jack from online

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☆ jack | he/him nb | 30s | disabled and disorderly ☆ LOOK OUT!!!!! I'm autistic and plural ♡ @skullbuilt.bsky.social I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ... I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED

An especially cursed looking labubu with a baseball uniform, having just caught a fly ball

Colorful cover of a book called Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove

AI character saying "Cheap AI? You walk in here looking like an NPC with a confidence bug and think that's a personality?"

MyChart app outgoing message reading:

I was recommended to take Xyzal (levocetirizine dihydrochloride) on May 4th by Miranda Casto. I've been taking it for almost two months. Today I checked the bottle and it says "DO NOT USE CONSUMERS WITH KIDNEY DISEASE" which I then confirmed online.

I have IGA nephropathy, which is reflected on my chart and was also at that time. I'd like someone to review my chart and let me know how to proceed, please.

Thanks,
Jack

A yellow labubu in a yellow raincoat with curly blonde hair

Beer stein with a wolf peeking out of it

Litterbox and accoutrements nicely centered on a litter mat which is acting as a floor rug with no space in front of the box occupied by the mat

Email advertising a Raycon sale, except the only thing in the body of the email is the footer containing the unsubscribe link and copyright info

Me, a tired looking trans man in gym clothes, in the locker room at the gym. It's a respectable selfie but nothing crazy.

axel say i forgor

Me, the OP, smiling at the camera and wearing an ambiguously flowy white dress shirt with lace and eyelet buttonholes.

very blurry and difficult to make out screenshot of a photo of a text message. text reads: it was really cool getting to run into you, we should all hook up and do a cookout or something soon :D . :D is an emoticon portraying a simple, carefree smiling face. here it is in emoji form:😀

it's salmon en croute idk what to say. salmon and spinach in a fancy hot pocket and there's a sauce. looks very yummy

Emma Roberts saying "Surprise, bitch."

Partial screenshot of a panel from a fandom wiki. Reads as follows:

Blueberry Muffin

[There's a picture of the muffin.]

Overview:

Type: Melee
Class: Basic

Specifications:

Capacity: 1 Muffin
Caliber: None

Code screenshot of a list of Wikipedia links. The list follows:
Night Trap, 1985 Austrian diethylene glycol wine scandal, Nego Matapacos, King Lear Psychoanalytic and psychosocial interpretations, Shakespearean fool, Tarrare, Mechanical Turk, Anatoli Bugorski, Particle accelerator, Panjandrum, Dyatlov Pass incident, Nasubi, Devils Hole pupfish, Michael Peterson trial, Shock site, Whisker (metallurgy), Pando (tree), Toynbee tiles, 2016 clown sightings, Utah monolith, Lexicographic information cost, Symbol, Ortolan bunting, Edible bird's nest, Constructed language A priori and a posteriori, INTERCAL, The Eye of Argon, Primer (film). List concludes here.

Ad featuring oranges and saying "THIS CONTENT IS GOOD FOR YOU" in bold letters

middle aged tall skinny guy patiently listening into a banana he's holding like a phone

rushed looking woman juggling her shopping bags and her phone call

My black and white cat as a kitten, curled up in a weird way in my lap

A black and white kitten wearing a collar and bow much too large for it, circling a can of cherry coke in interest and confusion. The kitten is almost twice as tall as the can, but not quite.

screenshot of two women in cute outfits. they look kinda drunk or stoned. one is labeled "your oc from when you were 12" and the other is labeled "denji from chainsaw man and that's right she's a woman" and they are saying "we'll help you with your mental breakdown. we're smart." the entire image is labeled "systems"

Paper sign posted on a door. Sign has a picture of a toilet crossed out at the bottom and reads:

Large text: These cans are for trash only. We inspect between each visit.

Small text: For everything else we have bathrooms. Violators will have their tanning rights terminated.

old comment on someone's deviantart post. text reads:

The base is there, but the execution is rather lackluster. Her bosoms need to be more brimming. Let the chest be your canvas and inspiration your brush. In fact, if you’re a healthy female of breeding age, maybe I could teach you the ways of an art connoisseur over dinner. Have you ever had dinner with an artist? I bet not.

So, even though you haven’t asked me yourself, I might as well tell you all the gloomy details and get the whole thing over with. I’m 18 years old, and I have dark hair. I’m a little over 6 feet tall, and I have green eyes, a car, and a country club membership. These are all desirable traits that fertile adults seek to propagate. Get back to me

a messy diagonal progress pride flag (the one with the brown and black stripes on top of the rainbow ones)

Crudely drawn stick figure comic on lined paper.
Panel 1: Two smiling stick figures face each other. One is holding a basketball and says "I'm gonna dribble this basketball!"
Panel 2: Zoom in on the other guy's smiling face as he says in all caps, "LIKE HELL YOU ARE"
Panel 3: His open mouth turns into a fanged snarl. Again, cannot express how crudely this is drawn. You could do better and presumably you're vision impaired.
Panel 4: Fanged guy sucks a black smoke out of basketball guy's eyes and mouth. Basketball guy stands limp and expressionless while this happens.

cat collar and harness in my fist. in the background is a sign on a sliding door reading "collar or he's not allowed out!" the relationship to homestuck is uncertain

black and white cat pinned down by a hand on his chest, looking confused and a little alarmed. (note that I let him go and gave him a treat after this photo, and that we regularly roughhouse like this)

Still from the movie Halloween. Camera points out a window with the blinds cracked. Outside is a generic suburb. Across the street is a beige car from the late 70s. Behind the car, very small in the frame, is Michael Myers in his signature white mask, staring in the window directly at the viewer.

Photo taken by OP sitting down, legs propped up, with a laptop in his lap. Beyond his lap, a cat sits in front of a TV/VCR which reads "FOX AND COYOTE TRAPPING, EAST TO WEST. THE INSTRUCTIONAL TAPE VOLUME 1. WITH TOM MIRANDA"