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33 nb they/them dork Final Fantasy, other JRPGs, writing, animals 💛🤍💜🖤/❤️💜💙 Just trying to survive

A three panel meme using Simpsons scenes. First: Moe tosses Barney out of his bar. Second: Moe is starting to put his hands down onto his hips. Third: Moe now has his hands on his hips, and Barney has appeared behind him, inside the bar.

FF7Rebirth: Barret says, "You got some weird friends, man."

FF7Rebirth: Aerith asks, "Do you remember the first time we met?" The options are "Nope.", "You shoved a flower at me.", & "The church, right?"

FF7Rebirth: Cloud is standing in the inn room in Under Junon, looking at Aerith and a glowing purple treasure chest.

FF7Rebirth: Cloud et. al are on the previously noted square platform. They are being attacked by a monster.

Cloud stands on a cliff, overlooking a suspiciously square platform floating suspiciously on the sea.

FF7Rebirth: Barret and Red XIII are in a crystalline cave.

FF7Rebirth: Beck's Badasses are laying on the ground, playing dead.

FF7Rebirth: Chadley says, "I suppose it falls to me to make MAI's presence more tolerable.

FF7Rebirth: Chadley says, "The protorelic does not appear to be at your location..."

FF7Rebirth: Cloud overlooks a cape, out to the sea. To his right, admiring the view together, are Aerith and Tifa.

FF7Rebirth: Cloud looks absolutely flummoxed by what he's seeing.

FF7Rebirth: A koala-like Moogle Merchant says, "Welcome to our moogle emporium!"

FF7Rebirth: In the harsh wastelands around Midgar are five white and brown bunnies.

FF7Rebirth: Cloud is holding his Whatsamacalling, which is displaying a holographic screen. The screen has a girl with white hair and blue eyes. She introduces herself, "I am your personal Monster Assessment Instrument. But since that's a mouthful, you can call me "MAI"!"

FF7Rebirth: Cloud has very thoroughly trounced Vash in a game of Queen's Blood.

FF7Rebirth: Chadley is here. He says, "What a pleasant surprise!"

FF7Rebirth: A selling screen showing the Cushion, allowing you to use broken-down rest stops.

FF7Rebirth: The SP leveling screen.

FF7Rebirth: Aerith points at herself and asks, "Does that make me a dumbass?"

FF7Rebirth: In the inn at Kalm, Tifa says to Aerith, "This is gonna sound crazy, but...as far as I know, Cloud was never in Nibelheim five years ago.""

FF7Rebirth: Tifa has been slashed across the chest by Sephiroth.

FF7Rebirth: Cloud and Sephiroth can only watch on as one of their unnamed Shinra grunts is swept down the river.

FF7Rebirth: Cloud, Tifa, and Sephiroth pose for a picture. Barret says, "Sounds like you were havin' a good time."

FF7Rebirth: Aerith shifts in Zack's arms. Her ribbon and the White Materia fall loose.

The Final Fantasy VII Rebirth title screen

FF7RIntergrade: Yuffie points directly at the camera and says, "The Amazing Yuffie wants you!"

FF7RInter: Nero the Sable (is that his name? he's the creepy shadow guy from Dirge of Cerberus) is here.

FF7RInter: Yuffie looks at a round of Whack-A-Box, AKA the Shinra Box Buster.

FF7RInter: Tutorial text suggests to destroy as many Boxes as possible.

A set of crocheted bones spelling out "Cool Dude"

FF7RRInter: Yuffie looks at Chadley. He has a Fort Condor board next to him.

FF7RInter: Yuffie looks at two soldiers guarding a gate. the New Recruit says, "But...what if Avalanche is hiding somewhere in this sector?"

Crocheted bones stitched together to shape "Co"

FF7R-Inter: Yuffie is in Sector 7. Chadley is there, too.

FF7Remake: The INTERmission title screen. Moving forward, this game will be called FF7R-Inter.

$A screenshot of the user's Google Docs. Broken into sections, the text reads: "The Kitsch Store Junon Aerith wants to go swimming Tifa doesnt, its gross They stop at souvenir store upstairs, because Cloud is ogling something Aerith gets Tifa a dolphin necklace Tifa gets Aerith a mermaid one Return to Sector 5 After everything, before north crater Party returns to the undercity They stop by Sector 5 to talk with Elmyra and Marlene The fabric softener kid is hollering about new topside makeup “Genuine materia girl!” Its not, its N\ateria girl Tifa cries"$

FF7Remake: White text on a black field: "The Unknown Journey Will Continue"

FF7Remake: Sephiroth's enemy assessment. He is unable to be read.

FF7Remake: The party stands on the high way, facing a swirling mass of black and white. On the right, tutorial text (summarized): "Make final preparations now"

FF7Rebirth: Aerith says, "Everything about you is Wrong."

FF7Remake: Barret, Aerith, and Red are in the lobby of the Shinra Building. They're surrounded on all sides by Public Security.

FF7Remake: President Shinra brandishes a gold gun. He says, "Truth...justice, honor, freedom!"

FF7Remake: Red XIII jumps partially onto a lever to use his body weight to pull it down.

FF7Remake: Aerith lays her hand on Red XIII's head. Of note is his rather cute snout with big round lips and a little beard

FF7Remake: Hojo says, "My findings from your combate data... indicate that this force shoudl be more than capable of handling you." The force in question is a small group of slightly stronger Shinra Loldiers.

FF7Remake: In a board meeting, Hojo says, "In the absence of a second specimen, we would need to identify an alternative mate."

FF7Remake: Cloud is talking to a man in a plaid suit: "We came to get one of our friends. She's being held in a research lab somewhere." In the background, Chadley is glaring at Cloud.

FF7Remake: Hojo has slapped himself against a glass wall, leering at Aerith. He says, "Did you really think we'd leave such a precious specimen to rot in the gutter?"

FF7Remake: Cloud looks at a bay of elevators.

FF7Remake: Cloud looks out at a cafeteria. Each of the objects is a physics object.

FF7Remake: Cloud grips his sword as he stares up at the massive Shinra building.

FF7Remake: Cloud flees from a flying robot enemy. Behind him are unbroken Shinra-branded Boxes.

FF7Remake: Don Corneo says, "The plate stunt was meant to be an unprecedented tragedy claiming countless innocent lives..."

FF7Remake: A new weapon has been acquired for Tifa, the "Feathered Gloves". They come with the ability "Starshower", which is very powerful.

FF7Remake: Tifa poses triumphantly. She has beaten Jules, 48 to 44.

FF7Remake: The Fucking Pullup Game. Of note, Ronnie and Jay are cheering for Jules, while Cloud and Barret do NOTHING.