Steve Syfuhs

@syfuhs.net

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Noted idiot. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 https://syfuhs.net/

Small black chihuahua scrunched in the arms of someone
Battery screenshot showing 1%
Guy doublefisting hard alcohol drinks while being attacked by a dinosaur
Sheep being a sheep and going BLEEEE
Sign that says please do not feed the seagullz
Email with the text "design with Toshiba" followed by Japanese and "MOSFET"
Giraffe standing tall
Google maps showing a route south to the ball park with the only location highlighted the Seattle Infectious Disease Clinic
NTLM cracking effort at 1.22 TH/s ~= 30 3080s On a span of effort that's mostly to the left of a graph showing what a single GPU vs 'your friendly neighborhood intelligence agency' can do.
30 Seconds to Explain How NTLM Works Server: “halt, who are you?” Client: hmac(“halt, who are you?”, username, password) Server: “Oh, okay. Carry on.”
Bad Crypto hmac_md5( “halt, who are you?”, username, md4(password) )
Sheep going Bah
Screenshot: the terrain is just Gaussians and sine waves. Real contours wiggle
A flying insect that looks bee-like
A sheep going bleeeeeeee
Zohran Mamdani...wat
A picture of a rubber movie prop of a dragon decked out in 1300 year old clothes
Strategic air command patch in green and black with a gloved hand holding lightning bolts and olive branches
Small black chihuahua in a white bumble costume
Seattle 50° Feels 44° It may be cloudy now, but look on the bright side: you could be dead.
Mass of people leaving the keynote
Microsoft Build badge with my name and title on it
We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted. Jerry Chen the new york knickerbockers implies the existence of the new york meterbockers and the new york yankeebockers It's true but the yankeebockers actually existed and were called the gstringbockers
San Francisco, CA Flight 725 ON TIME DEPARTING 8:43 am BOARDINg 8:03 am GATE Boarding in 1h 14m
Screenshot: Area_to_be_avoided_-_Florida
Steve, Circling back on my previous message. Would you be open to a brief conversation? On Sat, May 23, 2026 2:05 PM, Gretchen Thornton <gretchen.thornton@thestrategicstrategiesflows.help> [gretchen.thornton@thestrategicstrategiesflows.help]> wrote: > Hey Steve, > > Hope this email finds you well. Wanted to see if I could get a hold of you regarding Microsoft. We have a private equity firm that is currently acquiring businesses in your industry. > > Are you available Friday in the afternoon to discuss the opportunity? > > Best, > Zulema Sanders > Analyst, Mergers & Acquisitions > > > > > ---------- Forwarded message --------- > From: George Sullivan > Date: Mon, May 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM > Subject: Microsoft – please get in touch > To: Zulema Sanders > > > Zulema, > > We're going to continue efforts on acquistions for current platform. Can you get in touch with Microsoft? They are fairly similar to our last acquisition and would be good to learn more about them to see if there is fit/interest in exiting. > > Thanks >
Satellite image of the thing that is about to go kaboom in Orange County
Forget me not hill, on satellite map
Search result: amazon, "watch psych | prime video" with an image of Sherlock
Baby murder kitties investigating a glass wall at the zoo
Today 8:28 AM Can you turn off my light. I can't link it to my account and it's been playing mariachi music since 6:30 7:30
Shiv's post followed by "Warehouses are on fire in Moscow"
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Social Democrat moderately left leaning everywhere
Movie 3, 2, and the eponymous?
Imdb move review 1.7 stars
Mike's post labeled "slur"
Screenshot: Value you've accrued as a Fidelity Customer $14.87
BECAUSE ULTIMATELY: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING. BECAUSE I HAVE No IDEA WHAT I'M DõING.
Well actually finger comic
Three long screws bent in painful ways
Nuget solution window showing 2 vulnerable packages installed but the list of vulnerable packages is empty.
Read sht.cxx ...er\sht.cxx L1:100 (99 lines read)
Sol, but Evan's handle
Fault-tolerance So, how do I query the database? It's not a database. It's al key-value store! Ok, it's not a database. How do I query it? You write a distributed map reduce function in Erlang! Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? I believe I did, Bob.
Wings especially for Ned outlook reminder
Simpsons: burns and smithers in a tandem bike
IMDB's "more like this" showing Deep Impact, 2012, Volcano, and Poseidon.
*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: "This isn't deodorant."
View of The Mountain and downtown Seattle
Current phase of the moon -- Waning Gibbous
Add a passkey for webauthn
A user lifecycle workflow with a bunch of useful triggers
A built in Certificate Authority portal
A logon prompt with a password input field with a weird width
Admin dashboard
First run screen to let you pick what you want to do with the directory. Create new, join existing, join legacy.
a screen to pick computers to connect to
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