Taylor Sloan

@taylorsloan.me

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Flight medic, podcaster, and maker. Occasional writer of things and taker of photos. Neurodivergent. Just trying to be chaotic good in a neutral evil world. 🏴 Friend to 🇵🇸🇮🇪☀️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) 👨‍💻 https://taylorsloan.me

Juvenile female praying mantis hanging upside down from a window sill.
Screenshot of the following copypasta: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
A meme with the screen grab of Dale Gribble from King Of The Hill with the original caption “someone is.” Dale is holding a cigarette and wearing a ski mask under his orange hat, which has been altered with an anarchy symbol instead of the usual logo. The meme upper text reads “Them: you’re really going to die for drag queens and queer folk?”
A bar graph from BBC showing January 2025 as the hottest January on record.
A picture taken of the screen of a baby monitor. The image on the monitor is grayscale infrared night vision. Prominently you can see two cats staring directly at the camera with their eyes glowing white and an expression on Solomon’s (foreground) face says “Randy… did you know that thing could fuckin’ move?”
A screen grab of a TikTok shop page showing what is very clearly a firearm suppressor labeled as a “fuel filter thread adapter”
Two tabby cats are pictured. One is laying down on the back of a couch looking out a large window casually. The other is standing up on his back paws with his front paws on the window looking out much more seriously.
Still from the film “Full Metal Jacket” showing a character with his head angled slightly downward and his eyes pointed directly at the camera.
My two brown tabby cats are sitting butt-to-butt on a green blanket laid over the back of a couch. They are looking out the window to my front yard where a maple tree’s leaves have started to turn gold and red.
A still image from the SNL skit mentioned showing Chris Farley, Robert Smigel, Mike Myers, and George Wendt wearing aviator sunglasses and Chicago Bears apparel. They are sitting around a table drinking beers.
A monarch butterfly is resting on the leaf of a dandelion on the ground with its wings spread out.
Cartoon of Homer Simpson pouring bleach into his eyes.
A large black and gray laptop charge is resting on a white countertop and is plugged into an outlet on the wall behind the counter. The dimensions are just right so that side of the charger that is plugged into is flush with the wall and the bottom of the charger is resting perfectly on the counter, each at a 90 degree angle to the other. It is unbelievably satisfying.
Print from the 19th century showing Luddites destroying textile machinery with hammers and axes.
A photo of a baby laying in a hospital bassinet, sleeping. She’s swaddled in a blanket, has a pink and blue bow on her head, and there is a card above her head that says “Molly.”
A sign on a beige door with the text “notice” in a blue field at the top, a RF field safety symbol below it, and text below that which says “radio frequency fields beyond this point may exceed the FCC general public exposure limit. Obey all posted signs and site guidelines for working in radio frequency environments.”
A picture of a thin, suitcase-shaped, plastic hardware container labeled sitting on a wooden workbench. There is a label on the front of the handle that says “ass fasteners.”
Picture taken facing south from the 57th floor of Salesforce Tower in Chicago showing the buildings (including Sears Tower) and the Chicago River.
My two brown tabby cats, Randy and Solomon, are sitting together on a grey couch cushion. They are facing each other and sniffing each others faces.
My two brown tabby cats are laying on a bed in the sunshine. Both are curled up in “croissant” formation, each with a paw sticking out on top of the other one’s paw. It’s disgustingly cute.
A still of King of the Hill character Dale Gribble. He is holding a cigarette and has a balaclava over his face. He’s wearing a hat with the anarchy “A” symbol. Meme text at the top says “Them: You’re really going to die for drag queens and queer folk?” The bottom text says “Someone is.”
A screenshot of a tweet from ADL's official account, posted on January 20, 2025, at 4:52 PM. The tweet discusses the political climate, urging people to give grace and the benefit of the doubt. It mentions that Elon Musk made an awkward gesture in enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, acknowledging heightened sensitivities. The message calls for unity, healing, and taking a breath during tense times.
Senator Bernie Sanders sitting on the US Capitol steps during the Biden inauguration, wearing a thick winter coat and wool mittens.
A meme with a photo of an opossum screaming at a bald eagle over a large animal carcass that has decayed to bones, set in a snow-covered woods. The meme caption reads: “I struggle to articulate my political stance sometimes, but this picture of a possum [sic] screaming at a bald eagle pretty much sums it up.”
Two brown tabby cats are laying in the sun on a sofa cushion with their faces touching.
A view from the top of Post Alley in Pike Place Market looking down the alley. People can be seen further down the alley, including two people holding rainbow umbrellas.
The neon signs for Pike Place Market in Seattle reading “Public Market Center” and “Farmers Market” illuminated and reflecting on the wet brick street.
The Space Needle rises from the bottom of the picture to the top, set against a cloudy blue sky.
My brown tabby cat is laying on his back on the couch with his head laying on top of my hand. He is making a goofy face and you can see his tongue and teeth.
A black and brown “tortoise” cat is sitting on a gravel path outside of a white stucco home with a green bench and tropical foliage in the background.
Two shorthair tabby cats sitting next to each other on top of a blanket.