Ben Slusky

@syskill.bsky.social

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RHCE, SCSA, SCNA, BOFH, pater familias 电子邮件开会

Skeet by @theraseth.bsky.social reads, "Every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like... six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships." There is an image of a news article about the "ice cream barges" that the US Navy deployed in the Pacific theater to support morale.
Gif of a shitposting cat
Hillary Clinton laughing uproariously
Tweet by Andrew Lawrence reads: "Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views … Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones"
Clip from _Blazing Saddles_: Sheriff Bart (played by Cleavon Little), surrounded by townspeople pointing guns at him, holds a gun to his own neck and says, "Nobody move or the ni*r gets it!"
Medieval-style drawing of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"
Winnie the Pooh holds a piece of paper and squints at it. Caption reads, "Well there it is, the dumbest fucking thing I have read all day."
Disappointed cricket fan meme
Clippy asks, “Hey Todd Blanche do you work for Microsoft? Cause you only answer a question like ‘Yes’ or ‘Remind me later’”
Women points angrily at cat meme
A puffin struts across the grass. Caption reads, "Everyday I'm puffling"
A blonde girl gestures angrily. Caption reads, "Go Apologize to God"
GoDaddy parked domain page for jaccusepaper.co.uk
Egon Spengler (played by Harold Ramis) from _Ghostbusters_ saying, "There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive."
New York Post front page with a picture taken during the recent North American solar eclipse. The caption reads, "Rare eclipse captivates nation: AMERICA MOONED"
King George III (played by Jonathan Groff) in _Hamilton_ saying, "Jesus Christ, this will be fun!"
Medieval-style depiction of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"
Chidi Anagonye (played by William Jackson Harper) from _The Good Place_ saying, "Okay, but that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?"
Nicholas Cage "You don't say?" meme
Rich old men wearing suits, holding wineglasses, and laughing
Not in word list: EMBIGGEN
You Guys Are Getting Paid? meme
Maduro's hands??
Side Eyeing Chloe and Pajama Kid in the style of American Gothic. Their faces show disgust, disappointment, and incapacity to believe this crap
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If you can't get there without him And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If you're running off your mouth And his buddy lives down south If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If his haircut's tight and high Fits better with a suit and tie If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed If he wants you to repeat it Where the chat room won't delete it If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed (author unknown; image from iFunny)
Alexander Hamilton (played by Lin-Manuel Miranda) looks down in dismay, appearing to read something from a phone that someone holds up to the television
President George W. Bush standing at a podium in front of a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner on the USS Abraham Lincoln
Tay's 3D printed Clippy
Highway exit ramp meme shows a car frantically swerving from "Buying a quality docking station" to "This DHGFFJKYRSU brand dock is 55 bucks"
A cobalt-60 gamma ray source, prominently inscribed with the warning "DROP & RUN"
Bookshelves crashing in The Mummy (1999)
הנה המיטנס
Screenshot of parent post
Joe Biden shakes his head in disbelief
Not in word list: BOLLOCKS
Johnny Carson, host of the Tonight Show, dressed as Karnak the Magnificent
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rebukes President Donald Trump from across the conference table in a meeting in the White House
Dolan Duck
Alexander Hamilton (played by Lin-Manuel Miranda) looking nonplussed by what he sees on a phone that someone holds up to the TV
That just happened
A cartoon of a man pouring a box of "powder that makes you say 'real'" into his cartoonishly open mouth while saying "real"
Tweet by Andrew Lawrence reads: "Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views ... Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones"
The "Li'l Bastard Brainwashing Kit," used by The Leader to persuade Bart Simpson to join his cult
"Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power" meme, with a cat saying the line
Medieval-style depiction of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"
Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show, dressed as Karnak the Magnificent
A solved minesweeper board which is ridiculously imbalanced, with the entire northwest quadrant free of mines, and the entire southwest quadrant packed with mines
Bluesky post by Ripperoni @ripperoni.com reads: "Antisemitism is bad"
"You win the internet" meme
Vapid and amoral AI marketing copy | But this is different. "AI" isn't just another tool — It will redefine how our world works. Why memorize facts, write code, research anything — when a model can do it in seconds? The best communicator, the best analyst, the best problem-solver — is now the one who knows how to ask the right question. The future won't reward effort. It'll reward "leverage". | So, start cheating. | Because when everyone does, "no one is".
I'm prescribing this
Thomas the Tank engine cannot believe this bullshit
Donald Trump's post on Truth Social linking to a Xwitter post linking to a TikTok video. The contents are too asinine to describe.
Pakleds from Star Trek: Lower Decks
Not in word list: CLODPOLL
immediately suspicious. I expected him to slam his briefcase down on a pile of books and make off with a few. Instead, he told me he was a writer and invited me to have a cup of coffee with him.” They were married the following year and, Bradbury said, “We moved into a $30-a-month apartment in Venice. That was OK: Marguerite made about $40 a week at her job, and I made about $40 a week writing stories at 1 1/2 cents per word for Astounding Stories, Weird Tales and other pulp magazines. Ours was one of the first liberated marriages. I did my writing at home, cleaned the house and usually prepared dinner for both of us.
Side Eyeing Chloe and Pajama Kid in the style of American Gothic. Their faces show disgust, disappointment, and incapacity to believe this crap
Medieval-style depiction of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"
Heartbreaking:… meme
Mola Ram from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, holding up a burning human heart. The caption reads, "Last Christmas I gave you my heart. You shouted 'Kali-Ma' and it burst into flames"