That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀

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Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her. 🕷🌱🍁

A plate of spaghetti, meatballs, sauce, and shredded cheese sitting on a black countertop with a coffee maker, a retro kitchen canister set, and an orange insulated coffee carafe stand behind the plate.
Silver colored Guillotine earrings lay flat on the open palm of my great big German man-hand.
NGL message: "I like how you never try too hard but somehow still end up being the most interesting person there"
NGL message says, "why you playing hard to get"
NGL Anonymous message says, "every time we talk now it feels a little shorter, like we're both holding back what we actually wanna say"
NGL question "What do you love about yourself?"
NGL message says "you're my biggest crush this year ngl"
NGL asks "Would you date someone like me?"
NGL message: my parents really like you
NGL asks, "How's things, yo?"
Microsoft teams chat. Person one types, "Kind of like the donuts... I was going to buy the last six Krispy Kreme and then at the last second this lady came up and bought the last six!" Person two, me, responds in all caps, "fate. destiny." An additional response from me underneath says in all caps, "coincidence!"
Picture taken looking down into a used coffee mug that has a tiny amount of coffee forming a circle, and some scattered coffee grounds.
A private message sent via Facebook says, "Hi" followed by an emoji of a man waving with a smile on his face. The message continues, "if I was you, I'd watch your mouth you fucking ugly cunt slut or it will get sliced out! Fucking dirty ugly slut
The couple who climbed the Empire State Building and got engaged. The woman is in her twenties, looks lean and strong, and is wearing black pants, a black tank top, what looks to be a black collar, and a black knitted hat with cat ears and eye holes, the eye holes rolled up above her forehead. The man is also lean and strong, with very short dark hair that's been clipped close to his scalp. His facial hair is also clipped close. Both have green eyes and are shown slightly from above, looking up at the camera. It appears they're standing in an elevator.
A black crow is surrounded by grass and a couple of barely open dandelion flowers. The crow has two peanuts in their beak.
Young julie andrews wearing a dress with a long sleeved blouse underneath, is sitting in a mountain meadow, surrounded by small children. It is a scene from the movie "The sound of music," and she's singing to the children.
An illustration from an older looking book. The illustration is in black ink on white paper, and depicts a man lying on his back with his legs raised over his head as if he's almost folded in half, and his legs are spread wide apart. He is lying on the floor of a shower, and the shower head is streaming water down onto his groin area. The print below the image states to: shower lower abdomen and thighs, pelvic region for a long time. Turn over and shower all of back from neck to heels thoroughly, also sides, then raise legs and let shower strike over rectum, lower back, groins and inside the legs.
Screenshot of a blurb I wrote in 2013 in recognition of pride. The contents of the blurb are too long to fit here, and so they can be found in the attached thread.
A photograph taken out of a car window on a rainy day depicts wet pavement and surrounding traffic, and a tall glass and concrete building with bold white lettering outside that reads in all caps, "ULTRAWHITE CLINIC"
Two tan, brown, and gray partridges are shown near a small flat paving brick, where they're eating bird seed that I leave out for them.
A beautiful female mallard duck stands in scruffy grass and dandelions.
Photo of a mommy mallard duck and five babies swimming in a body of water. They're swimming away from the camera, and are surrounded by dried reeds poking up out of the water, and the surrounding trees reflected therein.
Prescription bottle of fampyra, a potassium channel blocker.
A close up of a medication label that indicates the dose should be taken every 12 hours, and on an empty stomach, 1 hour before or 2 to 3 hours after meals.
A very blurry photo shown looking Upward at the subject, a middle-aged Caucasian woman facing left and shown from the shoulders up, with brown hair and a pink top, and red framed glasses. The photo is extremely blurry, which makes it look as if the woman is moving fast.
Movie poster for the old movie, "Kingdom of the Spiders." A man holding a flaming torch appears to be shouting in frustration. He's dressed head to toe in denim, also known as the Alberta Tuxedo. Beneath him a scene depicts people going crazy while surrounded by tarantulas.
Michelle and Barack Obama lightly embracing in an informal portrait on a black background. Barack is wearing a white shirt, gray tie, and darker gray blazer, while Michelle wears a red sweater with black detailed trim around the edges. Both are smiling
Video of an orange and gray paving stone sidewalk outside a downtown brick office building, where two adult Canada geese are waddling along, accompanied by 5 or 6 babies.
The view above a reception desk where "4D Neurosciences Clinic Reception" appears in black print on a white bulkhead that's gently lit from a gap between the bulkhead and the tile ceiling. A semi-orbital mirror mounted on the ceiling reflects the room below in a fisheye lens fashion.
Image of a weather notification that should say "Rain likely to start soon." Because of a small piece of ash covering part of the capital R in "rain" the notification appears to read "Pain likely to start soon."
Color photo of two Hungarian partridges, also known as Gray partridges. They are smaller than domestic chickens and are overall a grayish Brown with speckled wings of brown, tan, and gray. Their heads are reddish brown, and the male has a dark patch on his abdomen that I call a bow tie, which the female does not have. These two are packing seeds in rough looking grass, beneath a bird feeder in my yard.
A screenshot of a conversation on Microsoft teams. One person says, "Same with my little shit! She has been sick for a few days and last night I started to feel shitty but I loaded up last night on zinc, vit C, and some echinacea! Feel better today." Below that, my response says, "I loaded up on sour cola gummies. We are not the same."
Plant-based replacement chicken, formed into a chicken shaped loaf. Not a live chicken shape, the shape of a bird ready to roast, sliced in half vertically so you get half a chicken. It's lying on a green cutting board, ready to be diced.
Screenshot of my bluesky notifications, showing that three accounts have blocked me in the past hour and a half.
A shiny new white bathroom sink with new chrome fixtures against a light beige countertop.
Large green ceramic frog with a stoic expression on his green face. He's about a foot tall.
Screenshot of a cell phone screen dated Friday March 20th. The background is gray and icons are blurred. White letters in the center read, "no notifications"
The famous painting by Norman Rockwell, entitled freedom of speech
Two back paws and a front paw of a tuxedo cat are shown from below, overhanging the raised cat bed attached to my work desk.
Eight tubular packages of soup mixes in an open cardboard box. There are four different varieties, and the ingredients are layered within the plastic tubes. At the bottom is a bouillon powder, followed by dried rice, then lentils, then a different brown rice, then beans or peas depending on the soup type, and then dried vegetables and seasonings.
Video is zoomed in on two Hungarian partridges, a male and a female. They are kicking and pecking their way through snow to find seeds that have spilled from the bird feeder above. It's mid evening, starting to get dark, so the birds are seen mainly in silhouette.
Photo of Amazon link to teddy bear plushie made of material that can be colored on with markers, and then washed completely clean.
A large sign depicting two green elevators with a large natural wood banner that reads "Welcome to Balzac." The sign is located in balzac, alberta, Canada.
Closeup of a handsome brown, grey and black tabby cat with partially white face and feet. He is lying curled up and asleep atop his carpeted cat tree platform. Behind him, a window reveals a wintery view of a suburban neighbourhood at night, from the upstairs window.
A close up of a Caucasian thumb tip, index finger, and middle finger against a denim background. The middle finger has a tiny cut near the tip, inflicted by a nervous new family member, Marley the cat. That's what I get for trying to force him to love me. I will learn nothing from this.
An extremely handsome tabby and white cat is seen from the front sitting on a shelf with his head turned to the side.
Screenshot of a headline from "The Street" states "McDonald's expected to bring back beloved childhood favorite in 2026. Posted one day ago. McDonald's is reportedly reviving a nostalgic collaboration that will surprise long-time fans in 2026."
A very fancy 1956 Jaguar XK140 shown from the front, stopped at an intersection. The car is a rich cream color with chrome bumper and rims, and various headlights.
3.5g package of Peach Rizz milled sativa flower.
Woman in her 60s with poofy short 1980s hair and wearing a leather jacket, holding handcuffs.
Black silhouette of a person riding a triceratops, covered in a circle with a diagonal line through it. The text below the image reads "don't ride the dinosaur"
Heading: What is the difference between Michael and Micheal? AI overview: the main difference is that Michael is the common English spelling, while Micheal is often a misspelling, though it can also be an Irish or Scottish Gaelic variant spelling of the name. Both names have the same pronunciation, but Michael is the overwhelmingly more common and standard spelling in English speaking countries.
A bag of Old Dutch Mexican Chili chip flavour with the word "discontinued" stamped over it in blue font.
A black coffee mug depicting the terrible person Charlie kirk, with the words rest in peace Charlie printed above and below the image. Behind him, a pair of hands clasped in prayer. The foundation color of the mug is as black as was Charlie Kirk's heart.
A serious looking tuxedo cat with green eyes and attentive ears sits with two computer monitors in the background.
Two 3D printed female jumping spiders. Both are iridescent purple and blue. The small jumping spider is perched on the head of the larger jumping spider.
Image depicts frontal view of a shark with its mouth wide open. Shark is flanked on both sides by an orca that looks to be chatting up a storm. The caption says, "When two people are talking to me at the same time".
Person's arm shown from the side with a tattoo of a zebra jumping spider above the elbow.
7-year-old white 3 kinds of terrier and pug cross.
2.5 cm long, straight, partially healed and partially blistering sore on the outer side of my left elbow.