Oakmoss 🌲🐀🦝🌿

@sylvanrat.bsky.social

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Artist rat. 🖌️🐀 Discontent creator. They. Freelance calamity. 82% bad ideas by volume. Deuteragonist for hire. Pasta salad fan. Header by me. Icon is art by Robin James from Buttermilk by Stephen Cosgrove

Pinkie Pie from MLP: FiM with an enthused smile and very wide open eyes looking at something off-screen while clopping her front hooves together rapidly.
A photo of a Pokemon Center plush Alolan (white-furred) Vulpix lying sprawled out on their belly, sound asleep
From Club Penguin, a penguin named Calbel says "that's illegal Mario can't do that"
Kioxia stock valuation over the past five days, showing a 37% drop
A red bag of beef-flavored Pup-Peroni dog treats, shaped like long, thin sticks
The Tamarian captain from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Darmok"
A simple animation of a red letter U dancing
A Magic 8 Ball toy new in its box. The packaging says "Try me!" and "Ask a Question... Turn over for the Answer!"
A blue, college-ruled composition notebook
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"; a man attending a meeting stands up, with many eyes drawn to him.
Weebl, an egg-shaped character with two simple eyes and a line mouth, from the web cartoon series 'Weebl and Bob" 'lo!
Arms and hands braced on the ground at the starting line of a racetrack, along with a few shoe-covered feet, as several runners are prepared to start running as they await the sound to begin.
A boxer drinking from a water bottle. The text reads "damn YHVH got hands"
A transparent dodecahedron, a three-dimensional shape of 12 equilateral pentagons, from the Dodecahedron article on Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit!
A headshot of Princess Luna looking angry
Partial primary results (63.6% counted) for Maryland US House District 05, showing a 24-way race with the declared winner Adrian Boafo carrying 31.9% of the vote.
A small package of wood shims on a white background
Screen clipping form my notifications: "Pittsburgh Digital Marketing Agency followed you - 5h"
Box art for Final Fantasy IX
A low resolution image of Vaporeon from the snout up.
Test results: Asuka 85%, Kaworu 50%, Misato 80%, Shinji 80%, Gendo 10%, Ritsuko 60%, Rei 55%
Test results: Asuka 85%, Kaworu 50%, Misato 80%, Shinji 80%, Gendo 10%, Ritsuko 60%, Rei 55%
First panel: Twp papers, one with "correlation" written on it and the other with "causation", are presented with the caption "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Second panel: Pam from The Office, labeled as "NPR", sits in an office. The caption says "They're the same picture."
A giraffe appearing to smash its face through a car window and into the car, with glass flying outward. (the giraffe is actually pulling its head free)
A cropping from "Orestes Pursued by the Furies" by William-Adolphe Bourguereau showing Orestes with a deeply distressed and tormented expression covering his ears.
A Google search for "polish for thursday", turning up an AI generated summary of instructions for polishing Thursday boots
My hand holding a Soviet-made porcelain fox
Executive Producer LArry David
Blight from Batman saying "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
A Tweet from Charlie James (@nonbinarybowboy), edited to say "that's not bisexual lighting girl you are being invaded by the covenant"
Non-binary pride flag, horizontal stripes of yellow, white, purple, and black
Two-panel meme comic of a man sweating profusely having to choose between two options, one being the omnisexual pride flag (horizontal stripes of light pink, pink, dark purple, blue, lighter blue) and the other being the pansexual pride flag (horizontal stripes of magenta-pink, yellow, and cyan-blue
Screenshot from Crusader Kings II of a message with a portrait of a man. It reads: "My liege, I write to you with shocking news! Roger a Muirebe tried to have me assassinated to make sure I wouldn't discover his plot to kill Roger a Muirebe! Your humble Spymaster, Roger a Muirebe." A single option below reads "Expose him immediately!"
Edited clip of a Washington Examiner article. "We're not doing enough to create pornography By Hershey Barr"
A disgusted and fatigued Yoshi from the Super Mario Bros Super Show
A mega hulk from Descent, a purple robot with spikes on top, a green eye that moves side to side, and two large arm cannons.
The title screen from an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine with the episode name given as "Keeping up with the Cardassians"
A meme illustration of a guy hanging his head slightly in disappointed, resigned acceptance.
A cloaked skeleton figure holding a smartphone and saying ""prepare for a cyber bullying!!" ha haha!"
An image from Animal Crossing of a character pouring water from a watering can into the sea and saying "the ocean is thirsty"
A manga panel of a boy and a girl talking. Boy: "How about you, Shizuku? Do you have a dream?" Shizuku: "Passive income." Boy: "I see."
A low-resolution image of a Type B electrical outlet with burn marks around the hot and neutral slots, giving the appearance of a shocked face with dark circles around the eyes
A finger about to press the F key
A gloved hand pressing two buttons at once
A screenshot of the space combat flight sim PC game Freespace 2, showing a large ship breaking apart with an explosion and multiple blue shockwaves.
Katt Monroe from the upcoming 2026 Star Fox 64 remake, a female white anthro cat with what looks like old, slightly smeared makeup around her eyes and a toothy grin
An old old meme, a white owl leaning back slightly, eyes and beak wide open. White text reads "O RLY?"
A triangle showing the various colors of gold-silver-copper alloys depend on proportions, with the color being generally proportional to the percentage of copper (red), gold (yellow), and silver (white), except that a three way even mixture is generally yellow and that a roughly equal mixture of silver and gold has a faint greenish hue.
A small bottle of Gulden's spicy brown mustard
A wide-eyed Pinkie Pie with a large grin rapidly taps her hooves together in enthusiastic anticipation
Bluesky trending topics with WrestleMania somehow managing to be numbers one and two, spelled exactly the same and everything
A box of 20 Mule Team borax
Knuckles the echidna at a desk stamping a paper
DownDetector report on Bluesky for the 24 hours preceding this post (~4:45 PM April 16 2026), showing substantial disruptions over the past 14+ hours.
Moon Knight throwing objects and shouting "Random bullshit go!"
Blight from Batman Beyond saying "Do you have even the SLIGHTEST idea how little that narrows it down?"
A Bluesky post from Jay of the Bluesky team dated Mar 30, 2026 "Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code"
Down Detector 24 hour report graph on Bluesky, showing it having been partly or mostly incapacitated for the past seven hours
An angry-looking bird face tinted red with text "YAMERO" (Japanese for "STOP IT")
Yoshi with a determined expression winding back to throw an egg the size of his head