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free Palestine 💚❤️🖤🤍 fuck the troops ze/zir comic artiste / shit postere faggot dragongirl ΘΔ

lying cat from Saga
panel 1: Deirdre sits at a restaurant having just finished a meal. A tiger waiter with a nametag that reads "Linda" asks her: "Can I get you anything else, sugar?" D: "No, I'm good... actually, where is the bathroom?" panel 2: Deirdre nervously walks into the ladies' room, thinking "It's just a women's bathroom in a BBQ joint in a rural town in the South. What's the worst that could happen?" panel 3: Deidre sits on the toilet, imagining a newspaper with the headline TRANSSEXUAL ARRESTED FOR PISS CRIMES panel 4: Deirdre peers out of the bathroom door, thinking "I don't think anybody saw me come in here..." panel 5: a voice offscreen says "Could you please explain to me why that *TRAP* was in the ladies' room?" Deirdre looks mortified. panel 6: an aggravated mink woman stands by the checkout counter. Linda, the waitress, says "I'm sorry you had to see that, Trisha. Don't tell anyone, but we've been having a rat problem recently."
four panel comic panel 1 - a small house seen from outside. one person inside says "not gonna lie, I'm going to miss having a studio/office in our house." a second person says "are you going to miss paying that extra $300/month in rent?" first person: "yeah, no." panel 2 - Deonna, a sheep with bantu knots and a lesbian necklace, and Sam, a transmasc deer with a mullet, are moving a desk. D: "I've heard you talk about your sister, but what's it like living with her?" S: "I mean, it's weird. We haven't lived together since high school." D: "Well, what was it like back then?" panel 3 - Sam: "Honestly? She didn't really have a life. Like, she was in band, but aside from that she mostly just stayed in her room playing video games." D: "Did you know back then that she was also trans?" panel 4: Sam, pondering: "Well, aside from the fact that she always wanted to hang out with my friends on the volleyball team, and that time she dressed up in drag as Kate Bush for Halloween," D: "Uh huh." S: "And that time she tried to set her tuxedo on fire before senior prom... No, not really." yeah who would've guessed she's not a boy
dear reader, if God had any idea with his creation would have wrought then She might've stopped on day four or five and be satisfied with the vault of stars and the things which teem in the ocean. Anyway, you're hear for a description of the image, so let me tarry no further. Picture shows a "crookie"—a portmanteau ascerbic to my tongue even as I type— which appears to be a crossaint stuffed with chocolate chip cookie in a rather undignified manner. This contraption is being sold for four dollars and fifty cents of your hard-earned money, which is ever harder to come by these days, isn't it?
panel 1: deirdre, sitting on mattress: "Ok Deirdre, time to pack up for the big move. No problem, right? I don't own much..." she is wearing pajama pants and a hartford whalers ringer tee panel 2: deirdre throwing clothes into a box: "This box will fit all of the clothes I own". One item is labelled "nondescript dysphoria hoodie #6" panel 3: deirdre looking ponderously at a whisk, holding a "madame coffee" coffee machine: "I never do much cooking anyway..." panel 4: a bean bag chair, a tower PC, and several fast food containers. Deirdre: "furniture..." panel 5: deirdre checking a to-do list: "Ok, now all that's left is to pack up my..." panel 6: deirdre stares into a menacingly dark closet piled high with boxes, one labeled "BOPPS". Deirdre: "...baseball card collection" panel 7: deidre at a gas station, filling up an "EZ-HAUL" van which is very precariously leaning onto its back tires. someone from off screen asks "is it supposed to be sagging like that?" deirdre goes digital
Deirdre #2 - "UNEMPLOYMENT" panel 1: Deirdre, a transfem deer, on the phone: fuuuuck I'm so stupid. That job was all I had. panel 2: (person on phone): do you perhaps mean that job you were always telling me you hated? D: how will I make rent (phone): that job that was severely underpaying you? that job that gave you panic attacks on a weekly basis? do you think maybe you needed to do this panel 3: deirdre, sitting with laptop: I just don't know what to do. (phone): move in with me. panel 4: deirdre, close up: what? panel 5: (phone): do you like where you live? D: not really, no. it's a 10 minute drive to anywhere. panel 6: we see deirdre's bank account. she has $1990 in savings and $23 in checking. (phone): dee and I have been discussing getting another roommate. you've got some savings, right? D: yeah... oh so you thought this was gonna be one of those four panel gag comics.
artfight 2026 team tragedy template user: sylvi (username sylviii) I attack: dragons mostly, characters I like, baseball/hockey OCs? featured characters: sylvi (fursona, dragon), geena (old D&D charac, dragon), deirdre (deer) I have anthro characters
deirdre no. 1 - "wage labor" panel 1: deirdre, a transfem deer, is clearly zoned out in a zoom meeting panel 2: the zoom meeting continues interminably panel 3: deirdre appears to have an idea ("!") panel 4: deirdre says "I quit". get it? deirdre. like "deer". im clever and smart.
the pokemon sylveon
Limmy “he’s doonstairs” meme
my little pony: friendship is magic
hourly comics for 2025 featuring my dragon self 9:30 - woke up. I gave myself a haircut last night 10:30 - dan & reid came by to bring us nice coffee from Dan’s work 11:30 - showered 12:30 - I remembered it’s hourly comic day 1:30 - working on school applications 2:30 - talked about Bound (1996) with Lola & Danielle 3:30 - read the afterword to The Name of The Rose 4:30 - made Mac & cheese
ref sheet for my fursona, a white, yellow, and blue dragon
an official-looking form, titled "PERMISSION SLIP TO BE HORNY ON THE INTERNET (TRANS WOMEN ONLY)". above the title it reads 'must be notarized and submitted in triplicate'. On the left there are three blanks labeled "name", "legal name", and "deadname". To the right is a box marked FINGERPRINTS. In the middle are six boxes, each with a yes or no question: "Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the “furry fandom”?", "Do you have body proportions that are outside the pre-approved standards for the gender of Woman™?", "Do you engage in, or wish to engage in, sex acts that could offend the average Republican mom in Iowa?", "Have you ever cranked it to tentacle porn?", "Have you ever purposefully viewed any kind of pornography, anywhere, ever?", "Have you ever left the house without proper modesty equipment to protect the world from your disgusting body?". Below these six questions is a black bar with text: 'IF YOU ANSWERED “YES” TO ANY OF THE QUESTIONS IN THE ABOVE SECTION, PLEASE STOP FILLING OUT THIS FORM AND IMMEDIATELY REPORT YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST CATHOLIC DIOCESE FOR ABSOLUTION'. Below that is a "short answer section" with three questions: "1. Please briefly describe the sexual thought/fantasy/perversion you are requesting to experience.", "2. How will you receive consent from every person who might potentially see this filth?", and "Honestly, what makes you think you deserve to express sexuality, you absolute freak?" On the bottom are four signature boxes: "signature of applicant (please sign with deadname in cursive)", "signature of parent", "signature of cis ally who isn't into that freaky shit", and "signatue of congressional representative". Below is a box labeled "date" and a box labeled "date you started HRT (you are on HRT, right?)". Watermark on top reads: HI THIS WAS MADE BY A TRANS WOMAN AS A JOKE IF YOU USE THIS UNIRONICALLY I AM KILLING YOU WITH HAMMERS :3
edited xkcd comic: two figures. one says “monsterfucking is second nature to us transgenders, so it’s easy to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck a werewolf and one or two vampires.” other one says: “and slimegirls, of course.” first one replies: “of course.”
white octagonal sign that says "no burgers past this point"
Hannibal Burress standup meme: "but I was so caught up in the euphoria of thinking about Middle English . that for like a minute I lived in a world where hypno kink didn't exist"