Tankerbabe

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An Original Post-Apocalyptic Action Comedy. With Sparkles 😎 Curious peeps from a world around the corner... www.tankerbabe.com

A four-panel comic in a desert. A smiling blonde woman in a red jumpsuit raises her fists and tells a seated black-and-white dog, “Frankie! Let’s play fetch!” The dog replies that “Tee-Bee” does not play that with him. The blonde excitedly says she will get a stick, but the dog walks away, saying, “Oh, don’t bother. I’m not that fancy…” In the final panel, the dog sits in a striped deckchair wearing sunglasses and says "No ned for an umbrella cocktail stick. Just fetch me a mojito with a straw. Thanks Bug!"
A three-panel comic in a desert. In the top panel, only a woman’s booted legs are visible protruding from an open box labelled “Old World Junk #17.” Rope, handcuffs, duct tape, cable ties and a cargo strap fly from the box as a black-and-white dog watches with a question mark above its head. Below, a smiling red-haired woman holds up a cracked smartphone and says, “Frank… look what I found!” The dog frowns and replies, “Oh no! I want to read books, see friends and sleep at night… I refuse to be glued!”
A three-panel comic at a desert campsite. At sunrise, a red-haired woman and a blonde woman wake on bedrolls beside a motorbike, while a black-and-white dog remains curled in its bed, saying, “Five more minutes, Mom…” Below, the blonde woman hugs the motorbike and thanks “Belle-Belle” for standing guard. In the final panel, the red-haired woman examines black paw-print marks on her cheeks in a hand mirror and asks who painted her face. Other speech bubbles read, “What happened to the nightwatch, Belle?” and “Wank it to woof-doodles!”
A three-panel comic in a desert. In the top panel, a blonde woman in a red jumpsuit points towards the ground and repeatedly tells a standing black-and-white dog, “Sit, Frankie… sit!” Nearby, a frowning red-haired woman works through a mass of wires beside a box labelled “Tangled Earbuds.” Below, the blonde woman folds her arms and complains, “Bay-Bay… Frankie never listens to me!” In the final panel, the dog lies on a worn red armchair and replies, “That’s unfair… I do listen. I sat…”
A three-panel comic in a desert. Beside an armoured truck, a red-haired woman praises another day of giving water away, while a blonde woman raises her fists and celebrates their “happy customers.” A black-and-white dog replies, “Customers are supposed to pay for goods and services.” Below, the blonde woman presents a sack given to them by their customers labelled “Best Desert Raisins,” saying it will feed them for weeks and suggests making raisin pie, raisin soufflé and raisins on sticks. In the final panel, the dog tells the red-haired woman, “Tee-Bee, I really think she’s a dog poisoner…”
A two-panel comic. Above, an armoured tanker truck carrying a red motorbike speeds across a desert, trailing dust. Speech bubbles announce “the pirate-hunting adventures of Bay-Bay, Frankie and Fluff,” followed by a correctios naming “Tankerbabe, Frank and the Bug,” thena further correction to include "Ajax and Rebel". Below, a blonde woman in a red jumpsuit reads “Pirate Latitudes” beside a black-and-white dog while a red-haired woman drives. The blonde begins introducing their pirate-hunting adventure. The dog says, “Technically we’re the pirates,” and the driver replies, “Technically… we are just re-appropriating stolen water.”
A two-panel comic. In a garage, a red-haired woman, a blonde woman and a black-and-white dog stand before an armoured tanker carrying a motorbike. The red-haired woman asks, “We ready to rock, roll and raid?” The blonde lists restocked dog food, baked beans, water and Twinkies, but says there is no room for the “last vital supply.” Below, all three sit in a colourful American diner booth eating enormous bowls of ice cream. The dog eats from a blue bowl labelled “Sparky,” with an ice-cream cone balanced on its head.
A three-panel comic in a laundry room. A wet-haired red-haired woman walks barefoot in a towel, saying, “My clothes have been nicked!” A dog reads “The Good Boy Paradox” atop a washing machine and replies, “Maybe it was the fashion police…” A blonde woman reading “Welding for Princesses” says, “We thought we’d wash them for you, Bay-Bay!” After asking to borrow something to wear, the red-haired woman appears in a purple bodice, rainbow tutu, party hat and fluffy slippers. She asks, “Is this really the best you have, Avery?”
Inside a metal elevator a smiling blonde woman in a red jumpsuit and a red-haired woman in a long red coat stand on either side of a seated black-and-white dog. The elevator wall behind them has oversized googly eyes and a painted smile. The blonde woman says, “Frankie! You’ve got to ask…” and the red-haired woman adds, “Go on, Frank…” Rolling his eyes, the dog replies, “Oh fine… How are you today, Mr. Lift?” Then they arrive at their floor and the elevator "Dings!"
A three-panel comic inside a brightly decorated workshop labelled “Avery’s Bunk Bay.” An armoured truck fills one side while a red-haired woman stands nearby and a blonde woman in a red jumpsuit reaches greets a wall of tools, saying “Hi Renchie!”, “Hi Swannabe!” and “Hi everyone! Did you miss us?” In the lower panels, the red-haired woman calls, “Frank, are you coming?” A black-and-white dog lays its head wistfully on the truck’s open side window and replies, “Give me a minute… I’m having a moment with my ex-window.”
A two-panel comic. The upper panel shows an enormous red tanker ship labelled “Galatea’s Promise” resting in a vast, dimly lit underground cavern, surrounded by ridged earth and rock pillars. Below, a blonde woman in a red jumpsuit wipes tears from her face while seated inside a vehicle cab. A black-and-white dog lies between her and a smiling red-haired driver. The blonde woman says, “She’s so beautiful!” The dog replies, “Yeah… That’s why she’s buried underground…”
A two-panel comic set in a desert. Above, a blonde woman searches with binoculars while a red-haired woman holding another pair sniffs beneath her raised arm. A black-and-white dog says, “It’s a slow delivery week. Maybe we should head back to The Promise. Someone could use a shower…” Below, the red-haired woman drives an armoured vehicle, the dog sits between the seats, and the smiling blonde woman takes the other window seat. The dog asks, “Why does she always get the window seat now?”
In the top panel, a red-haired woman points a revolver at a watermelon while saying, “Bang! Bang!” A blonde woman in a red jumpsuit tells her she is not firing bullets and offers to fix the gun. In the lower-left panel, the red-haired woman replies, “Nothing wrong with Carmina. I just don’t like wasting ammo. Or dinner!” The final panel shows a dog wearing a chef’s hat beside a partially eaten watermelon, saying, “Though… a little lead does make melon rather tastily picante…”
A red-haired woman in a long red coat kneels beside a red-and-black motorbike, polishing its fuel tank with a cloth. An open toolbox, bottles and a tin labelled “Wax” sit on the rocky desert ground. She says, “Oh, Belle… If only we could buff out the bad in people with bike wax…” A speech bubble pointing towards the motorbike contains a light bulb, a hammer and an exploding-head emoji.
A two-panel comic in a rocky desert. In the first panel, a red-haired woman sits on a boulder reading “Marcus Aurelius: Meditations” while a black-and-white dog walks past, asking why an unseen female follows him. The woman replies, “Be nice, Frank. She’s never seen a real dog before, let alone a talking one.” In the second panel, a smiling blonde woman in a red jumpsuit runs towards them, calling, “Frankie! What about Scrabble? I’ve got a great seven letter ‘moopoop!’” The dog walks away, saying, “For paw’s sake…”
A red-haired woman in a long red coat balances on one leg atop a red motorbike in a desert. Winking, she holds an open book titled “TB’s Fun Puns,” balances a floral teapot on her head and holds a revolver upright on one finger. A speech bubble beside the motorbike contains a balance-scales symbol. A black-and-white dog walks away while rolling its eyes and says, “I’m a talking dog… but sometimes I don’t have the words.”
A red-haired woman in a long red coat stands excitedly with both fists raised beside an armoured truck in a rocky desert. She says, “Frank, I’ve got a new great idea!” A black-and-white dog sits nearby, looking upwards with an open book titled “Philosophy for Doggies.” The dog replies, “For the love of paws, Tee-Bee… It’s always ‘make the world better.’” A red binder labelled “Best Laid Plan #23” rests on the truck’s bonnet, and a small red teddy bear hangs from its front grille.
A multi-panel comic page shows a red-haired woman confronting two uniformed men beside a blue tanker truck in a desert. Later, the men kneel beside her, one stripped to trousers and bandages. She says water “stolen from the sky” should be free. The injured man identifies her as “Babrielle Ryde” and mentions a bounty; she corrects him: “It’s Bay-brielle Ryde.” After releasing them, one draws a knife. She shoots him, becoming blood-spattered. At night, she dances badly beside a campfire, armoured truck, motorbike and resting dog.
A multi-panel comic page introduces a red-haired woman in a long red coat, a black-and-white dog, a red motorbike and an armoured tanker truck in a desert. She smokes beside them, then rides the motorbike after a blue Water4all tanker. A uniformed man shoots at her before she fires back, leaps alongside the cab and says, “Open Sesame!” She attaches a hissing red device to the truck as the men inside shout for help.
A red-haired woman in a red military-style coat and fingerless gloves smiles and winks while holding up a white mug. Her other hand rests on her hip. The mug reads “NO PAIN, NO RAIN” above a sun-and-raincloud symbol. Two blue teardrop markings and a red heart tattoo decorate her face and chest. Against the blue background, speech bubbles read: “Welcome, Scroller! Rest those thumbs and stay awhile…”