Taffeta V.

@taffetav.bsky.social

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First of all, I am a DELIGHT. Writer. Late night DJ on KOPN. Voice actor. Midwest AF. Probably shorter than you think. Beginner bass player. Filled with rage, topped with sprinkles. she/her My site: taffetav.com My radio show: mixcloud.com/TaffetaV/

Black and white picture of a woman in a skirt suit, gloves, and hat
NYE 1990
Very old CBGBs shirt, with underboob
Middle aged lady in giant glasses and a floral dress. She is tired.
Vincent Price as Egghead, one of the villains in the 2960s Batman TB show
Tilda Swinton laying in a room messy with books, from Only Lovers Left Alive
Illustration of a girlie and her reflection (which has horns and a snake coming out of her mouth) that says “I say the meanest things to myself “
Lady with giant glasses and hair in two high buns, wearing a t shirt that says MIDWEST
Middle aged woman in big ol glasses is wearing a shirt that says Meg White is a good drummer. She is flipping you off.
Package of Lu Petit Ecolier cookies with dark chocolate
Smiling lady in front of the library
Hurts So Good: the Science and Culture of Pain of Purpose
Cover of Four Wheels and a Board: the Smithsonian History of Skateboarding
Ruth Gordon as Maude from Harold and Maude
Goofy middle aged broad in a beanie, giant glasses, smirking and holding a whipped cream topped mocha in a mug reading I AM A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE
cover of David Lee Roth's 1997 memoir, Crazy From the Heat. It depicts a shirtless yet somehow still scarf-wearing Diamond Dave, waist deep in the ocean, gently cradling a very pale woman wearing a white, one piece bathing suit
giant figure of a man with his arm outstretched (long ago he was holding...a muffler, I think?)
Ridiculous scruffy small dog, on her back, floppy paws up, demanding belly rubs
Mid-80s William Petersen, brooding with a cigarette
2010 WNBA Championship ring I earned by working for the Seattle Storm
The Book of the Subgenius, with a pic of JR Bob Dobbs
Hand drawn colorful flyer with a pencil drawing of a doggo, paw prints, and an offer of help worth dog walking. Truly adorable
Rice topped with soy sauce, toasted sesame oil, furikake, a little bonito flake, and a couple soft cooked eggs
Balding man with ginger beard and small girl with ginger hair, both are wearing black turtleneck sweaters and rainbow suspenders
Middle aged lady with giant glasses and red lipstick
Selfie of a middle aged lady in giant black framed glasses, red lipstick, and a rat city roller girls t shirt
Giraffe with a sweet face
Middle aged lady and a coupla giraffes
Holding hands with a sloth
Giraffe!
Grizzly bear chillin’ in the heat
A black and white goat, showing a lil tongue
Otters in their enclosure
Zoologist holding Opal, a north American river otter, and me losing my mind petting her
Short Middle Aged lady with her new friend, Vicki, an Asian elephant who is also a retired showgirl
Me, with a beautiful sloth who is sitting on a big branch
The geeks from Freaks & Geeks enjoying ice cream, Neil Schweiber saying “screw you, I’m hilarious “
Big cigar chomping lawyerman
HBC in a plaid dress, sunnies, sensible shoes, and honestly the same hair as me
Harris feom Freaks and Geeks
David Bowie READ poster from the America Library Association
Woman with big red hair + brassy blonde streak in front, wearing a Ramones t shirt, shorts, fishnets, Chucks (low top), and a leather jacket. She is giving you the finger.
Photo of a bunch a lovely, wrapped cheeses with a little sign that says “PS FROMAGER D'AFFINOIS FRANCE It quivers. It beckons. That luscious, silky texture. That rich, so-close-to butter flavor. It's Brie's creamier, decadent cousin, and it wants you to buy it champagne and strawberries.”
Cover of book, beige with black writing “Watching Hannah Sexuality, Horror and Bodily De-formation in Victorian England” By Barry Reay *To some people, the nimbus of "the sexual" seems scarcely to extend beyond the boundaries of discrete genital acts; to others, it enfolds them loosely or floats virtually free of them.' EVE KOSOFSKY SEDGWICK
Little pink travel mug getting topped with whipped cream
Very small, scruffy little mutt with giant fuzzy ears and a cute snoot sits on a bright abstract floral rug and looks up at the camera
57 year old woman with very messy dual buns, enormous glasses, red lipstick, and a t shirt that says “Midwest”. She looks real tired so maybe be nice to her, eh?
Light and dark pink peonies
The brunch I made for my mom today, laid it out on a counter Burrata with truffle salt, tomatoes and basil, asparagus wrapped in jamon Ibirico, eggs en cocotte, plus baguettes and pastries
Batsyhead illustration of a lil goblin who is UNSUPERVISED
Batsyhead illustration of a lady demanding someone tell her she is beautiful
A delicious, untouched Trader Joe’s chocolate babka. And to be fair yeah it’s too much for one person but also it’s not TOTALLY crazy, you know. A modest loaf. So it’s not the worst thing I could do…
Very small very sassy little dog with funny ears