The Big Bad Wolf

@tbbw1.bsky.social

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Werewolf, Writer, Gourmand, Guy I've run a Seattle-based furry food group for over nine years now. @TiesAndTails.bsky.social Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tbbw1/

Peter Lorre in Casablanca, wearing a white dinner tuxedo with a black tie.
Principal Big Bad Wolf going "Rawr," from Ever After High.
From the movie Hudson Hawk; Richard E Grant as Darwin Mayflower stands on a table and pumps his fists as he screams, "World Domination!" while Sandra Bernhardt as Minerva Mayfair looks on. In the background, David Caruso as Kit and Kat pretend to be wrestling statues.
From The Warriors: The Baseball Furies. A group of men in unlabeled Mets baseball uniforms with disturbing face paint.
1960's Alka-Seltzer commercial with Speedy singing the song while tabs are dropped into a glass of water.
A man holds up a baby and kisses it. The caption reads, "The wonderful smell of a baby." The bottom image is of a man holding a pot lid and inhaling deeply.
The Big Bad Wolf, whispering at the door of the house made of sticks, "Little pig, little pig, let me in."
The Big Bad Wolf Werewolf, Writer, GOURMAND, Guy I've run a Seattl-based furry food group for over nine years now.
My Roomba's name is Trundlebot (from RoboRally).
Mermaid Sisters from Carole & Tuesday
John Oliver as Zee in General Hospital, meme saying, "Let me put this in a language you can understand." "Hugh Jackman was the sexiest werewolf to ever grace the silver screen." In the next panel, he's slapped by An American Werewolf In London fans. He stares at her dismissively from the fifth panel, because he knows he's right.
"You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention." From Django Unchained
The movie poster for "(S)he's just not that into you."
A still frame from the short "Closet Cases Of The Nerd Kind." Three "researchers" are trying to figure out what the aliens are saying, because they keep sending the same thing, "3.14159..."
A chart saying 6% of Americans think they could beat a werewolf in an unarmed fight.
The scene from Evangelion where Shinji is guilt-tripped into piloting the EVA. Except the caption reads, "Watch CSPAN, Anna. Or the rest of us will have to."
A 13 Orphans hand just missing either 1 Man and East.
Thor and Reiner going at it hard and heavy, but the action has been cut off below the pecs to avoid Bsky censorship. 😁🐺
Wdwune from Hunter x Hunter who had his name forcibly changed by Ging just so they could properly spell Greed Island. He's still upset.
What time on July 4th, what's the address, and what do you want people to bring? For dinner, so 4 pm.
A real wolf, dancing on its back legs, in front of a pack of wolves.
A pic of the ratio on Slates shitty article, "Was The LGBTQ+ Movement's Pursuit Of Visibility A Mistake?" 47 Likes vs 1,400 comments and 900 quote-skeets.
Someone cropped the sig off this amazing piece of art. A tiger with heavy gold chains holding his Ferrari keys is "cooking" in th kitchen.
The scene in The Grifters where Angelica Huston is forced to fill a pillowcase with oranges before her mob boss beats her with it.
A spam quarantine email letting me know my filter had caught an email titled, in all caps, "YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU."
A screenshot from the internet video joke Too Many Cooks with the title card and a Brady Bunch pack of 36 people looking at each other.
A pot of champurrado and a wolf mug on the stove.
The infamous lawnmower shot from Peter Jackson's Dead-Alive (aka Braindead) with the hero standing in the backlit foyer while holding a lawnmower with its blades pointing at the horse of rampaging zombies.