Tom Ceraulo

@tceraulo.bsky.social

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Wrote for “30 Rock”, haven’t done much of note since but I’m avail. Abolish ICE.

Turtler 3/23/94 Trax - Charlottesville, VA SET 1: Rhombus of Celebration >Queen Maureen, Doves Don't Cry (Prince You Lie), Potato Plato>Humpty Dance jam~>Same Old Lamo, Uvula# SET 2: Uvula, Hem of the Hatter's Vest, Porno Pie, Regis Philbin> Season of the Witch^>Mordecai>Victim of Changes+, Burp> The Cyclops>Fist Salad! E: Thimble of Hope, Quinn the Eskimo* ~ featuring Toad on hubcaps # incomplete; band marches offstage at the 27th minute of the kazoo jam, still playing • band marches onstage continuing the kazoo jam and completes song ^ Donovan cover, sung by Chef the guitar tech in his native Portuguese + Judas Priest cover, featuring Elf on flapamba * Bob Dylan & the Band cover
Turtler 7/19/98 Raceway Park, Englishtown, NJ (Closing Night of Thing 2 Festival) SET 1: Polenta>Born to Be Wild jam~, Sixteen Months>Glue Stick>Anhinga (Weird Bird), Mordecai, Hexagon^ SET 2*: Fuckwind> The Potato, Legions of Thunk, Gathering of the Corporals> The Cyclops, Hem of the Hatter's Vest, Niles' Ride, Rhombus of Celebration SET 3: Regis Philbin>Devon Rex>Bill Laimbeer>Devon Rex>Regis Philbin, Closing Time' E: I|I Bill ~ callback to last night's legendary setlong performance of the Steppenwolf cover ^ sung by Thing, a crude sock puppet that Toad operated and way-too-proudly claimed to have made himself over the course of the tour * set comprised of the Legions of Thunk Suite (minus the "Deep Fry!" interlude in "The Potato" for obvious reasons), including Lance's narration, which tonight features a 24-minute tangent regarding Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa ' Leonard Cohen cover, first time played, sung by Elf in a robot voice
Kilgore (Robert Duvall) speaking on the beach as bombs are falling in APOCALYPSE NOW
Turtler 7/30/96 Cabooze, Minneapolis, MN SET 1: Fibula, Wizards of Ooze, Your Own Filth>Red Hot Mama jam#>FDIC, Camarillo Brillo*, Trace>Ill Bill>, Immigrant Song% SET 2: Selenium> Holy Guacamole!^> Devon Rex, Porno Pie>Excrete, Useless Truths, Lumps of Glory>Harm's Way>Fuckwind E: Dear Mr. Fantasy~ # Elf on potato peeler and dried snake carcass; featuring a prominent "Quinn the Eskimo" tease * Frank Zappa cover - first time played since 7/30/86, the first-ever Turtler show; Lance tells the crowd about how the band wouldn't exist without the song, then goes into a lengthy, bitter rant about breakfast cereals he claims to have invented % Led Zeppelin cover, performed shirtless with entire band on bouzouki and vocals ^ featuring a vocal jam based around the name "Tommy Lasorda" (the Dodgers manager retired earlier in the day) ~ Traffic cover, first time played since 7/30/86
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A minute of Cameron Winter performing “The Rolling Stones” at the Palace Theatre in Downtown Los Angeles, 12/13/25
Marquee of the Palace Theatre in Downtown Los Angeles reading “CAMERON WINTERS” (sic)
Diane Keaton, looking iconic while seated with her legs crossed in the 70s♥️
Headline of Pitchfork column: “Why Is TikTok Overflowing With Al Country Music Erotica?”
A “Fiction Horizon” headline: “All 18 ‘Rocky’ Actors That Have Sadly Passed Away” - pictured are Burt Young, Carl Weathers, and Burgess Meredith
My New York Times Best Movies of the 21st Century Ballot. Films are: MORVERN CALLAR, INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS, ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD, WENDY AND LUCY, MULHOLLAND DRIVE, THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL, MOONLIGHT, I’M NOT THERE, IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE, and PHANTOM THREAD.
New York Times Headline and Subheadline: RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary, shared photos of himself and his grandchildren swimming in waters that handle sewer overflow.
Yo La Tengo performing in their standard format (James bass, Georgia drums, Ira guitar) at the Novo in downtown Los Angeles, Thursday, May 8, 2025
Morgan Wallen’s Instagram story post: a shot of a private jet and the caption “Get me to God’s country”
The VP of the U.S. looking like a tool in Greenland
Gillian Welch, David Rawlings, and bassist Paul Kowert perform at the Wiltern Theatre in Los Angeles, March 7, 2025
Elon Musk tweet reply to Mike Cernovich: “I am constantly insulted on this platform”