Tash Dee

@tashdee.bsky.social

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30+, minors get off my lawn

$43.99 90L large tote made of shiny black material being tugged by one handle by someone wearing jeans, boots, and a buttoned sweater standing in front of concrete steps
One of the responses from vanweezwer was "search the room with my fleshlight" and OP ran with the response: "You attempt to fuck the flashlight, mistaking it for a flashlight, and die from electrocution." Reply: "I got further than I expected." OP: "It's an honest mistake"
Bloody Mary in a tall glass with black salt crystals on the rim. Suspended over the glass on cocktail forks is half a deviled egg with artfully extruded yolk. Should we each order 1 or split it?
"Kiss of the Enchantress" by Victorian painter, Isobel Lilian Gloag which depicts a nude creature - whose top half is a woman and bottom half is a snake - embracing and kissing (on the lips, ya perv) a knight dressed in armor and robes on the grassy banks of a river.
Man standing at parade rest in front of a brick building wearing a uniform made of serge fabric and a goofy knit cap. You judge for yourself whether he'd enjoy being called Serge
Pink neon lettered artwork by Alicia Eggert with words in parentheses flashing on/off: THIS (PRESENT) MOMENT USED TO BE THE (UNIMAGINABLE) FUTURE
Altered Carbon - Man standing with his back facing viewer at a railing looking out over a cyberpunk-ish neon cityscape. Yeah, it's Joel Kinnaman at his peak body but that was just icing on the cupcake.