Andrew Certain

@tacertain.bsky.social

363 Followers 172 Following

Former VP/Distinguished Engineer in AWS. Currently doing a few consulting/advisor engagements. He/his https://blog.tacertain.com/ for musings https://blog.tacertain.com/services/ for consulting services

My dog, lying on the sofa, staring blankly into space

Continuation of chain:
Skeet one:
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas
i'm afraid i do, two sets of testicles

Skeet two:
Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
Lol. I mean, like, you could just say his name, right? Reminding people of his chosen nickname gives it more prominence doesn't it? Wouldn't that work in his favor?

Skeet 3:
Metal Panda
"If you refer to me as Big Balls, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
(Over a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi from Star Wars: A New Hope, as he faced Vader)

A screenshot of UNC's first six ACC games this year: vs Louisville, Notre Dame, SMU, NC State, Cal, and Stanford

A salad with avocado, chicken, yellow peppers, tomatoes, and carrots

A video of a mosquito being moved close to the waiting spider and web. The spider then releases the tether and the web flies forward to capture the mosquito.