Wardy™

@tdward.bsky.social

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Revered globally by world leaders and citizens alike.

It's me, hi. Just a man, walking in some woods.
Grey hoodie, graphic design in blue of a skull wearing sunglasses, with text that says in caps "I just want to eat crisps". It's fucking rad.
Spider from Coronation Street
Ronaldinho and Ronaldo driving their little buggy at the World Cup final
Dougal from Father Ted in a full matador outfit
A London book shop, which was used for the external shots of the sitcom Black Books
Dougal from Father Ted wearing loads of matador stuff
Hannah Waddingham absolutely bang up for it, yelling COME ON ENGLAND
Geri and Mel C in England shirts, cheering. In what looks like an airport duty free
Robbie Williams in a 1998 England shirt
Jill Scott yeling Fuck Off at a German opponent during the Euro final
Stormzy, England shirt
Pint of lager on a table
I don't know what to tell you. It's an AI generated man in a short sleeve beige shirt, with a red tie. But, imagine where the breast pocket would be. Now imagine pinching the middle of the pocket and stretching it across the tie to opposite side of the shirt, and buttoning it down.
Louis van Gaal, perennial Dutch manager, at a press conference. The caption says "I use the word horny, a lot."
Sweep, of Sooty and Sweep, driving his rad as fuck bone car.