Tealeaf

@tealeaf.bsky.social

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They/them. polyam. Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.

Edward Cullen saying, disgustedly, "This is the skin of a FATAL GM, Bella." While sparkling in the sunshine.
David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, the show runners of game of thrones 2011 - 2019 with the Benioff quote "Themes are for 8th grade book reports" superimposed upon them. Game of thrones's final series were poorly reviewed and this quote became infamous as a synecdoche of the issue these writers had adapting a series beyond the released books.
Screenshot of Wikipedia captioned "Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904
Screenshot of chat GPT with the prompt "I have a riddle for you: a male surgeon say "I cannot operation on this patient, He is my son!" how is this possible?" Chat GPT replies "This is possible because **the surgeon is the patient’s mother**. The riddle plays on the assumption that a surgeon must be male, but women can be surgeons too."
Guardian article: Your Party conference thrown into chaos as Zarah Sultana boycotts first day The Guardian
Screenshot of sport news: with the caption "'They're in trouble' - West Ham make worst start in 52 years West Ham's miserable Premier League campaign continued with a defeat at Leeds on Friday which ensured their worst start to a season for 52 years." The photo is of "Nuno Espirito Santo is yet to record his first win as West Ham manager"
Edward Crawford throws teargas away during the Ferguson BLM protest, Crawford was later on found dead from what the police say was a self inflicted gunshot
A photo of rain and sun at the same time, a phenomenon remarked upon in north Macedonia 🇲🇰 as a bear is getting married
Harry, You Don't Need to Sell It To Me mem with: Spidersman: having zohran mamdani, and actual progressive candidate running is great Harry replies with the news story that he convinced his mum to direct a film she cares about rather than Harry Potter 5. Spidersman: Harry, I already said I liked him, you don't have to convince me
Boo-urns Simpson meme saying "I was saying be anti-wealth"
Screenshot of part of the article with "and appeals to the smallest parts of people." Highlighted
Apollo's Gift Of Prophecy Dodgeball meme. a stock image of several girls playing dodgeball. The image depicts one girl labeled as "Apollo" throwing a red dodgeball labeled as "the gift of prophecy" at her friends, who are labeled as "random internet users just trying to be comedic
Met police arrest an old man for supporting a proscribed terrorist group (Palestine Action) the back of the man's Tee shirt reads "Why is Israel getting away with murder?"
Musk stands In front of a US flag captioned "We've tried red. We've tried blue. America is ready for something that actually works. America Party — The middle has a voice now."
No take meme edited to say plz photograph, no take, only photograph
Shopping list with cheese in position 0, milk at index 1, and cleaning spray at index 2.
Weird phrenologist on twitter has declared the new pope to be trans masc
Sabo cat for kat!
Wingspan card showing the Rosate Spoonbill – Rosate Spoonbill
Screenshot of BBC news article headlined: "Musk says he's working to shut down USAID as employees told to stay home"
Meme: Fuck 2024 All my Homies Hate 2924
Meme showing a leftCom and a Maoist arguing over what Marx would be if he was alive today. The lower panel has Marx saying "I'm quite fond of Balatro flush five hand"
Three level Expanding intellect meme starting with "A Whale is a mammal not a fish" referencing the fact that whales produce milk and breathe air. Middle level is "A Whale is a spouting fish with a Horizontal Tail" this is the definition given by Ishmael in Moby Dick by Herman Melville. The final image is "Every Vertebrate is a fish" This is due to Cladistics: a method of classifying organisms based on their evolutionary history. This is because bones evolved in fish so if you want gold fish (bony) and sharks (cartilaginous) in the same cade you have to include everything else too.
Cricket world cup daily podcast titled "World cup daily: South Africa edge Pakistan ..."
A juvenile bird, I'm unsure what spiecies due to it being wet, sitting in the thyme on my kitchen window
Maisie Peters performing at glastonbury, wearing a tightly pleated tartan skirt. The pattern changes in blocks because particular stripes of the tartan are visible at the top of the pleats. On a kilt pleating to the stripe is often reserved for military kilts. But we should reclaim tartan, for too long we civilians have been under sumptuary laws, and even when repealed tradition holds us to them!