Tablemaker, the Maker of Chairs

@tablemaker.zone

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He/him Getting more awkward by the day Twice the height. None of the hair. My bullshit is my own Embark with me to oblivion, they have great burritos Rapidly gaining unc status Support your local weather service

A screenshot of a very hilarious pause screen of Super Zeldathon with Jyggy in a very awkward pose eating a spongebob ice cream
Picture of my odometer showing 2809 miles driven to and back from SGDQ 2026
A picture of a bumper sticker in pride colors reading “Live to see them die”
A drawing of Sonic holding balloons that reads “Happy Birthday For Tyler” done beautifully on the spot
A door painted to look like a tall purple mouth with teeth on top and a tongue on the bottom
Picture of my SGDQ 2026 badge
Picture of my odometor reading 817.3 miles for a single trip, my first driving leg on the way to GDQ
Picture of the Ohio state sign at the welcome center
Pink packaging of some kind of over the counter performance enhancing candy or whatever they are that is targeted to vagina owners that reads in big letters “pink pussycat” with smaller white text on the top that reads “make your pussy cat purrrr”
Bumper sticker on a car that reads “This Man Ate My Son”, referring to the Ted Cruz meme. However, the picture is not of Ted Cruz, but instead of a realistically drawn figure with white hair, smiling, holding a dagger and wearing a shirt with a higher collar that is red and blue with gold frills with an American flag as the background.
A bunch of bottles of subway dressing but they look like drink bottles in the most garish almost uniform green with little windows showing the dressing. The caps and shape of the bottle give off the look as if they could be visibly confused with an actual bottle of drink