Tab Atkins-Bittner

@tabatkins.com

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https://tabatkins.com "they" Base 6, kpop (VIVIZ/MAMAMOO/HIGHLIGHT/many others), CSS, board games. #foodposting Sonabat facilius. VIVIZ posting: @daily-viviz.bsky.social Bias list: https://www.xanthir.com/kpop/bias/

Screenshot from Wheein's Watercolor MV, where þͤ dancer immediately to Wheein's right is wearing a blue shirt with þͤ clear text "ANIME TITTIES" across þͤ chest.
Cropped screenshot of the score page showing me earning Grue (purple, green, blue, yellow order) and God Damnit - perfect game except for one color swap.
A close-up of the interior of the tiny crafted sake alley set. It's a tight Japanese alleyway, covered in cherry blossoms, filled with little udon shops and sake kiosks. The electric lights make it look really cool.
Screenshot of a calendar notification, reading "WE4C Town Hall (...friendly) in 27 mins", implying that these meetings are often violent or angry and this one hesitantly promises to be different.
https://4x3.fun July 6, 2026 176 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩
Results picture from the game 4x3, showing that I earned a gold plaque for the June 22 puzzle.
Another spread from the same photobook. Byul is now in a tailored gray suit. In several of the photos she is lounging bisexually in a chair, continuing to show off her hands.
A photo spread from the photobook in MAMAMOO's recent album 4WARD. All three pictures have Byul as a dirty blonde in a teal polo with white trim, showing off her hands. I'm so, so gay for her.
Lightning in an outfit that's just a bunch of mog dolls tied together
A terrible quality Mass Effect meme of a Garrus stick figure (wearing shades and saying "calibrations") with a realistic photo of a claw hammer emerging from his crotch.
A picture of my arm, where all my skin is a decent red-brown except for the pale white that was covered by my watch band.
My wife, Rachel, looking out the window of a restaurant, her face in side profile.
Fake Final Fantasy Tactics speech bubble, of Lenande saying "Arachnophobia is dumb. Let spiders get married."
The next skeet from Stuart in the thread: Stuart: > @tabatkins.com sorry if it seemed like we spent too long "playing coy" here, is this a blunt enough object for you now? We were gonna build the SKALPL but it seems like that may not have been sharp enough And then a link to a *completely insane* screed in the "SCP transcript" style. It is difficult to tell what they are even trying to communicate.
Screenshot of a reply chain between me and "Thought Agent Jabsco", a reasonably popular amount from what I can tell. This happened last Saturday, May 30. Offscreen, a post by me about a bad reply-all chain. Agent Jabsco: > A Nine Billion Laughs attack Agent Jabsco: > oh yeah, what about this, did you see this, did you hear about this? > [Link to a bsky search for "gemma 4 e4b", which at the time just showed two parody Musk accounts] Me: > ??? The Musk accounts? (screenshot continued in next skeet)
Modification of the quoted image of three boxes saying "Claude" pointing at each other in a triangle, so that the lines connecting then say "is not", and there's a fourth Claude in the center with lines saying "is" connecting to the other three. The intended callback is to the diagram of the Trinity with Father/Son/Holy Ghost on the outside and God in the middle.
YouTube Recap listing my top artists and tracks for Spring. Too artists: 1. Yena 2. NMIXX 3. VIVIZ 4. LE SSERAFIM 5. i-dle Top tracks: 1. Catch Catch, by Yena 2. Catch Catch again, somehow 3. Crescendo, by NMIXX 4. Rude!, by Hearts2Hearts 5. Sticker, by Yena
A screenshot of a skeet with the account-level "Troll" label, reading "I wish more things tasted like cherry jello"
Picture of my plate of fried rice. It looks *amazing*, with the golden red of the kimchi fried rice and the deeper red brown of the steak contrasting with the bright green of the broccoli and green onions, and the yellow is the hibachi sauce. Rough recipe: Fry a half cup of large-diced kimchi, then add a mix of old white and brown rice from the fridge, about 1 ½ cups. Press it into the pan and let that sit and crisp up for 3 min, then add gochugaru to taste and an egg. Mix until the egg cooks, about 30s. Meanwhile reheat the broccoli and steak in the toaster oven, then slice for presentation. Plate the rice, top with broccoli and steak, squirt a few lines of hibachi yum yum sauce over it, then finish with diced green onion tops.
Screenshot from the game, where it's clear I've given the main character, canon alias "Joker", the first and last name "I'm DaJoker".
Skircle (social interactions circle) showing my most interacted-with accounts. In order: @heejinsoulyves.bsky.social @tropchou.bsky.social @cait.bsky.social @poupon.bsky.social @rincewind.run @katproto.girlonthemoon.xyz @faineg.bsky.social @myrrlyn.net @virtualtruck.bsky.social @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com @raxkingisdead.bsky.social @garykac.bsky.social @orrery.bsky.social @zachweinersmith.bsky.social @brunodias.bsky.social @swiftonsecurity.com @ass.golf @psudonym.bsky.social @dresdencodak.com @daily-viviz.bsky.social @nmixx-bot.bsky.social @voyd0423.bsky.social @jennschiffer.com @ranyart.bsky.social @zkat.tech @botmatrix.myatproto.social @tef.bsky.social @davidly.bsky.social @infrequently.org @nameshiv.bsky.social @directxman12.dev @willmanduffy.bsky.social @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy @dailybora.bsky.social @chlowski.bsky.social @ky.fyi @pookleblinky.bsky.social @jcsalterego.bsky.social @rachelandrew.bsky.social @britculpsapp.bsky.social @regimecpa.bsky.social @chewydecimal.bsky.social @firstlatespring.bsky.social @cmcaplanwrites.bsky.social @tesseralis.site @alexries.com @justinschuh.com @officialtriples.bsky.social @yujinators.bsky.social
An MtG Plains card, using Yunjin's visualizer art of her against a flower-covered plain.
An MtG Forest card, using Chaewon's visualizer art of her against a bamboo forest.
Picture of the albums that came in today: try getting is Wheein's Adagio, and ILLIT'S Mamihlapinatapai.
Two plates each containing a triangle-cut grilled cheese cooked to a golden green, paired with a tangy side salad with lettuce and tomatoes. Also some bourbon, an essential cooking accompaniment.
Picture of both male and female Shepard (from Mass Effect) and Wrex the Krogan holding a birthday cake together, wearing dumb little party hats. Original artist https://x.com/WildCardHoney/status/2042751172461887822
Selfie in front of Paramount Theater with NMIXX on the marquee
Picture of the Walmae makgeolli bottle at my table.
Two slices of avocado toast, with the avocado over grated cheddar and olive tapenade. Seasoning on top of salt, pepper, red pepper, and a splash of olive oil.
MAMAMOO world tour announcement with dates and cities. 19-21 JUN SEOUL 04 JUL KAOHSIUNG 18 JUL MACAU 31 JUL SINGAPORE 08 AUG MANILA 12 AUG NEW YORK 15 AUG CHICAGO 18 AUG FORT WORTH 21 AUG CEDAR PARK 25 AUG LOS ANGELES 27 AUG SAN JOSE 30 AUG TACOMA 04 OCT HONG KONG
Airplane selfie from my seat. I'm repping VIVIZ for my airport fit today.
My favorite spread from one album's photobook, showing Byul being extra cute in a school uniform.
Front of the Catch version Love Catcher album.
Picture of the outer Love Catcher album, Cupid version. Yena is in a 60s yellow dress while a house explodes behind her.
Ten photocards from the albums, showing off all of Yena's various looks
A short screen recording of a late VS game with a busted character (Sammy). The entire screen is just 100% covered in projectiles and effects, you can't see SHIT.
Leo DiCaprio pointing at the screen, beer and cig in hand. Presumably I am on the tv he's watching.
A paragraph from about 2/3 through Gideon the Ninth, featuring the line "They died on the way back to their home planet". This is a clear reference to how Itchy & Scratchy got rid of Poochie in The Simpsons, with a title card that just read "Poochie died on the way back to his home planet", because Tamsyn Muir is THE DEVIL.
One of my copies of Real Hero Shit by Kendra Wells, still in shrink.
A bowl of arugula, lightly dressed with oil/salt/pepper.
The pizza half cooked, during on the cutting board next to the grill. The cooked surface is *beautiful* color, with grill marks visibly covering it.
The pizza dough, stretched and oiled into a rough oblong rectangle, about 6" by 12". On the side is a bowl of mixed mozz and Parmesan, and a bowl of seasoned ricotta.
Two big plates each with three somewhat regular slices of homemade pizza on them. The crust is beautifully browned with visible grill marks, and the toppings are white cheese (ricotta, mozzarella, Parmesan) and dressed arugula.
At top, the standard trolley problem illustration. At bottom, a detailed anime illustration of a trolley drifting with its wheels on different tracks, and a man looking on in panic thinking "MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING"
Screenshot from the game Universal Paperclips.
The aforementioned pretty good picture of my Subway sandwich. Italian BMT foot long on herbs & cheese, with all the veggies, finished with mustard and vinegar.