Synapsid MD

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drawn outline of a flip open metal lighter with an animated flame coming out the top
"Your Broke Professor @Synapsid Replying to @Synapsid your "subculture" is as real as McRib scarcity, so grats on that 2:27 PM · Dec 1, 2015" might as well bring over some of the tweets i liked. no reason to have em all go down with the ship anway, this is a screenshot of an old twitter post of mine about subcultures built around consumption of brands and how regardless of what you think of that fandom it's fundamentally Not Yours because unlike other hobbies a lot of these subcultures are built around a specific IP and Product which can't actually be disconnected from the owner of it. especially with games (this whole thing was during the original gamergate btw) you really do not control them
not sure where to even start with those for yall. ok so it's a screenshot of my post saying "personal fatwah on Rachel Maddow for her crimes" in response to a friend pointing out in an offsceeen thread where i was talking about some extremely misogynist centrist guy who thought he was smarter than everyone for talking like he was writing a college entrance essay that the guy has a November 24 regdate label (a ton of very annoying clueless ppl who don't understand how Being Online works showed up after the election cuz Rachel encouraged ppl to leave Twitter for bluesky on her show shortly after. it's been miserable fr honestly). so some guy named Michael with a creepy low angle, single-lamp light source to the side, couch photo quotes my post on that thread and says: "I Lord Jesus Christ Prophet to Synnapsid MD go to Hell guilty of TREASON TRAITORS betrayed America God U.S Constitution for a lying Dictator Trump's illegal coup attacks US Capitol on January 6th attacks on American Democary, injured 144 police officers, Trump's illegal War in Iran. TREASON TRAITOR." weird
screenshot of posts on a weird dude replying in a super misogynistic way to a woman's post where he puts on that "Ahem, methinks you are mistaken you churlish dunces" tone‪ every dude does that thinks they sound smart while ppl are laughing at them: Rachel Chatrooms‬ ‪@crabitha.slutmo.de‬ · 6h Is this post supposed to make you sound like a feminist? ‪OCB1640‬ ‪@ocb 1640 .bsky.social‬ · 6h It’s irrational to discriminate based on race, gender, age. It’s you who accused me with zero proof. I’m a rationalist & humanist. I’ve actually passed exams at Graduate level in philosophy at a Russel Group University who was founded in 1451. Feel free to insult more though, I love it ‪Loomin' Onion™‬ ‪@buckrawheat.bsky.social‬ · 5h kinda getting the vibes that your time would have been better spent going to finishing school instead OCB1640 ‪@ocb1640.bsky.social‬ That’s vibe, singular. It’s a pretty weak insult, but at least you tried. +1 to you! Where I’m from we don’t have finishing schools. We have Universities where intelligent debate was the foundation of the Enlightenment. 2:08 PM · Jun 29, 2026 ‪Loomin' Onion™‬ ‪@buckrawheat.bsky.social‬ · 5h Yeah you definitely come off as someone who ain't finished ‪ OCB1640‬ ‪@ocb1640.bsky.social‬ · 5h You need to learn punctuation, but I don’t hold that against you. My name isn’t “definitely come off”.
Lumi IV aka Wisp's character making a face cuz she told a bad joke she knew was bad
a crop of the text from the meme image where shaq was quoted saying "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game."
cropped discord post: synapsid 6/20/26, 16:47 "homestuck existed before homestuck existed" -synapsid, 2023
older twitter post from BillKezos saying "the Wholesome-Edgey binary really kicking some of your asses. you'll see genuine acts of kindness and compassion from the guro avi PISS_SHITTER and the most vile behavior from pastel picrew ✨🦋Antifa Fairie🦋✨ and neither is a fluke"
the neuter symbol ppl always do doggirl memes about now (male symbol with a line through the circle) but the circle is an ouroboros smiling while eating its own tale and it has a sword through it instead of just a line. also i looked up where it came from and it's from an anti-natalist subreddit which makes this so much funnier for so many reasons. anyway thanks for reading and always put descriptive alt text first and your jokey comments after. have a nice evening
notification my post saying xin the UK journalism is even more fake than elsewhere because it's not a real job it's the place to send your prestigious failchildren since making them join the clergy fell out of fashion after feudalism declined" got reposted by a bot that automatically reposts things related to medieval feudalism
Evangelion test with the results 50% Asuka 55% Kaworu 65% Misato 55% Shinji 35% Gendo 50% Ritsuko 55% Rei
"But when I do it it's cute!!" -Homer Simpson (Bitdizzy)
If @ graham for maine.bsky.social was a decent person he would be on his knees all day apologizing for all of the vile shit he has done in his life. If he had any sense of honor- if elected Senator he would immediately resign so the Governor could appoint a capable replacement. <fin>
red white and blue popsicle on a stick. Rocket Popsicle also called Bomb Pops or Rocket Pops. it's the flavor of summer if you're old
a crushed gridlock a picture of a crushed can i had to fish out of the recycling to take a picture of for you. it's red and blue with white text and kinda tech looking graphics. it's the brand Summit from Aldi and it says it's "Red, White, Blue" flavor energy drink. the name of the product in big letters is "GRIDLOCK"
little orange amp that says "SONDERY" on the front and has 3 dials on top and some LED lights and also a charging port and plug for the instrument cable on the side
then again i could have an I ran ian sleep er cell dr one blow up a building that's about to fall and hit me and my last thoughts would prob be "yeah. that figures." so i'm prob a bit more fatalist than average anyway with recognizing it's kind of a miracle we're so untouched collectively as a nation for the amount of shit we put into the world
you shouldn't moralize about porn. porn feelings are just a thing you have when you're meat you don't need to attribute moral failure to ppl making porn, or lionize ppl making porn. it's just a thing ppl are gonna do cuz other ppl are also meat with impulses
close-up of the orange mech Neith from Zone of Enders flying through space
the sweet bro & hella jeff classic comic of the falling down the stairs and it keeps happening. this is just the panel of him falling down the stairs copy-pasted 25 times because It Keeps Happening
the logotype and mascot character for the drink Moxie orange background, white and blue text plus illustration. the character is a slightly angel faced person in a white suit with slicked hair and very thick eyelashes who either looks like the young new lawyer guy in some old black and white movie or a lesbian in a formal suit now
discord screenshot: synapsid 4/15/2026 23:12 yayyyy! i always wanted to be in clandestine information warfare ✨💖
the spinning ballerina optical illusion GIF but green and with a green fading trail and there's a ton of them falling from above the screen slowly like some kinda ballerina matrix
condescending frogman who decided the best response to my post kvetching about not wanting to deal with random people being annoying or rude on posts was to lecture about how social media works and cognition works. odd choice but ok "Me when I learn for the first time that other people people process words and concepts differently than me and also that I'm on a social media website."
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Scout tf2 meme where he's posting with the top of his head slightly cropped out and the text "well i can comprehend these manmade horrors perfectly fine so idk maybe you have a skill issue or smth" over top of him. his bat has been replaced with a diamond minecraft pick
screenshot of a setting section in the bluesky browser app Replies Get notifications when people reply to your posts. Push Notifications In-app notifications From Everyone People I follow
extremely boring graphic for a political campaign. white sans-serif text with a slight slant on it against a blue background. a swish under her first name too but the combination of red and white makes it look kinda like a toothpaste smear. it also has "Press Start" in the middle-bottom like it's a videogame screen at an arcade and there's a kinda rough to look at crt lines filter on the whole thing. she really couldn't let go of not being able to make that game studio work out even with all that money her parents gave her. pity
Brianna Wu @Spacekatgal Spending the Morning working on campaign bumper stickers. This is one of my concepts to pitch to the team. and then a picture of the most dogshit someone-please-take-corell-draw-away-from-her mangle of stretched letters spelling her name
wint @dril drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps lot of people get to work on time, so it;s impossible to say if its bad it not, 12:20 PM • 2014-05-09 Twitter Web Client
default pfp with random vaguely patriotic terms + numbers who joined last year posted in response to my joke (about protestants fighting the catholics for hundreds of years for the right for non-priests to read the bible that none of the american christians read the bible and just repeat megachurch pastor readings of it) saying "Red state illiterate. Be precise"
notification i've been blocked by @ retired70yo.bsky.social at 3:10 PM
picture from a science museum exhibit about hoaxes that shows the Orgone Accumulator Box which looks like an odd but simple metal and wood box just big enough for a person. it has a simple padded wood chair like from your aunt's house in it and there's a sign outside that says "COMPLETELY IMAGINARY" and a bunch of other illegible text describing the hoax about how the box would draw in this blue life energy the guy who invented it called "Orgone" that would like, heal everything and all the usual claims these kinda things make. if you look up orgone online btw these days you'll see sites selling what looks like a pyramid paperweight with a coil of copper wire in it. because every hoax gradually morphs to involve pyramids eventually and becomes small enough to sell online. very convenient
Synapsid MD @synapsid.bsky.social using any/all pronouns until i want to get mad at someone i don't like for misgendering me. i know some ppl like to identify as a "trap" but i think this is a bit much 4:45 PM - Dec 21m 2024
meme panel of Sauron from the X-Men comics talking to Spider-Man while riding a triceratops Sauron "With the DNA we liberated from the grave desecration you call a museum, I have perfected the Saurianization process. You rice paper puppets will be given forms befitting earth's dominant species." Spider-Man "You can rewrite DNA on the fly and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that you could cure cancer!" Sauron "I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs."
screenshot of a knight with a halberd walking forward into the Grand Archives of Dark Souls III and the screen text over it of "Hollowing Reversed" has been replaced with "BIRD SAVED"
Amaterasu from the game Okami inspired zip-up hoodie with loose brushstroke graphics of the flaming celestial disk on the back and the cloud poofs that come the from the Amaterasu wolf's paws on the sides of the arms. this goes so hard
black t-shirt with slightly too small fixed width text in white saying "No, I will not fix your computer." for some reason this was the height of comedy in 2004 if you were on a forum
what i'm talking about in that thread is a trend i've seen more and more online in particular, of discouraging discussion of HRT and surgery in trans spaces for fear of it becoming "mandatory" again. it's misguided and will harm trans ppl who would benefit from these things if they're made hush hush and focus is placed on exhausting non-medical transition options first before even considering taking hormones. i've talked to so many younger trans people who's primary exposure to the idea of transition was in validity-first spaces which downplay or outright discourage discussion of medical transition while encouraging them to "think more radically and deconstruct gender" with the idea that altering their bodies to fit "a binary" (which many of them don't want to do, they simply want some effects of those medical transitions) is regressive. i refuse to see the pendulum swing to the point that trans ppl are made ignorant of their own options for transition and robbed of their bodily autonomy not by clinics and doctors but by peers who's ideological opposition to "regressive medical transition into binary identities" discourages young trans ppl from pursuing their own happiness
post by Steve Marmel with a screenshot of a news article about Caitlyn Jenner trying to appeal to Trump directly about not being able to travel because of her passport gender marker being changed to male. Steve has captioned it "Here's your feel good story of the day." and then several replies of other liberals absolutely vibrating with excitement to see the trans woman they're allowed to hate because she's conservative suffering the effects of the repressive government trying to kill all trans women regardless of political affiliation. many joyous "leopards eating faces" and "FAFO" comments continue below the cutoff
average cozy sweater wearing woman in her natural habitat of a fall sidewalk by some woods enjoying a cup of coffee
a split 3 views from different vantages of an ornate 1800s sapphire ring with a hidden compartment under the fixture
a giant house key with tag that is actually a purse. being modeled by someone with a white jumpsuit on who's face is cropped out of the photo
Smug Economics Man #21,764: This is a rehash of the vibecession debates but median household income adjusted for inflation hit a record in 2024 (2025 data will be released in September). It’s just *not true* in any objective sense that people don’t have money anymore. It may *feel* that way but that’s different from reality. ‪Embedded quote from Katelyn Burns‬: · 22h "My take is that people don't have money anymore. Jobs that used to make decent money no longer do so. Healthcare and rent are unaffordable." Everything costs way too much. ‪Smug Economics Man #21,764 second post in his thread: · 22h If folks want to say “well okay that may be true but I feel differently” - fine feel whatever you want, I shan’t be debating your feelings with you. But I can and will point out the reality-based community has a different perspective.
my bluesky interface with nothing but placeholder stuff in the timeline area and the nav bar on the left with a blank pfp circle above that. because everything is working soooooo good here
Synapsid's Hytale avatar blocky lady with long wavy red hair, boots, gray jeans, work gloves, green shirt with rolled up sleeves, and a vest she look tired
vlil h @bigsnugga i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a WOMAN 15:24 - 06 Apr 24 - 168K View 1,325 Reposts 176 Quotes 5,705 Likes
a sara profile picture with Absolute No AI content in it now. definitely nothing AI. it is just sara's pfp which she drew with some minor fixes to the background etc. do not look any closer
post on twitter from "charlie" locked account on 3/13/22 "this is like butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared" the photo is a woman with nice makeup and her pink (dark roots) hair done up and styled but she's got a leather jacket on and she's sitting on a motorcycle. she looks nice but no for real. i swear anything more butch than this got cowards on here going "that's just a man basically tho" you are weak and will not survive the coming winter
old tumblr post conversation casualbaloth responding to someone by saying "please god let me find these things out normally i am begging you" and red-mercer responding to that with "If you go to the circus for news don't complain if a clown tells it to you"
bunch of girls posing at some pool party and also Goofy and Donald from kingdom hearts 4 are there looking like they don't know how they got there but they are worried
peg hooks on a pegboard on a store gondola fixture. they go from very short metal rods at the top to very long metal rods at the bottom. they're all slightly angled at the end with a smooth little nob to prevent damaging product when it's placed or removed from them
"don't get the discord subpoenaed" discord emoji of white text on a blue background
the "Trans Woman Bingo" card Emmy made left to right starting at the top: "an absolute treasure" - everyone you've dated "effortlessly cunty" "you made it this far in a world hellbent on destroying us (free space)" (which i circled) "terminally online" (which i circled) "worthy of love (yes, YOU)" (which i circled with much duress, but i did!) "ethereal being deserving of worship" "fucking gorgeous" ""you're like,, SO funny" which i circled "bimbo with it (one of the smartest women live)"
Nils Gilman ‪@ nilsgilman .bsky .social‬ It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills. 10:29 PM · Jan 12, 2026 17 reposts 450 quotes 116 likes 8 saves
a large bedroom with a 90s computer on a desk, an easel with math symbols on it, a hamster wheel hooked up to a lightbulb, a purple bed with stars on it, and a tv with generic game console in the background. child dilbert stands in his room next to dogbert who is somehow alive when dilbert was a child making it seem like he's a figment of dilbert's imagination when you consider how many years apart the comics and this game were. also there is a green dinosaur who looks like a melted Barney in the room. his name is Bob
"what if we kissed in the ______" meme format that says "SLAB GRAVEYARD" with ridiculous face, kiss, and embarassed monkey emojis as is protocol for these kinda things
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mirriam-webster your 2026 word thing where you click on it to stop the rapidly changing words in the video clip to get which one is supposed to be your word of the year. i got "prosperous"