Takel, Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat

@takel.gryph.one

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Cybersecurity gryphon, leftist, pansexual disaster. Old enough to complain about back pain. He/him. PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social. 🔞 b/c Horny on Main. https://fursona.directory/@Takel

The poster for the 2010 Disney film "The Sorcerer's Apprentice"
A Google search for "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down", returning information about the film Speed (1994)
A news video about a shirtless man with a shaved head vandalizing a Waymo in East Hollywood. The video has been edited to have the entrance music for the All Elite Wrestling stable "Death Riders" playing over it.
In This House we know that this is my hole and it's always MidSommaR we don't tolerate SICKOS nor MAIDENLESS BEHAVIOR our outie listens to DEATH GRIPS and mains Faust we love Mandy and her COLOR OUT OF SPACE and when you add Kurt Angle to the mix, we face God and walk backwards into Hell We keep our Blades in the Dark and we Do Believe it: it's a Friday once again we commit CRIMES OF THE FUTURE because Our Flag Means Death we get the Wordle in three we wait for Third Impact hitting Everything Everywhere All At Once 16 feet through the announcer's table we don't have to do anything any more ever, never, ever we always say "Ring-a-ding-ding, baby" because this House always wins we could make this place beautiful because it has good bones and one more thing: we rewatch The Sopranos
Sterling Archer, from the series Archer (2009), holding a compound bow.
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A photo of Mitch McConnell captioned "CLAIMS TO BE PRO-LIFE, DIES ANYWAY"
BELGIUM IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, IT IS AN ULCER IN THE SHAPE OF A SWAMP!
Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov from Warhammer 40,000, sitting on his Throne of Judgement. The caption reads "Dominique?"
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A plush gryphon sitting on the back of a chair. A hat for the Grand Rapids Griffins AHL team is resting on its head and upper wings.
A partial photo of a Michigan primary election ballot. The Democratic side is filled out. Abdul El-Sayed's bubble is circled for Senator. Below that is the vote for the MI-3 House representative, which is a write-in for "Hangman" Adam Page.
A Telegram sticker of Takel (an anthropomorphic gryphon) looking down at a sheet of paper with a slightly horrified look on his face.
A World of Warcraft screenshot showing a bunch of people on the Tenebrous Harrower mount (obtained from the achievement "Glory of the Midnight Raider").
A photo of Culver's employees captioned "the only blue lives that matter"
Me when an American says something negative about America: a burning flag behind held up by two guys with bandanas over their faces. Me when someone from England does: Patriot Wojak.
♪ Buttadeus, Buttadeus ♪ ♪ Buttadeus, Buttadeus ♪ ♪ Oh, Buttadeus ♪
Pineapples
A clip from the Snapcube Real-Time Fandub of Sonic Riders. Jet, Wave, and Storm are all saying "Bye, bitch!" to Sonic.
The "then perish" meme image
NICE CATCH, BLANCO NIÑO BUT TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED
A large yellow snake being held by a man in a blue outfit.
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A screenshot from Final Fantasy IX. Black Mage. No 32 is asking "What's a 'joke'? Is it scary?"
A "Neon Genesis Evangelion Test" result page showing the subject to be most like Misato Katsuragi, at 80%. Others characters listed are Kaworu (45%), Ritsuko (40%), Rei (35%), Asuka (35%), Shinji (30%), and Geno (30%).
Leiandros von Valancius grew up on Tamoanchan, a paradise world in Quetzalcoatl Sector, Segmentum Solar. His blood relationship to House von Valancius is due to being the illegitimate son of Trebonius Jannus von Valancius, the head of a House von Valancius cadet branch. After his psyker powers emerged, Leiandros quickly proved himself an exceptional talent both as a psyker and as a warrior and was accepted into the Templar Calix. After his training concluded he returned home and served as bodyguard to the Tamoanchan governor, Viola Clodianus, until Theodora von Valancius had Leiandros sent to her flagship. Tamoanchan is notable even among paradise worlds due to being home to many different vacation estates owned by the High Lords of Terra. According to tradition, Tamoanchan was once owned in its entirety by Malcador the Sigilite, and he is said to protect its people from heretics even in death. Whether or not this is true, the Ordo Hereticus has never found a confirmed Chaos cult on Tamoanchan and psykers from the planet are unusually resistant to the Warp's dark influence.
An Elder Scrolls Online screenshot showing a male Argonian (lizard people) and a nonbinary Altmer (high elves) standing next to one another. The Argonian is wearing armor (with a bare midriff for some reason) dyed in the pansexual flag colors (blue, yellow, magenta) and wielding two swords with blue hilts. He has green scales with glowing yellow markings visible on his belly and arms, a multicolored crest of feathers for hair and silver piercings along his cheekbones. The Altmer has golden-tinted skin and blond hair with purple highlights. They are wearing a yellow crop top with multicolored bead necklaces, a black skirt-wrap thing, and strings of white beads wrapped around their arms and legs. They have a black and silver staff across their back, and purple tattoos visible on their arms and cleavage.
A group of Power Rangers/Super Sentai villains holding a crying baby. One of them is yelling "Yes, cry! Cry harder, baby!"
A fake Star Trek: The Animated Series episode title card reading "Magic is real and Kirk defends Satan and how was this episode even allowed to air in 1973?", written by Larry Brody.
A fake TNG episode title card reading "Lower Decks (not the series, the Next Generation episode where the one guy thought Riker was Canadian)"
A fake TNG episode title card reading "Explosion"
Text reading "You've heard of Elf on the Shelf Now get ready for" Below the text is a photo of two professional wrestlers (Mark and Jay Briscoe) superimposed above a stack of Cisco network devices.
A sticker of Takel (an anthropomorphic gryphon) pressing a giant "F" button.
Trahearne from Guild Wars 2
A dracthyr warlock in visage form wearing white and purple robes with a flaming green cape and a green scythe with constellation-like symbols on the blade attached to his back. He's in the middle of casting some sort of fel-related spell.
A screen from episode 15 of Death Note (the 2006 anime). L is holding a contemporary cell phone (i.e., a flip phone) by the strap as it dangles down in front of his face, staring at it with a bug-eyed look and his mouth slightly open. The overall effect makes L look like he's either about to swallow the cell phone whole or try to have sex with it.
A Telegram sticker of Takel (an anthropomorphic gryphon) burning a Confederate flag.
...yes?
Roast Beef from Achewood saying "Attention Workers it has been 127 days since our last dumbest workplace sentence"
A screenshot from Episode 2 of Hunter: the Parenting. Most of the cast (Door, Boy, Marckus, and Kitten) are in the basement experiencing deep psychological pain at the thought of their father/grandfather/father-in-law (Big D) having sex with a vampire wizard. Or as the subtitles call it: [collective trauma]
Bart Simpson on the phone saying "There's probably a downside I don't see."
An empty white room captioned "POV: You are in a room with everyone who asked"
when i'm in a "weirdest way to get publicity for my game" competition and my opponent is this developer
Yes, cry! Cry harder, baby!
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A World of Warcraft screenshot showing "Memory of Redshift-WyrmrestAccord" snoozing on the floor of a stone hallway.
22 Short Films About Springfield Episode number: 149 Season number: S7 E21 Production code: 3F18 Original airdate: April 14, 1996
Obligatory Video Game Grid Meme Skyrim: i spend more time modding it than playing it Elder Scrolls Online: just one more round of tales of tribute Stellaris: goddammit why is it 3 AM World of Warcraft: just when i thought i was out they pull me back in Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines: LET ME GET SOME SIP Guild Wars 2: charr :3 Final Fantasy XIV: hrothgar :3 Mass Effect: garrus :3 Baldur's Gate III: dragonborn :3 Beyond Good and Evil: no your sequel is vaporware :( Indiana Jones and the Great Circle: shove a toilet brush up a nazi's ass RoboCop: Rogue City: the only good cop Metroid Prime: google primehack Xenoblade Chronicles: good heavens just look at the time Alpha Protocol: operation: angry bees
Not interested in Existence
A screen from The Simpsons. Homer is rolling his eyes at a smug Comic Book Guy and saying "Anybody care what this guy thinks?"
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A package of Fruit Riot! frozen sour grapes
A panel from 8-Bit Theater showing an evil(er) version of Black Mage saying "I can't help but think that indiscriminate murder is the only viable solution here."
The "Jason figured it out? Jason?" Good Place meme, edited to refer to Grummz instead of Jason.
Takel (an anthropomorphic gryphon) excitedly waving a trans pride flag at a trans YCH who is apparently a bit overwhelmed by (but hopefully appreciative of) the aggressive support.
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A Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic. Panel 1: A brown-haired man in a labcoat and goggles says "I'm testing a new compact teleportation device." Panel 2: The man continues. "You have only to raise it to your face to be instantaneously transported to the alley behind Taco Bell." Panel 3: A blonde-haired woman glares at the man while he raises a drinking flask to his mouth and begins to gulp down the contents. The woman says "Bob, you're not even a scientist. I want a divorce." Panel 4: The man is lying on his stomach in an alley. The goggles are bent, his hair is disheveled, he has a five-o-clock shadow, and there are suspicious stains on the labcoat. The flask is still in his hand. He says "Phew. Close one."
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