A Bear Named Polar

@t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev

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Web dev, writer, bear on the internet, bisexual disaster. Director of I.T. for @furpocalypse.org. Opinions are my own. Have you punched your local nazi today? pfp by @cocadope.bsky.social banner by @crowtaur.art

My Bluesky notifications page showing my two posts being liked and my account being followed by the same three bot accounts (likely AI generated). Fuck all the way off.
An electronic McDonald's menu board with one of the monitors showing a Linux shell instead of the expected menu graphics
Helldivers 2. Repeatedly got ragdolled against a War Strider, turn and see my retreat is blocked off, take a lot of damage and nearly die... and in the midst of it all, arm a portable Hellbomb, drop it, and manage to survive the explosion while killing everything else around me. Democracy protects.
A Seinfeld fan script written by tumblr user windex-for-blood, 1 of 2. GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It's the twenty-first century, right? -Cut, establishing shot of Jerry's apartment, bass riff.- GEORGE: He/him, Jerry! JERRY: No, they just him'd you? GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white break. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it! JERRY: The X ones are fun...
A picture of a baseball catcher in full gear crouched at home plate and ready to catch a speeding rat. Picture taken from the ALL-STAR website.
A still frame from the movie "Speed" of a bus and airplane exploding.
Marquaad E
Alec Watson staring quizzically at a CFE lightbulb.
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An anthro polar bear wearing a gray beanie and a black plaid shirt, throwing up a peace sign and grinning at the viewer.
Michael Cera saying "Oh geez that's me."
A picture of a parrot dressed in a Superman costume next to a caption that reads "Is it a bird? YES!"
Ace Dick.
A four panel comic of edited Yu-Gi-Oh stillshots. Panel 1 shows Seto Kaiba holding up a card reading "don't speak ill of the dead". Panel 2 shows Yami drawing a card with a confident smirk. Panel 3 shows Yami holding up a card that reads "don't be a piece of shit while you're alive." Panel 4 shows Seto screaming as an explosion occurs just out of frame, implying defeat.
Three frames from the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode "Mac and Dennis Break Up" of the "you don't know shit about cats" scene, with art of D&D character heads superimposed hastily onto the actors and the text sloppily edited. A copper dragonborn stands in for Dee, Charlie is a firbolg, and Mac is a tabaxi. Firbolg: "I bet it [dash three times] and went [2,580 feet covered in a minute]." Dragonborn: "I don't think there is anything in the [Player's Handbook] that would support that..." Firbolg: "Cats do not abide by the [Player's Handbook], alright? You don't know shit about cats-"
can I mark the nerds one down as jesus, not jesus as in the guy, but jesus as in jesus fucking christ
Two button pins, one with a red buffalo check pattern and the other with a houndstooth pattern. The buffalo check button reads "I JOINED A CULT!" The houndstooth button reads "I JOINED A (BETTER) CULT!"
Helldivers 2 gameplay. An automaton tank is stuck on a tree in a way that defies physics.
Helldivers 2 gameplay. One player warps into another with the Warp Pack, killing them instantly. Reinforcements are called in, and the drop pod with the second player in it lands on the first, killing them.
Helldivers 2 gameplay. The player is airdropped in and the drop pod lands on a tank, destroying it. As the Helldiver emerges, the tank explodes and sends them flying for about 6 seconds of hangtime before they collide with a tree and die on impact.
A screenshot of a new armor set from behind in Helldivers 2, showing a form-fitting design that really makes the ass stand out. The text in the screenshot reads "...as a reminder of the two pillars of successful military campaign...". Above the screenshot is a caption pointing out "Apparently the new armor has quite the ass lol."
The turquoise protobean staring out from the bottom of a tube formed from rolled-up posters.
(Attached is a screenshot of a digital valet ticket, reading "Plate: BOORBUR") Me: Man what the fuck they got my plate wrong Friend: Damn polar how much did you spend in the dealers den Me: ...I took out a mortgage on my house Friend: Oh that's going to get messy. You rent. Me: Yeaahhhh... Don't tell my landlord.
The turquoise protobean laying next to a notepad, holding a mechanical pencil. Scribbled sloppily on the notepad is the message "Hungry Gib RAM"
A turquoise protobean sprawled out on a desktop.
A screenshot of an SOS Mail from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team. This is a rescue through communication. Get a friend to help you! Client: Bear (Machop). Objective: Friend Rescue. Place: Silent Chasm B1F. Difficulty: D. Reward: ???. ID: 1010.
A polar bear saying "sup" to Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
A Springfield Armory 1911 handgun with an unfired round sticking straight up out of the ejection port.
A person in a brown fox fursuit working in a datacenter, captioned "Furries make the internets go"
A screenshot of the notification drawer of an Android phone showing a Discord notification from Crowtaur reading "Sticker geschickt: Scream" which is German for "Sent a sticker: Scream". Other UI elements suggest the phone is set to English, so the German in the notification is unexpected.
A line graph showing silhouettes of characters with a line showing their "center of gravity", presented as a way to determine whether one should be allowed to take them to bed based solely on how close to feral they appear - labels beneath reading "OK with consent," "Harkness test needed," and "very morally questionable." The wolf on the right end has been replaced with Solidus Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2, with the bullet points reading "Snake, flat level of gravity" and the center of gravity line over his outstretched katana. The face of Solid Snake disguised as Pliskin is in the corner beneath him, with the label under Solidus edited to read "NO!! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!"
A small square cake with a frame from an episode of King of the Hill, showing John Redcorn laying in bed holding an ice pack and saying "I'm 36 years old, I don't need this crap" on the phone.
A video of Resident Evil 5 gameplay of the boss fight in Chapter 3-3. Chris is slowly and casually circling back and forth around a mounted turret on the back of a yacht while tentacles emerge from the water and fail to hit him.
A hastily edited photo depicting a Helldiver handing the icon for a 500kg bomb to a bile titan with the caption "I'm gonna pay you 500kg to fuck off."
An IKEA coffee mug with a thin crack going from its rim down and around the bottom of the handle.
Large purple circle with "30+" in the middle.
A screenshot from Yakuza 0 showing the dynamic intro when Wen Hai Lee and Goro Majima clashed their weapons in the clinic with the text "MASSIVE MAN" centered on the screen to introduce Lee.
From left to right, a Game Boy Color, a Game Boy, and a Game Boy Advance SP on 3D printed display stands labeled with their names. The Game Boy Color and Advance SP have custom shells, buttons, and screens, both in matte white and purple/blue color changing. The regular Game Boy is unmodified.