the haver of it🔞

@taylortitmouse.bsky.social

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he/him | erotic author/illustrator | books @ http://taylor-titmouse.itch.io | http://patreon.com/taylortitmouse play joker's trip https://clown-control.itch.io/jokers-trip business inquiries: taylor.titmouse@gmail.com

crop of chestnut in a tentacle pile
a very tired office lady drawn in digital watercolors
i literally think about that one drawing you did of vester and anapaite with the sticky buns every time i buy a costco rotisserie chicken. every time. without fail
apple pie the gnome from applecore
a sea troll and a nomadic troll both point at a butthole. the sea troll refers to it as nāupāta, meaning back door. the nomadic troll refers to it as nāuruwo, meaning back way.
will ferrel and sasha baron cohen kissing at the end of talladega nights
goblina getting her brains fucked out presumably, because it's cropped
grid of fantasy fuckworld creatures indicating that everything can breed except for gnomes who can only breed with each other
close in crop of zircon kissing anapaite's boob
atra menta but she's little and under a microscope
anapaite presents a basket of eggs to prince vester, as he imagines the image above. "Laid just this morning, still warm!"
patreon exit survey screenshot "I find it really quite tactless how you've been speaking about people who like a different piece of media than you - calling them "pigs" dude? really?
crop of chique with their legs above their head
screenshot of a reply guy saying "i'm not talking about authorial intent, i'm talking about explicit stuff that's in the book, don't try to create a false dichotomy"
The first boss they fight is called The Hoarder, "a human woman, about 35 years old, enormously fat. She wore a filthy and ripped T-shirt and no bra, and her skin was covered in open sores and scabs. A blue pair of sweatpants with the word 'PINK' along the leg appeared to be stretched to their limits. Her black hair clung to her head in clumps." She has been made 15 feet tall and vomits giant cockroaches, and pleads for help in Spanish. Carl immediately decides he has no choice but to punch her in the face to death. Then he goes to the Tutorial Guild to learn about bosses.
THE BATHHOUSE by taylor titmouse. anapaite brushes her hair in the foreground as osmund looms behind her.
vester as a palomino unicorn and osmund as a standard pretty white unicorn
"do you have any feedback about your subscription?" and the first response is PLEASE in all caps
crop of a harpy presumably fucking cadogan