Teal

@teal.monster

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30 or 40 years old and don't need this It/They/She 🏳️‍⚧️ H+ Gay weird and something

Sikorski S-64A Skycrane; a lanky, stretched out helicopter with a massive rotor, lifting an armored, tracked vehicle just about off the ground in the picture.
Wikipedia opening on "generative artificial intelligence"
Char Aznable in his signature helmet calling out with the caption "Garma, if you can still hear me, blame this on the misfortune of your birth."
The video is labelled with switches between Japanese and American versions. The Japanese vesrion is a bouncy pop. The American version is theatrical blurhrughsregtghutsg
WINGS BRINED elden ring screen text over a big steel vessel full of chicken wings in salty brine
Damn boy, were you just frying DICKS in there?
Moustache twirling guy from Wacky Racers
Screenshots from the QRT'd paper. They got puppygirl figures.
Timelapse of a bread loaf rising. I am not a poet enough to do justice to its beauty in text
Windows update settings popup that says "Reinstall your current verison of Windows to repair system files and components"
Scout from TF2 "meet the scout" delivering a point.
"Show replias as threaded" under "Experimental" section
Clip from 1998 anime "Gasaraki". Pilot falls over and they inject Compound D into him to get him to get up.
Steam group "Boycott Modern Warfare 2 (WE WANT DEDICATED SERVERS)" with most of the members on the top of the online users in the group actively playing MW2 at the time the screenshot is taken.
"Cat5-o'-9-Tails"; a whip with many strands, woven from ethernet cables.
A goony looking sketch of a guy looking at an eggplant with a detached caption that reads "But it's not an egg!" (from "EASY EATS A Bee And Puppycat Cookbook")
Beemo theratening Football to put them in a dirt hole, via a window reflection.
Graph comparing performance of GPT-5 to older o3 and o models. GPT-5 scores 52.8, less than the next o3 at 69.1, but has a taller bar for some reason.
"Discover Feeds" recommending to me, in the very first spot, the feed "Neurodivergents: A feed of Neurodivergent-related keywords & neurodivergent persons."
screenshot of youtube video from SuperfastMatt. The subtitles on screen read "Honda's first major proudction car also still jives with the Afro mentioned-"
"I picked through the semi burnt leftovers in the kitchen and hit the gravity bong with em" [animated sticker of a white cat throwing sakura petals from a basket]
the post I'm replying under has a "Rude" moderation label, even though it's only 6 minutes old
game settings option with a checkbox, labelled "Disable men in random encounters"
Heirloom tomato sliced horizontally. The whole 15cm or so diameter is mostly full of fleshy mass, with only relatively small portion housing liquid with seeds.
Aircraft heading into the smoking WTC on 11th september 2001.
"left liberrtarian"
When Ayn Rand's novel The Fountainhead was published, Heinlein was very favorably impressed, as quoted in "Grumbles ..." and mentioned John Galt—the hero in Rand's Atlas Shrugged—as a heroic archetype in The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress.
Grok, a Martian word for understanding a thing so fully as to become one with it, from Stranger in a Strange Land, whose root meaning in Martian is "to drink".
Quote from the robert a heinlein wiki article; "Race was a central theme in some of Heinlein's fiction. The most prominent example is Farnham's Freehold, which casts a white family into a future in which white people are the slaves of cannibalistic black rulers."
A bar graph showing fossil fuel consumption per capita for the year 2023, across several countries. In this graph, China's consumption is about 27000kWh per capita, most of the OECD countries; US, Australia, Germany and even average for Europe are all higher; with average for Europe at 28405kWh
A "bit holder and extension set", with most bits already removed from the accused shell of tightly welded plastic
Dave, wearing a pressure suit, poking around in the "Logic Memory Center" of HAL 9000 in the "2001: A Space Odyssey" movie.
Graphs of "Independent spending in support of mayoral candidates" and "Independent spending in opposition to mayoral candidates". Andrew Cuomo had $13.5M spent in support of him, in comparison with $371K in favor of Mamdani. Mamdani had $6M spent against him, in comparison with $773K spent against Cuomo.
A classic pastiche - George W Bush at speaker's podium in front of a warship with "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner on the bridge.
"#BrisketStans People who support GNC men erasure by calling Bridget from Guilty Gear 'trans' and/or 'girl '"
"this unpleasant gradient shows up at your front door" Image, ostensibly from a front door camera, seems to have captured a rectangle that's, bottom to top, brown, pink, and green, with smooth transition between the colors. There's a big red arrow pointing at it.
Shitty dumb 2 axis acts-chud/acts-woke vs is-woke/is-chad graph generated by a quiz at mak-life.github.io/ChudWokeValues (with that embedded in the image). It ranks me as about 80% woke, 30% woke acting
Hanging chad that triggers your first played card used in scoring 1.600e7 times.
Screenshot of a crash log from Balatro that in short says a table overflew. As in, the datatype itself. It just couldn't fit all the funny numbers it was gonna have to calculate for my next hand.
Large muscular humanoid with insect features in form of armor. He's kinda hot. His name is apparently Arduhn.
Graph headlined "It took 8 years for solar to go from 100TWh to 1000TWh of power, and then just 3 years to pass 2000TWh" It shows that; with Solar's installed power growing from 100TWh to 2000TWh very sharply, with Wind and Nuclear behind it, then big gap before gas and coal and finally, slowert of them, hydro power
Fragment of the text of the wiki article, zoomed in on section "Trends" with immediate subsection "Tumblr", linking with "See also: Tumblr sexyman"
Zoom on the face and upper body of the demon from "Indian painting depicting a man having sex with a devil". The demon is red, with rather pronounced feline features and extremely nonchalant eyes looking off to the side and the sky, with its tongue stuck out.
A large, rotating column of clouds towering over a cityscape, with text; View from the Western Windows of the Gateway Arch Reed Timmer Extreme Meteorologist Webcam photo of the large destructive #tornado tearing through the St Louis Metro area just north of downtown. This was a large wedge tornado with Downtown St Louis in the foreground. I believe this camera is located atop the St Louis arch
The final form of my "war rig" - a massive combat vehicle built for battling in the wastes - which I named "Trans AM." The vehicle is painted largely in reddish pink and baby blue, with several trans flags on some of the armoring. It's also equipped with three gatling guns, a couple vertical saw blade launchers and a sniper rifle. The vehicle is based on an aircraft tug pulling an extensive vertical superstructure towering over the original vehicle chassis. The front of the vehicle (made of an M109 APC husk) bears the statement "death before detransition."
I am frying cubed SPAM in a wok, holding up the SPAM, LESS SODIUM can
Picture taken from https://spectroscopyworld.com/article/reducing-global-mercury-pollution-small-scale-artisanal-gold-mining Original label says "Figure 1. Hand-mixing mercury with milled gold ore (Tanzania)." It's a couple people with their bare feet in a murky pond of orange, cloudy slurry, as they swirl mix of the slurry with liquid mercury in simple bowls to leach the gold suspended in particulates in the slurry.
Part of the OOP diagram showing how blackletter "u" evolved into all of "u, v, w" in modern latin, which different languages implemented differently
Sluggo from the old Nancy comic, sitting, holding an end of a pole, with a speech bubble that says "EXCUSE MY DUNKING"
a pair of "chocks" - rubber or polymer based prisms, in this case connected together by a length of rope, securing an aircraft undercarriage wheel in position
Crab laser eye beaming another crab, which explodes, with the caption "silence, brand"
Yellow shirt with black print modelled on a lady. The black print tepicts a scantily clothed lady squatting over a man's face. The lettering reads "I RODE FACES I SHOULD'VE PISSED ON"
Meme template with an elevated pipe labelled "Plastic straws" pouring liquid almost exclusively down the enlarged mouth of man labelled "THOSE SMOKING FENTANYL" as an impoverished man labelled "people drinking lemonade" shakingly catches few loose drops dripping from the pipe
Simpsons meme template. Bart, looking miserable, pantless, says; "Whirlpool Corp. announces Iowa's lagest layoff of 2025 in a manufacturing facility" Homer retorts; "Iowa's largest layoff in a manufacturing facility of 2025 SO FAR"
"So this is probably trite to say a this point, but, uh, graduating college into a massive economic collapse kinda sukcs :melty emoji:" post by "The Transfeminine Review"
Screenshot of the following post (Which has full alt texts) https://bsky.app/profile/jessfink.bsky.social/post/3llwji4cpkk2n