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@synshie.bsky.social

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Guy who’s excited there are two cakes
Yotsuyu, FF14 Stormblood
Loghain Mac Tir, alarmed by the prospect of Chevaliers
A poster reading: “Stop using anti-bird language. Instead of ‘you silly goose’, try saying ‘geese are sensible and you are behaving poorly in comparison’
It’s just the British Isles. All borders between the internal divisions are straight lines.
Gendo from Evangelion does his famous pose, with light reflecting off his glasses
Roman baker kneading her bread
Aborted Horse, who is kind of mean
“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Firvaeus Carron is very upset by METAL BAWKSES
Waffles, grrrr 👿
Pile o’ rats
Tumblr users will try to make any ship problematic
“Catullus was the first poet who ever got his bone on, little man!” -Quote from Ray Smuckles
Dril describes a sniper who can’t take a shot because he’s woke
Yoda: “Begun, the Waifu wars have”
King explains that, as blood is necessary to sustain life, a “reign of blood” must be good
Kiki and bouba
Staying up for 3-4 hours, yay
British doctor has lengthy wait time, American doctor is exorbitantly expensive, Canadian doctor suggests MAID
Aemond Targaryen
Thancred Waters
A comparison of TNG & DS9 Ferengi (the latter are way, way better)
The scary minaret that prompted a constitutional prohibition on any more being built
Comparison of Heated Rivalry and IWTV to, respectively, hot cocoa and hard drugs
Frame from infamous AI slop video, in which an elderly woman uses a boulder to shatter a glass bridge and send everyone on it (herself included) plummeting to their deaths
John Knox, who drove the Scottish Reformation
Brock, a Pokémon character, offers Ash what he claims are jelly donuts (because few American viewers would know what “onigiri” means)
Opening from “The Music Man”, in which the importance of Knowing The Territory plays a critical role