Talorast

@talorast.bsky.social

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● Any ● 37 ● Unpleasant, but not illegible. One of the guys from @badinternetbad.bsky.social

A sketch of The Burgered King, an abominable cross between The Burger King, a Whopper, and an Elden Ring boss.
The back of a mobile pet grooming van with a QR code that reads "Scam me"
A video of a possum doing it's best
Meatball date with Blåhaj
A photo collage of (top left to bottom right) a very unfortunate looking IKEA plush fox, a meatball date I went on with Blåhaj, whatever the Swedes think we do in Texas‌, Willem Defoe stricken by fear looking to the heavens, moon animals(?) that are lights and stuff, and the IKEA kallax.
The polite cat meme inserted into whatever is goin on with Starfox
A sketch of The Burgered King. He is the Burger King's face on a shambling FromSoft styled horror.
A sketch of Astarion as Colonel Sanders
A photo of a bag of Kirkland cat food labeled "MAINTENANCE CAT"
6 hot air balloons over a lightly wooded plain
A great blue heron in front of a lake
Muddy racoon tracks at the edge of a boardwalk that seem to indicate at least one racoon had some issues sticking the landing
A photo of a lake
A sketch of Dante from Devil May Cry in front of the Eiffel Tower, wearing a striped shirt, holding a baguette, and wearing a beret. There is a "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series" sticker but in French at the bottom
A photo of a partially frozen river stretching to the horizon at sunset
A drawing of a dog dressed as an old-timey ship captain
A photo of a frozen river stretching to the horizon
A set of four tooled leather coasters with a leather holder on a granite countertop
Garfield with big naturals mourns at a grave which reads "Here Lies SCOTT DILBERT Inventor of the DILBURRITO". Garfield says "It isn't even a Monday."
An inked sketch of a great tailed grackle
A photo of the moon. It is orange in the crepuscular reflection of the setting sun. The dark sky is tinted red by the break lights of a nearby car.
A photo of me wearing a gorgeous scarf
A 2 panel comic of a goblin king pointing angrily at a magic obelisk and demanding it be thrown into the oubliette. In panel 2 the goblin minion informs him the oubliette is full.
A christmas card with a drawing of a horse in a Santa hat with Hatsune Miku's hair. She is standing in the snow next to two cans of Monster Energy. The text reads "Horsune Miku wishing you a merry Christmas and joy in the new year!"
A lemon pig on a shelf
A matrix of images starting (left to right, top to bottom) with a sketch of a toad wizard, a sketch of cuddling ferrets, a sketch of the Burger King but as a Dark Souls boss, a pencil sketch of a black vulture, a photo of me - bearded man in a broad-brimmed hat, a colored sketch of a female grackle, a drawing of two criters in the positions of the innocent men clip, a colored drawing of a crow kitted out for Christmas, a colored digital drawing of user DigitalBowtie as a member of Team Rocket
A Christmas card in colored pencil depicting a crow in a Santa hat pulling a bag of presents in front of festive foliage.
A photo of the fully built Lego Blacktron Renegade
A sketch of hosts Tim and Zac of the Bad Internet, BAD! podcast as a possum and golden retriever respectively. They are sitting at a desk with a computer, a mug, and a book just out of frame. Tim looks shocked and dismayed by the content on the screen while Zac looks pleased if a little vacant. They are wearing Santa hats and the text reads "Merry Christmas from your friends at Bad Internet, BAD!
A photo of the box for the Lego Orient Express
A shrimp with a treasure chest that is wrapped with a bow and some bubbles. The text reads "Shrimply having a wonderful Christmas time"
A kobold wearing a Santa outfit drags a bag almost as big as he is as coins spill out the bottom. The text reads "Merry Christmas"
A sketch of a female great tailed grackle in colored pencil
A possum wizard casts a fire spell at a hacker who is up to no good
A plate of arculata, a bread similar to a bagel in appearance, inside of a breadbox
A hawk standing on a brick wall
A sketch of a cat looking mortified
A butterfly with its wings together resting on a branch
A rabbit looking at the pov warily
An armadillo standing on its hind legs looking at the pov
A badly cobbled together image of Groverhaus where the new wing of the Whitehouse is supposed to be going
A toad in the grass
Tracks that I think belong to beavers
A pair of swallows looking like I walked in on them discussing a heist. They're sitting in their mud nest that they put right above my front door.
A set of large dog tracks in mud with my boot for size reference
A pencil sketch of a turkey vulture
Oh boy it's like, the Burger King's horrible vacant face on a whopper version of the Grafted Scion from a reference I took from The Villains Wiki. I've never been more proud of using my art for evil.
A turkey vulture perched in a dead tree
A toad hanging out among some twigs and fallen leaves
The box art for Bethesda's Pirates of the Caribbean
A rabbit sitting alert in the grass
A toad hanging out on a utility access cover
A moth with its wings spread rests on a gravel path
Some donkeys graze in a field with construction equipment in the background
A photo of a rabbit warily eating grass.
My friend's Labubu HeHe attached to her purse. She gave birth to him he is her child.
A photo of an orange and black cinch bug on a flowering plant
A photo of an anole on the window trim of a red car, the sun illuminating its back and tail
A photo of a vulture on a roof with a tree in the foreground
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