Hannah

@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social

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The most scandalocious little fish in the sea

A cabinet full of booze
The daily mail describes the rape of a young woman by her father, causing her suicide, as "romping"
SS poster and collection of weapons like that's normal, in a house listing on Rightmove
Wall prints in a "zany" bright orange font that read "love actually is all around" and, paradoxically, "cool people live here"
Ninja slushy machine churning out iced coffee that looks like a jar of poo
Starbucks reveals summer menu return, with a captiom that the strait of Hormuz is open