🌀✨ fictopet 🔜 furry migration 🔞🐾 @ficto.pet ⚠️ cw: explicit feral art, taboo kinks.
it/its. 30s. ΘΔ. MN. queer dyke, aegosexual/fictosexsual.
pro-kink & pro-compassion. FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE. ❤️🔥
✅ commissions are currently OPEN! ✅
personal: @personal.ficto.pet
🔗 http://ficto.pet/
Zephra @zephra.bsky.social Self-trained furry freelance illustrator.
I try to be active and stream work over on Picarto:
https://picarto.tv/Zephra
Discord server: https://shor.by/csWt
https://links.artbyzephra.com/my-sites
Trying to be more active and love answering questions!
HappyFoxxCreations @happyfoxxcreations.bsky.social call me Happy!
Fursuit maker, plush artist, and comic creator!
she/her|Married|SFW|Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints|adult|ace
Star★Salts @starsalts.bsky.social She/Her ★ Chicana ★ Bi ★ Illustrator ★ BLM ★ Trans Rights are Human Rights ★ Proud Tarzan™ Soundtrack feat. Phil Collins™ enthusiast ★ Side profile @popsalts
https://www.starsalts.com/
DeerBark 🦌 @deer-bark.bsky.social [SFW] ⋆ 23 ⋆ He/it 🏳️⚧️ ⋆ artist & animator
Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com Artist & leatherworker. Former social worker. NSFW 🔞
34, trans-masc, they/he
New gear drops frequently!
http://shop.cairosteele.com
Tip jar:
http://ko-fi.com/cairosteele
BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social 37 | She/Her | Bi | Taken @ulare.bsky.social 💕 | Furry 🐺 | Artist 🎨 | Gamer 🎮 | VA 🎤
Art account: @bixbyteart.bsky.social
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bixbyte
ADHD/RSD
Executive Dysfunction
18+ only
🐺💗 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/bixbyte8 💗🐺
Shifty Chains @shiftychains.bsky.social Chainmaille Jewelry Creator and strange cat in a box.
Queer creator - Fuck AI
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/shiftychains (closed temporarily)
Contact: shifty.chains@protonmail.com
Owned and run by: shadowdragon.bsky.social
Zom 🏳️🌈🌟 @zombarkx.bsky.social https://possumbarkx.carrd.co
ID's Fantasy @idsfantasy.bsky.social Resident FNAF YouTuber who often does not post about FNAF. Except for when I do. Check out my YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@IDsFantasy
smallyu @smallyu.bsky.social 🇨🇳|♀|Artist & Fursuitmaker
KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @ ASC @kikidoodle.bsky.social Professional artist and cornish rex cat owner/breeder. Created Purrmaids (purrmaids.com) and art & illustration(KikiDoodle.com)
Am I a cat lady who draws, or an art lady who cats?
I go by Kiki! She/her
KikiDoodleArt@gmail.com for inquiries
✶ True ☾ Blue ✶ @atrueblueartist.bsky.social ✶ Freelance Artist ✶ ♀ ✶ 1990 ✶ INFJ ✶ Married ✶ Once and Future ✶
🌕 FA : furaffinity.net/user/atrueblueartist
🌓 Etsy : etsy.com/shop/aTrueBlueArtist
🌒 Ko-Fi : https://ko-fi.com/atrueblueartist
Kazu @yukipri.bsky.social Drawing & Writing | Star Wars✨🪐 Fetts & Clones | 20+ | 日本語+English | DO NOT REPOST MY ART
https://yukipri.carrd.co/
SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social 🌱 illustrator + character designer • they/them
💌 monstersovka.contact@gmail.com
Sour Citrus Suits 🔜 @sourcitrussuits.bsky.social High Quality Fursuit Maker With A Fast Turnaround! 1-2 MONTHS!
Commissions Open JUNE 28TH
anti-deceitful horses [commissions open] @tacorat.com i'm pac, a freelance illustrator in sa🌮tx. taco lover and dog mom.
jennrodriguez 📧 gmail
#commission info
commissions.tacorat.com
art stream (fri-mon, 3-10pm CDT)
live.tacorat.com
#art #printmaking
Cirquell Curiosities✨ @cirquellcurios.bsky.social Azrael & Miki ✨🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️They/Them & He/Him🕯Summoners/Sewists ✂️ Home of the Therapy Demon! ✨ Next Release: TBA 🎃
https://linktr.ee/cirquellcuriosities
Anthrocon, Inc. @anthrocon.org Anthrocon is Pittsburgh's Premier Furry Convention. Join us July 1-4, 2027 for 🎮Level 30: Begin!🎲 | 📧 info@anthrocon.org | #Anthrocon #LovePGH
Joe Rosales @joeartguy.bsky.social I have been an artist and writer for a long time.
Waive @waiveblack.bsky.social Furry artist
metal head
nerd
alien fursona
Comms open
Trades ask
(N)SFW
https://artistree.io/waive
https://www.tiktok.com/@orangealienart
Mala @malamuting.bsky.social ✨28 • she/her • fanart and critters • 🏳️🌈✨ Talk to me about fictional lesbians?
Avatar by @onlyhalfpigeon banner by @toucat ♥
🚫No reposting, NFTs, or AI here!
DuskyArtz @duskyartz.bsky.social Artist | writer | Gay | Autistic | gender fluid/trans | They | NSFW 18+ Only! | My wonderful husband:
@necirejaska.bsky.social
Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/Tasogare
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/duskyartzwolf
LIZ 🌟 LOCAL CLOWN @lizschmidt.bsky.social Liz || 30 || she/they || Illustrator of creatures cute and creepy • http://lizschmidt.carrd.com
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social Illustrations, comics, nonsense 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ they/them
✨ https://simkaye.carrd.co ✨
alex ✨ @azzles.bsky.social ✦ lvl 33 ✦ blm, land back ✦ they/them ✦ commissions OPEN ✦
☕️ https://ko-fi.com/azzles
🪶 http://twitter.com/azzles
✏️ https://trello.com/b/CxD7FRvo/commission-queue
Chei @cheitora.bsky.social She / He || Digital Artist || ♏
Sites & Commissions: https://cheitora.carrd.co/#
WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social Artist, she/her, possibly a werewolf. Clients include Metallica,Smashing Pumpkins, Magic!The Gathering, Boom!, Anchorage Brewing and more
Volunteer at Wolf Watch UK, a wolf sanctuary
https://wolfskulljack.com/
HUMAN MADE ART
JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net Artist, Animator| PfP @toxicsoul77.bsky.social | Banner @emberwickart.bsky.social | Throne: https://throne.com/jocat | 40k: https://onlyfans.com/jocat_paints_minis | inquiries: business@jocat.net |ref: https://www.jocat.net/ref
Fanart: #JoFart
Ckabbris @ckabbris.bsky.social Heya! Im Ckabbris!
24, pansexual
Let's have an awesome time!
Deer drawing dogs @doekawaii.bsky.social 34, parent, they/them, artist, creating The Wolves at Bay comic
Five Nights at Freddy’s @fnafmovie.bsky.social When the night shift starts, the nightmare begins. #FiveNightsAtFreddys - In Theaters and streaming on Peacock October 27th.
Nordstrom @nordstromkaiju.bsky.social 🍁 | Genderfluid | Kaiju/Bear | Fulltime FursuitMaker | early 30s |
-> @northernkaiju.bsky.social
NateFloof @natefloof.bsky.social indie music producer
ASTRALYN ON ALL PLATS
cafuné @avary.bsky.social 🎧🫧
7teen | entj
socialize, romanticize the life.
not a furry, please don’t call me one
pfp : @paparosei
kipper! | pup shark vtuber! 🏳️⚧️ @kipperthekit.bsky.social Your local green and pink manokit who tries his best to have as much fun as possible every day! | pfp by: @RancidRoach on Twit!
twitch.tv/KipperTheKit
Waver 🦘 @waverlied.bsky.social Draw.
• eng / spa - not NSFW focus but 🔞
• links https://waverlied.carrd.co/
• commissions closed
header by skaerial.bsky.social
✦ pegasus ✦ @paleahamkara.bsky.social 🕊️Rumrur/Pegasus | 24 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | Black/Hausa | Neurodivergent | He/him | Genderfloren 🕊️
🌈✨
☁️BLM
🤍 Mostly OC + multifandom 🤍
🕊️Occasional 18+🕊️
➽ https://toyhou.se/PaleAhamkara
➽ https://www.patreon.com/PaleAhamkara
Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love I'm chiitan Japanese crazy mascot
🏳️⚧️Chiitan is a transgender ally🏳️🌈
BL,furry,YURI,Yume LOVE🤍
X https://x.com/chiitan7407/
IG http://instagram.com/chiitan7407/
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@chiitan
TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan
Boomy ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ @mxboomy.bsky.social 🌳 any pronouns • 23 • digital artist • queer • living in the sunlight • 💍 • transphobes, homophobes, zoos, maps - DNI • Comms OPEN 🍃
https://mx-boomy.carrd.co/
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social Illustrator + Designer
🌿Sh0p & Socials: linktr.ee/thingsbydiana
🌿FAQ: thingsbydiana.com/faq
Jamie Sarkozy @axlotlsarkozy.bsky.social 21 || Any || Furry || Artist
Comms: Open
DMs: Open
PFP : @puppiiiowo.bsky.social
Banner : https://ych.commishes.com/user/sakurakitsune98/
https://axojamarts.carrd.co/
#oc #artist #furry #adopts
Borioart @borioart.bsky.social lewd stuff by a visually impared trash dog. #NSFW account of
@blindcoyote.com
- 18+ only - ♥
@maxwelllynx.bsky.social
山君 @shanjun.bsky.social A fluffy watcher | 30 | NO NSFW
Coyote Punk 🏴🍉 @flameexpression.bsky.social ★ Coyote ΘΔ • 28 • He/Him ✝
★ Anarcho-Communist • Emo Punk
★ Married to @mistcurve.bsky.social ⚣
★ Radical • Midwestern • Queer ★
⚠️ MDNI 18+ Content
🔗 linktr.ee/FlameExpression
Goldie 🖤🦇 @goldcanines.bsky.social SHE/HER / 23 🖤 (Procreate)
Vampire Enthusiast ✦ Comms = OPEN ✦ DMs = business only ✦ Fulltime Freelance artist 💌
https://goldcanines.carrd.co/ / pfp - @skullmutt
𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘𓆩♡𓆪♡🇺🇦🇵🇸♡ @filthyfangs.bsky.social ✧･ﾟ: she/her |🇵🇱| lesbian | 21 | UK based 🇬🇧| full time artist & uni student :･ﾟ✧ ♡@zootzkii♡ | 🔜 fangs by ✂️@/opalmutt, @/cervidae_decay
TIFF @ Sept 25th 6PM EST @plushmayhem.bsky.social Fulltime plush maker, artist, streamer Links: https://plushmayhem.carrd.co/
Commission information: https://plushmayhem.carrd.co/#commissions
icon by @gomayammy.bsky.social
fanart tag for the cat: #TheCatArt
Cary @thehavanawolf.bsky.social The Havana Wolf Illustrations official account
May have some 🔞art but labeled.
Follow me on Telegram too: t.me/thehavanawolf
Cassiopeia @cassiopeialuna.bsky.social alien bun learning about earth 🛸🐄 she/her
25+ #ENVtuber
parents: @azolitmin, @katloumi(@iron_vertex)
p: @liliyalilium
h: @shrimplify
SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social 24 || UK big dog || my big hubby💍 @palprime.bsky.social 💙💚 || local green mutt || Comms: closed ||🔞
⬇️PATREON / PRINT SHOP⬇️
https://linktr.ee/bigsquidman
Riko Sakari @rikosakari.bsky.social ◈ Riko | They/Them
◈ Aug 10
◈ Hobbyist | 2D/3D Artist/Animator and more
◈ My other socials https://linktr.ee/RikoSakari
kite 🔞🕸️ read my webcomic @decarbry.bsky.social illustrator: fantasy, ttrpg, animals, ocs
DAUGHTER OF THE WITNESS webcomic
https://daughterofthewitness.carrd.co/
https://www.philosoficate.com | she/her 36y | pfp by ophryon
voted for HER 💙 | NO A/I
Commissions https://www.philosoficate.com/#commissions
ren✶⛆ @falseheretic.bsky.social 🍂 he/she • 23 • ⚧️ΘΔ ✧ queer digital artist ✧ mature themes 🗡🩸 mdni ✧ ♡ iris ♡ ✧ 🔗 https://falseheretic.carrd.co/
Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social Be rude = get blocked. Actor, American Music Award-losing singer, cuncle. Alastor on #HazbinHotel, also like 200 other things. 3 WSOP cashes. Proverbs 14:31, 31:8-9, Psalm 109:7. Nicer in person.
@chickaspree.bsky.social @chickaspree.bsky.social ✿ She/They ✿ Bi ✿ Neurodivergent ✿
✿ Artist/Fursuit Maker ✿ Lives in PNW USA ✿
Commissions: Open
FureverWear Fursuits @fureverwear.bsky.social Official page of FureverWear Fursuits.
Commission Status: CLOSED
https://linktr.ee/fureverwear_fursuits
Bearyunbearable (Transformers lockdown 24/7) @bearyunbearable.bsky.social FREE PALESTINE 🍉
Call me Azzy! Or anything related to bears really
• COMMS: OPEN (DMS)
Art tags: #transformers | #fullmetalalchemist | #motorcity | #rottmnt | #originalart
⥈Grim⥈ @billowbeast.bsky.social Ezryn ✨
⥈ 30
⥈ 18+ only, NSFW art!
⥈ fvck AI
⥈ DMs for business only please!
Commissions closed until my queue is done!
https://billowbeastart.carrd.com
Icon by @nocteil.bsky.social
🌈Eski🌈 @eskiworks.bsky.social 🌱Freelance Illustrator ⛰️Colorado Creature🍃lvl41 🐱Cat Servant ♿Caretaker 🌈she/they/he 🚫No ai/nfts 🔞SFW but meant for adults
❤️🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽❤️
eskiworks.carrd.co
Cats Tag - #NaniAndDashi
Art Tag - #Art
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝕬𝖑𝖇𝖚𝖘 @canisalbus.bsky.social Animal artist from northern Finland 🇫🇮
FIN/ENG ◦ they/them please 𓃩
sad catholic dogs
CW occasional artistic blood/gore, mild nudity
🗝️ linktr.ee/kalpeakoira
Shuck Hyena @shuckhyena.bsky.social 🦴 27, London, Striped Hyena 🦴 ✨ I make fursuits!! (fursuit making @caninehotline ✨) 🔞
SHA 🔞 @shabiest.bsky.social | 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 ∞ 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 🔞 NSFW content ahead | 30+yo ♀ she/her | 𝘋𝘰 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬!
| X: ShaBiest or BumBiest 🔞
💙°Maki°💙 - CEO of SASS squad! @shagirma.bsky.social creator of ROTTMNT Sick Days comic - Uni Student || art & rambles - multifandom -
🚫DO NOT REPOST MY ART🚫 -
🇮🇷🇮🇹 ||
‼️PROSHIPPERS - LGBTPHOBES DNI‼️
✦. @beastbait.art .𖥔 beast. any pronouns. 1995. ΘΔ🏳️⚧️
⚥ queer dykeboy 🪩⛓️ working artist 𖥔.
art & aid ⚔️ illustration & design 𖥔.
treat me: https://ko-fi.com/beastbait 💥
Yellow K9 @yellowk9.bsky.social Rixie Coyote 🧡 furry artist & animator 🧡 she/her 🧡 27 💚 @esheislife.bsky.social 💚 commission info: http://yellowk9creations.com 🧡 comms OPEN! 🧡 socials: https://yellowk9.carrd.co/
Mau, Toller dog!! @maudoggo.bsky.social Dog doing art!
Adventuring in freelancing all the way from Mexico!!
(18+ account so be forewarned)
https://linktr.ee/maudoggo
Curiosity Rover @marscuriosity.extwitter.link ⚠️ MIRROR OF twitter.com/MarsCuriosity
⚠️ If you own the original account and want to claim this, please contact @twttr-mirrors.bsky.social
David Mimoun @moonnext.bsky.social Proud dad, Space Systems Prof U Toulouse- Mars Microphone @NasaPersevere Venus balloons #PlanetaryScience & SoCal addict. IHEDN 75e PolDef . Reserve Cit. AAE
Foxfire Fantasy @foxfirefantasy.com Realistic fursuit specialists. Commissions through DM when available (SFW ref only)!
#🦊🔥✨ for finished works!
MountainBlueFoxJoe @crazyjoe1952.bsky.social I'm part of the untamed world crazy as a Fox 🦊 and do live in a gold mine and I'm a Minir but not a Minor and do have several fursuit all animatronic but staying at Voxes doing fursuit build
fenanda 🍎 @capycorn.bsky.social Illustrator • she/her • 23y • 🇧🇷
Commissions Closed!
fenandacomms.carrd.co
Garuda Workshop @garudaworkshop.bsky.social Hi! I make 3D art, mostly stuff you can wear like helmets and masks.
website: garuda-workshop.co.uk
personal account: @cinnamonvector.bsky.social
🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social 🩸OCs, comics and personal projects (may contain dark macabre themes) 🗝️ Vampires, ghosts and flowers | eng/ru | 16+ | Please don't copy/edit my artworks!
zanger danger ☣︎ @zangerdanger.bsky.social zaney ★ they/xe/it ★ 27 ★ experimental art ★☉∇⚓︎ undead science experiment ΘΔ🧪★ zangerdangers@gmail.com
⚠️ BRIGHT COLORS AND TRIPPY ART 🔞 MATURE CONTENT 18+ ONLY⚠️
#labratart <- art tag
JayeCreations @jayecreations.bsky.social Custom Knitted Scalemailling since 2016
We make the jinglies and click clacks!
✨️ Pricing, Shop, Info etc at:
✨️ https://linktr.ee/JayeCreations
🧶Next Etsy Drop: August 9th, 6pm EST🧶
Veeloxxy Bites @the-episiarch.bsky.social Parasitologist (they/them) who writes a blog about parasites (http://dailyparasite.blogspot.com/)
and also draws monster girls https://www.deviantart.com/the-episiarch/gallery
Gail @icekoldsoup.bsky.social DnD, AirBnB, Diners, Drive-In’s, and Dives •
🌞🌻🍐
Carrd: https://icekoldsoup.carrd.co/ 🪲 Adoptables Shop: https://ko-fi.com/icekoldsoup26853
VanadiumValor @vanadiumvalor.bsky.social I draw planet furries | Dik-Dik | Artist for @Piemations |
SOLAR HOUSE ON WEBTOON! | 27 | ❤️ @doggeddapper.bsky.social
❤️ | 🇲🇾
bella💛 @theartofbella.bsky.social character artist in LA 💗 twitch affiliate 💜 prev @playoverwatch | 💌bellacgart@gmail.com💌 | views & opinions are my own
https://linktr.ee/bellacgart
#characterart #3d #stylizedart
MetricVoid @metricvoid.bsky.social He/They | 31 | Artist | Closed Relationship
Furry Artist since 2007
👕Shop: wolfmoonapparel.storenvy.com
🩵 Commission: DM
🎨Trello: https://trello.com/b/WvHbq5IZ/metricvoid-commissions
🔔Telegram: https://t.me/MetricVoidCommissions
Arden Wolfsky @ardenwolfsky.com He/Him/Wolf | 🏳️🌈 | ❤️@bonescollie.bsky.social | Pastry Chef & Mixologist | @WildDogWorks Suiter | Founder of Wolfsky Foundation | Videos @ TikTok & YouTube | FurPack ❤️
Deusuke @riafuneral.bsky.social 可愛いものDAISUKE
phia @phiafacetious.bsky.social 🔞 | irate habits | library fiend, pub snob, crypto-cinephile | they/she/he don't fuck with me 🏳️🌈 | au-dhd, &c | 25 | love always
if i have you blocked on twitter, go ahead and block me here 🖕🏻
Transmutation Dice @transmutationdice.bsky.social Claire (she/her).
Colourful and Chaotic Dicemaker 🌈
Based in Scotland, UK.
Commissions Open.
Etsy shop - https://transmutationdice.etsy.com
Links - https://linktr.ee/transmutationdice
Barladera @barladera.bsky.social Barla| 26 | Digital artist, lover of all things beastly and morbid)
ENG|they/them
Comms OPEN
https://forms.gle/VpHPnPi6tBQHX6YW6
🦇 BATNOISE 🦇 @batnoise.com we are BATNOISE || 🦇☄️🔪🥀💎 (+etc)
NJ based artist/streamer collective w/ DID
he/him 🏳️🌈(&) | 29 | SFW, NO MINORS 18+ 🔞
art in media tab | DMS for business ONLY
🔗 https://batnoise.carrd.co/
🔗 https://patreon.com/batnoise
💜🤍❤️
Hazel Oddities @hazeloddities.bsky.social Making a Mimikyu army! I make Plushies and other cool things.
MTO will open again soon
https://linktr.ee/hazeloddities
HONEYMOSS @honeymoss.art 🌊 Moss ⬦ Part-time Artist ⬦ 23 ⬦ he / they 🌊 Alt: @mosshoney.bsky.social
💧 COMMS — https://vgen.co/honeymoss
💧 SITE — https://honeymoss.art
💧 STORE — https://honeymoss-shop.fourthwall.com
💧 KOFI — https://ko-fi.com/honeymoss
comms (mostly) on haitus
Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social I make the funny video / working on Gamecade series
Wanna help support me? http://patreon.com/user?u=38965825
And Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ncs_artist?sub_confirmation=1
Dear Robin ➡️ BLFC, MFF (?) @dear-robin.bsky.social DearRobin.carrd.co
—————————————
Telegram Channel:
t.me/deerhudsoncrafts
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Request a Commission: https://forms.gle/y7roTwS1W9KT9rsE6
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Queue: https://trello.com/b/M7suKcRm/deerhudsoncrafts
John Ramsey @jramseyi.bsky.social I make cute pictures 🐁⚔
he/him
jramseyillustration.net
TroutBound 🐟 🔜 FM DD @troutbound.co • [ FORMALLY LAKEMUTT] •
I draw fish
✏️ WORK DAYS: M-F
🚗 Cons ➡️ FM
🏔️ Commissions (CLOSED) - https://lake-mutt.com/pages/pricing
🏔️ Shop - https://lake-mutt.com/collections/all
💭Telegram - @/lakemutt
AfternoonFika 🍩🤎 @afternoonfika.com Small and queer business designing cute things to make you smile! 🫶 All designs by @floofyfluff.bsky.social
🛍️ Shop: afternoonfika.com
💌 Contact: info@afternoonfika.com
🇸🇪 Based in Sweden
𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞 ↟ @paranormaws.bsky.social 🌲 furry artist + design student 🍄 20 • they/he 🗝 • taken 🧡 • adhd 🌾• irl hippie 🧺 • against ANY kind of animal abuse Ⓥ 🔮 • european 🌿 no pedos/zoos/nft/ai 🍂 nsfw follows&likes but sfw posts 🦷
• comms: ask 🐌
• pfp by me 🍓
EVIL alpharad 🍉 @alpharad.bsky.social your local internet UNFUNNY man
//(im not jacob alpharad)