Yourson Smells

@tailboi.bsky.social

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(he/him) born with a tail director at wisecrack sketches, videos, other stuff, and more

A poster of the performers at the "America 250 Great American State Fair" with all the artists crossed out except for Vanilla Ice (enthusiastically participating) and Flo Rida (unmarked)
stat table showing magic being second in the league in fouls per game
the eight dipshit american hockey gold medalists who decided to show up to be props at a nazi rally
Rotten tomatoes page for Melania showing a 6% critic score and a 98% audience score
A receipt proving I did a fifty dollar donation wow!
a screencap of John Catsimatidis saying "I'm telling you reality, all right? In my opinion."
A Matt Walsh post that says "There is a big difference between the left canceling people and the right canceling people. The left cancels you for saying things that are true. To the extent that the right cancels you it is for saying things that are abhorrent and sick. A pretty important distinction."
A poster of Sebulba (the GOAT podracer) and his beautiful machine.
A photo of Hilary Clinton and another one of Kamala Harris with the text "we fucking warned you".
Odie - a silly looking dog with a fool's mind Garfield - A jaded, overweight cat with a problematic infatuation with lasagna Nermal - A nice kitty whose impulse toward kindness is suppressed by those around him All three stand, glowing, in front of old Garfield comic strips.
Headline reading: My Cybertruck Got Spit On From A Brooklyn High Rise, The Anti-Tesla Hate Is Getting Personal
Utterly disheartening list of democrats who "make sense" for 2028 (they don't it's a bad list)
a yellow and red sunset with the sky still blue at the top