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Reader, eater, #totp watcher, festival go-er, Gen X childless cat lady. Left Manchester for the beautiful Shropshire hills

A screenshot from Temu with a fake goose wearing a curly wig, for some reason. Text says "lorem ipsum super cute"
Picture from the Enid Blyton book "Connie's Curious Candle" with three upright candles and one melted candle
Screenshot from BBC news showing "the free Zoom meeting has ended"
Screenshot of asking Google AI how many v's are in Victoria? With the response: There are 2 "v"s in Victoria: Vivtoria Let me know if you need help with the spelling or letter count of any other words!
Screenshot from BBC News of an interview with a British man who is on holiday in Dubai saying "No father, no parent, wants to see their daighter being in this sort of environment
Sweaty nonce ex Prince andrew
Screenshot of the IMDB page for the horrific Melania film showing it contains severe violence, drugs, profanity and sex
Two spoiled ginger cats watching a laptop with a video of squirrels playing in a tree
Video of back door opening to see deep snow drifts in the garden
Sign that says "Syston Town Council. Do Not Feed The Ducks" with a picture of a rat, not a duck
Screenshot from BBC weather of Yakutsk in Russia, showing high temperature of -39 degrees c and a low of -47 degrees c
Facebook Marketplace screenshot, selling a Fridge Freezer, but spelled FRIGE FREZZER
Photo from Facebook marketplace. A woman is taking a photo of the mirror she is selling but she is facing in the wrong direction and her arm is in the left of the picture but not in the same angle as in the relfection. Confusing.
Robert Smith from The Cure's Lovecats video looking hot as hell with a kitten on his knee
Kemi Badenough winking and pointing
Close up of an anciant Sheela Na Gig on the wall of a church in Shropshire. She is a crudely carved figure of a woman with her legs open
A jigsaw of the Nirvana Nevermind cover. It is fully completed except for the bit where Spencer Elden's penis was
A screenshot of a lady being interviewed on BBC MIdlands Today against a backdrop with handwritten messages from angry farmers, including one just next to her head that says "Fuck Starmer"
Photo of a hot air balloon from underneath, it looks like goatse
Screen shot from chatgpt giving incorrect response to the question "who was The Bass Thing in he Wonder stuff"
Screenshot of a call handler from the Barclays digital security advert who looks like Sydney Sweeney
A queue of cars waiting for hundreds of sheep which are being herded down the road
Terrible childlike drawing that barely resembles a fish
Clip from a large photo, a man is standing behind a woman with long hair. He is putting V victory fingers up but it looks like he's doing rabbit ears behind her head
Screenshot from The Poke quiz of real artists who have had a UK No.1 hit in the last 10 years, showing I got 15 out of 15, which is very unlilely as I don't know anything about new music
Screenshot from an amazon seller of a croquet set. A player is holding the mallet over his head like a gold club and he's about to punt the croquet ball a million miles away
Screen shot of a Tumblr post with a smiling girl, the text says "I believed in God as a kid bc I felt so moved during worship songs at my mega church and then I went to a One Direction concert and realised I just like live music"
Screenshot of a TV news programme, caption On The Phone in London, with a photo of Curt Custard of Newton Investment Management CIO
Blue sky blocked and muted list including war, apocalypse, Iran,Iraq, Israel, Trump, doctor who
Lightning mask showing strikes over church stretton in shepshed
Two ginger cats asleep on a sunny windowsill surrounded by pot plants
The REAL Ricky Martin
Picture of a badly stacked pile with a caption "All modern digital infrastructure", with a thin supporting post captioned "a project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003"
Simpsons meme with Principal Skinner saying "Right now Elon Musk is at home crying like a little girl"
Slow motion video of a large ginger cat sitting in the sink lapping water straight from the tap
England rugby player Ollie Slightholme and his mullet which resembles Don Mattingly in the Simpsons when Mr Burns makes him shave off his sidburns
Screenshot from Flight Radar 24 website showing a flight from Manchester to Glasgow is now somwehere over the north sea heading towards Denmark
Screenshot from Microsoft 365 showing they have automatically changed my account to "Mircrosoft 365 Personal" which includes AI at a cost of £84.99 without my consent. I was signed up to Microsoft personal classic which is £59.99 a year.
Still image from Red Dwarf of a computer screen with illegible text, with the caption "indecipherable gibberish"
Still image of Kryten from Red Dwarf with the caption "it appears my intelligence circuits have melted"