Dave Smart

@tamethebots.com

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(semi) professional goth. Full-time idiot with a computer. Tech SEO & Dev at tamethebots.com #Webdev #TechSEO

old MS ART style cake sale mock up
A black and white cat next to a cardboard box from a Lego set
a screenshot of a linkedin request from someone who has called themselves "WinstonBack undefined!
Screenshot of the welcome email from search console showing a poop emoji based URL being added just fine.
An abomination of peas and other veg in gelatin
Pink Blancmange in a bunny shape on green jelly
Speaker announcement for Dave smart's talk at seo north.
Screenshot of a clothes store with the sign AEO Jeans.
all the questions meme
screenshot of the new custom robots.txt feature.
screenshot showing the new output of differences between rendered and unrendered html.
screenshot showing the new enable/disable JavaScript control
a fake screenshot of a spam report with this text: I knows you is a shitehouse and a bastard, and I know you put Legos on the floor so Grandmas stand on them at 3:27 am. Oh, and you're spammy and I want you to know Dave says so.
Altered version of the.popular friendship ended meme saying friendship ended with shoes, no ai is my best friend
Screenshot of the new baseline report in lighthouse 13.1.0
Sing that says "Caution, don't try this at home"
Meme of a young child with face covered in black marker, with the phrase "space shitters clogged"
A picture of the 1978 electronic toy "speak and spell"
Screenshot showing the new View in GSC button
Screenshot showing a negative value entered
A screenshot from Nikki's very excellent article saying "Why Dave keeps happening"
Screenshot of Google discover listing with the title including 'Rectal garlic insertion for immune support'
screenshot from the tame the bots fetch and render tool showing the new the 2 MB limit option
an image of the burn book from mean girls, with LLM written on it to make it a "LLM Burn Book"
Screenshot of chrome devtools network panel, filtered by document, highlighted to show the uncompressed html file size.
A meme of Benedict Cumberbatch with eggs on him.
Screenshot showing images returned for a search for wells.
amazon order for some unfortunately titled CUCM Cleaning Brush,Hard Bristle ...
Link Salt, for those well seasoned ranking schemes
A photo of a small white pumpkin, carved to look like Jack Skellington
screenshot of dodgy referrers
Screenshot of notifications on my phone from someone unsolicited sharing a Google sheets with link building
A door with pull signs, but no handles.
A pint of Guinness.
Picture of McCafferty's bar in Dublin
Arrow pointing at the close tab icon, on a screenshot of gmail in a browser
Screenshot of the MCP server in action, correctly reporting on an URL being blocked by robots.txt
Screenshot showing imgur broken for UK users
A shot of a three layered cocktail in red, yellow and green
A black car sticking out of a building wall, that it's crashed into.
screenshot of an AI overview in a google search for candour. it says: Candour (or candor in American English) refers to frankness and openness in speech or expression, and more specifically, it can mean being honest, transparent, and open when mistakes or failures occur. In the context of healthcare, particularly the NHS, the Duty of Candour is a legal and professional obligation for providers to be open and honest with patients and their families when incidents cause or could cause harm.
Screenshot of a Comet browser invite, with #JIZZ written in the corner.
A front door locked by chains and a padlock
Iggy pop in a coffin.
A screenshot of the famous apocalypse now seen but with a cat instead
A black and white cat licking someone's finger
Screenshot of a preview link on bluesky, where the words are cut off meaning the last words are "fuelling the ass"
A box of chunky kit kat chocolate bars
A picture of a black and white cat posing under a photography light.
Baldrick from the Blackadder TV show, with the leaf from a turnip poking out his mouth
The drake meme format First frame is drake turning away from the statement "use a href in an a tag" The second frame shows him pointing to and approving the statement "spawn 1,317 event listeners"
Picture of Elvira,Beetle juice, Pyramid head, Edward Scissorhands, Pinhead & Freddy Lego figures
A hi vis vest with the words "llms.txt is gud' on the back
A red flad with the words WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY
Picture of a shop called cheese cathedral
Screenshot of an ad with the title Acoustic Felt UK. Great acoustic performance underneath a pile of felt pieces in different colours.
image of the phrase FAFO (fuck around and find out) with the FA highlighted, and an arrow pointing to the FA saying you are here
a reverse card from the uno game
An animated gif of a man waving a paint brush, under a hastily painted "sorry under construction" sign.