for grass
Vegetarian Menu Guide HOP defines vegetarian as a menu item that may contain dairy, eggs, and honey but does not contain beef, poultry, pork, or seafood. In addition, HOP's vegetarian menu items do not contain animal sourced gelatin, flavors, colors, or enzymes. Because we have multiple sources of animal products in our shared cooking and prep areas, including common fryer oil, we are unable to guarantee that any menu item be completely free of animal products. Limited time offers, regional items, test items, or temporary substitutions may not be included. Menu Items Tips Pancakes, Crepes, Waffles, French Toast Chocolate Chip Pancakes Double Blueberry Pancakes New York Cheesecake Pancakes Original Buttermilk Pancakes Strawberry Banana Pancakes Protein Power Pancakes Belgian Waffle Strawberry Cheesecake Waffle Strawberry Banana French Toast (no powdered sugar) • Classic French Toast (no powdered sugar) Griddle & Breakfast Combos
The cardboard from my hose extension that looks like the head of a gingerbread man in anguish, due to its head shape, brown color, and three holes cut in it like eyes and mouth
"Not only are these killings illegal, they are immoral," she said. "People of good conscience cannot allow this to continue, yet Congress has so far failed to halt, or even slow down, this lethal and unlawful campaign."
DHS allows mother it deported without her toddler to return for his burial Wendy Hernandez Reyes denies she "abandoned" her son, as ICE claimed. In an extraordinary act, she was allowed to come back to the U.S. for his burial.
A promoted Reddit post of a fake post reading @citythatsleepzzz follow i hate when guests ask to see my bedroom like sorry for looksmaxxing and luxurymogging you with my