Derek B

@tanpants.bsky.social

375 Followers 442 Following

delightful, Oregonian, delightful Oregonian

DR. SPACEMAN
Andy Card whispering to a dummy, who's reading My Pet Goat to children on 9/11
McConaughey during his closing argument in A TIME TO KILL
From Reddit - She's such a famous country star that her wiki page doesn't even have a discography. Truly worthy of being spoken of in the same breath as Reba McEntire and Bonnie Raitt. Reply: She has under 6,000 monthly listeners on Spotify. For reference, HATEBEAK is a Baltimore death metal band whose lead vocalist is an African Grey Parrot named Waldo that has more than double that.
"XSpaces speaker & AI music creator"
"US millionaire big-game hunter dies after being crushed by elephants" via The Guardian
Guardian article headline: "Will RFK Jr's podcast actually address Americans' public health concerns?"
Wasteman, Untold: Chess Mates. Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie, and Dead Man's Wire
Bill Mitchell on Twitter, circa March 28th, 2020: "Diarrhea kills 1.8 million a year. ONE POINT EIGHT MILLION. Where's my diarrhea check?"
WaPo profile titled "Adam Carolla never wanted to be the conservative comedian. Yet here he is." Carolla is a douche.
Redditor "DingleJingle" post: "The bad news is I'm going to lose all my money, the good news is we are all getting drafted so I have a job lined up!"
Ate we the baddies?
Movie poster for The Social Network
Jerri Blank & Chuck Noblet