Taztaroth: Not taking the night shift

@taztaroth.bsky.social

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NSFW! 36yo. Furry! Recreational hypno-switch, writer, and illustrator obsessed with brain drain (aka IQ play), mpreg, transformation and bare thighs. He/Him. Header: @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social

An infographic of an anthropomorphic long-tailed weasel in a suit who is holding up a flashlight. His name is Roman Bustle, his age is 29, his occupation is security guard, and his species is long tailed weasel.
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Falco Lombardi and Fox McCloud from Star Fox both wearing glowing visors.
A screencap from e621 in which user joelyuli replies to a piece I commissioned with "wtf is this scenario."
Furry art commission. A lion in a jersey (Vince) is hit by a magic starburst changing him into cotton candy. His body starts to turn into a spiraling cone, his left arm in particular being sucked into the shape, as his mane grows into an oversized square blob. The part where his transforming arm ends exposes the hollowness of the cone. His expression is one of shock.
Furry art commission. A Tasmanian devil (Liam) in a tank top and pants leans on his ice cream vendor cart and raises his leg in an effeminate fashion to the displeasure of a lion (Vince) in swim trunks. Liam has a sarcastic smile but his tail bristles aggressively. Vince scowls and makes a fist. Liam says "I'm sorry, should I stand like this so you don't confuse me for one of the straights, you jackass?"
A panther (Dayton) in a collared shirt and pants talks with a cheetah (Laura) in a skirt and vest as they work their shift at a clothing store. Both cats hold price guns in one hand. Dayton holds up a pinstripe blouse saying "Pinstripes are going to be big this year. Everyone is excited about that movie with the demon who shows up when you call his name." Laura makes a face as she stares at a plaid sock, responding with "I'm just glad plaid season is over. Gross..."
Still from The Simpsons episode "Bart Gets an Elephant" featuring a sign that reads "See the Elephant: $1; Ride the Elephant: $2.
Furry art commission. A lion music student (Henry) wearing a dress shirt and pants practices playing the saxophone while his eyes are focused on a bandstand.
Furry art commission. A horse programmer (Don) wearing pants and a sweater takes a business call in front of a desk with three desktop monitors while drafting a programming script on the middle screen. His left leg raised, the horse says into the phone: "Yeah, CPUbers? They use that new 'GenAI' stuff. Zero proofreading and zero effort. If you know anyone else who got scammed by them, send them to me. I'll give 'em a discount!" His tail is neatly tied with a hairband.
Storyboard from an early version of Zootopia in which Clawhauser, Finnick, and a badger leap out of a field of wheat. Clawhauser and the badger are nude, while Finnick is wearing a diaper.
Furry art commission. A lion (Henry) and a panther (Dayton) wearing red Speedos and holiday accessories shamble mindlessly past a tiger (Rainerio) in a green Speedo and a cougar (Troy) in a Speedo with a candy-cane pattern. A cheetah (Mako) in a green sling bikini and a second lion (Verne) in a red Speedo are similarly mesmerized ahead of them. All four cats are in a hypnotic trance with vacant expressions on their faces, some wide-eyed, some half-lidded, but Henry's looking particularly unfocused. Dayton wears a green elf's collar, Henry wears a headband with felt antlers, and Rainerio wears a Santa hat and a bell tied to his tail. Everyone except Henry is drooling, with Dayton's string of saliva swaying as he walks. A cigarette butt and beer can are littered on the ground. Ahead of them, Mako shuffles about while looking up, his leg bent to suggest walking around in a circle. His Borat-style banana hammock is adorned with mistletoe right above the bulge. Verne has a sash of tinsel around his chest, and unlike the other cats staring up, his head is slumped down so that his mane obscures his vacant stare.
Dekadin from The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
Furry art commission. Two gingerbread cookies, a panther (Dayton) and a lion (Henry) are suspended in midair. They have their arms up and have blank, gentle expressions and indents where their navels should be. Cartoony smoke, magic sparkles, and a "POOF!" sound effect make it clear these gingerbread jungle cats are actually people turned into cookies by magic.
Furry art commission. Part 1 of 2. A Tasmanian devil (Liam) sitting on a park bench with a canned drink in hand swats at a tick that just bit him on the neck.